DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 14 August 2015
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
Unfortunately, rumors of poisonous gases erupting near the Inn/Tavern have been confirmed. This evil eruption causes hallucinations, and bizarre behavior, and there is no other explanation for the challenge issued by Cindy and Sonia Tairov to GlenLocke and Afraa al Abid to a dancing competition. Both Cindy and Sonia are being treated in the Medical Centre for hallucinatory beliefs. We send our best wishes to them that this illness will soon pass.
Strange sounds of hammering and bellowing were heard from the Dance Temple as this observer passed by this afternoon. Just as she was planning to go in to offer assistance, she heard the carpenter exclaim "My thumb! My thumb! This damn hammer will not obey!" Accordingly, she passed by quickly.
In a totally unrelated story, the King is being treated for a thumb injury in the Medical Centre.
Slave Abu the Forgetful is working more productively than ever: Today, he presented a one day record of gold nuggets to the King: 1,000 nuggets! Congratulations slave Abu!
Tavern Servant Cindy, continually looking for ways to improve services for residents of the Kingdom, has installed two public toilets outside the Tavern. All drunken sailors and visitors from Kuwar are to be directed to these toilets immediately upon their appearance, in order to prevent fouling of the air in the Tavern.
The King welcomed slave nuelynn, a professional dancer, to the Kingdom. Slave nuelynn has been assigned to the role of Service slave. Salaam and Welcome nuelynn!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
Unfortunately, rumors of poisonous gases erupting near the Inn/Tavern have been confirmed. This evil eruption causes hallucinations, and bizarre behavior, and there is no other explanation for the challenge issued by Cindy and Sonia Tairov to GlenLocke and Afraa al Abid to a dancing competition. Both Cindy and Sonia are being treated in the Medical Centre for hallucinatory beliefs. We send our best wishes to them that this illness will soon pass.
Strange sounds of hammering and bellowing were heard from the Dance Temple as this observer passed by this afternoon. Just as she was planning to go in to offer assistance, she heard the carpenter exclaim "My thumb! My thumb! This damn hammer will not obey!" Accordingly, she passed by quickly.
In a totally unrelated story, the King is being treated for a thumb injury in the Medical Centre.
Slave Abu the Forgetful is working more productively than ever: Today, he presented a one day record of gold nuggets to the King: 1,000 nuggets! Congratulations slave Abu!
Tavern Servant Cindy, continually looking for ways to improve services for residents of the Kingdom, has installed two public toilets outside the Tavern. All drunken sailors and visitors from Kuwar are to be directed to these toilets immediately upon their appearance, in order to prevent fouling of the air in the Tavern.
The King welcomed slave nuelynn, a professional dancer, to the Kingdom. Slave nuelynn has been assigned to the role of Service slave. Salaam and Welcome nuelynn!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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