DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 31 July 2015
BREAKING NEWS: CALNI HEROICALLY FOILS AN ESCAPE ATTEMPT!
In a foolish attempt at escape, the thief and liar slave Ramon attempted to flee his legal slavery by sneaking out of the Kingdom by the mountain route. But this criminal did not count on the eternal vigilance of the King's dog calni, who chased the slave down, disabled him by biting both his legs, and then waited for Kalahari residents to capture the escapee.
And when this runaway was brought before King Hassan, he showed no remorse, complaining about his treatment, and not even begging for mercy! Further damning testimony surfaced when the reliable citizen and future Kahya Seren revealed that this detestable creature had tried to bribe her to assist him in his escape plans. Of course, she faithfully revealed his plot to the King.
And in a further disgusting display of arrogance and disdain, slave Ramon referred to his Owner, Princess Prith, as Prith, without even mentioning her title! It is therefore most appropriate that this detestable creature will face justice at the hands of the very same Princess he has insulted. All citizens of Kalahari are confident that the Princess will punish him harshly, but with total fairness.
IN LATE BREAKING NEWS, Princess Prith sentenced slave Ramon to 50 lashes of the whip, in public. In an entirely justified move, the Princess assigned Seren, the citizen Ramon attempted to bribe to help in his escape, to inflict the whipping on the criminal slave. And then Seren has been ordered to rub salt into the wounds of the punished slave.
Kalahari welcomed a new citizen: the candle maker, MilyMay, who has settled into her housing, and will be producing candles for export to benefit the Kingdom. Welcome Miss MilyMay.
In worrisome news, the popular Mine slave Abukir Amhr Kofiadou, in deep depression as his slave state is fully registering in his mind, fell to the ground in a frightening seizure. The King in his typically merciful fashion, requested the assistance of Minister Magdy and his Magic, and Princess Livia and her Gypsy Healing. Minister Magdy's ministrations succeeded, and slave Abu is now resting comfortably. But let this be a lesson for all slaves: to accept their condition is the most healthy course they may take!
Finally, the Herald Chronicles sends out a call to all the brave men and women of the Kingdom. Under the guidance of the King, Princess Prith is assembling a Royal Guard, who will be trained by Princess Livia to defend all the inhabitants of the Kingdom. All those interested should apply to Princess Prith, Princess Livia, or the King..
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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