DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 11 August 2015
DISPATCH RECEIVED FROM PRINCESS PRITH: KINGDOM OF AROHIAS CONQUERED!
(Scroll delivered by messenger eagle from the battlefield!)
(Princess Prith proves that love and war can exist together!)
Princess Prith reports that our forces have conquered Arohias through her initiative and creativity. After thoroughly reading the King's messages, and applying her mind, even though she is busy in the harsh Sahara desert hunting and ravishing inferior Kingdoms, enslaving the Royals, and chaining them along with all the other captives, she wrote this dispatch, And she managed it even though one of the former Royals of Arohias was kneeling between her knees and serving her the way she prefers from all her slaves, occasionally slapping the former Royal with her strong hand, and enjoying the tears she produced.
The Princess also revealed, that after the messenger eagle began its long and soaring journey back to Kalahari, that she intended to return back to her tent, where she expected to find every member of the Royal Family of Arohias kneeling naked. She has set her eyes on the very young Prince who was supposed to take over the Kingdom from his father, if Prith had not invaded and killed the King on the battle field.
She will psychologically subjugate him, feel his smooth skin in full view of every Royal Member still alive, and wink as she knows he will not be the same any more. He may sit on the ancient Throne of Arohias, but now only to entertain the Princess, over her lap, as her "toyboy."
There is an ancient saying: "Make love, not war," but Princess Prith does both!
THE KINGDOM REJOICES
Minister Magdy has returned from his long and arduous journey to the ancient Kingdom of Egypt. All Kalahari waits for the tales he must tell us!
OVERHEARD WHEN THIS REPORTER WAS WALKING PAST THE MINE
Slave Abu talking to himself, and repeating over and over: "Mining slave Abu is broken at last, and is to be put in chains as an example to all"
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
DISPATCH RECEIVED FROM PRINCESS PRITH: KINGDOM OF AROHIAS CONQUERED!
(Scroll delivered by messenger eagle from the battlefield!)
(Princess Prith proves that love and war can exist together!)
Princess Prith reports that our forces have conquered Arohias through her initiative and creativity. After thoroughly reading the King's messages, and applying her mind, even though she is busy in the harsh Sahara desert hunting and ravishing inferior Kingdoms, enslaving the Royals, and chaining them along with all the other captives, she wrote this dispatch, And she managed it even though one of the former Royals of Arohias was kneeling between her knees and serving her the way she prefers from all her slaves, occasionally slapping the former Royal with her strong hand, and enjoying the tears she produced.
The Princess also revealed, that after the messenger eagle began its long and soaring journey back to Kalahari, that she intended to return back to her tent, where she expected to find every member of the Royal Family of Arohias kneeling naked. She has set her eyes on the very young Prince who was supposed to take over the Kingdom from his father, if Prith had not invaded and killed the King on the battle field.
She will psychologically subjugate him, feel his smooth skin in full view of every Royal Member still alive, and wink as she knows he will not be the same any more. He may sit on the ancient Throne of Arohias, but now only to entertain the Princess, over her lap, as her "toyboy."
There is an ancient saying: "Make love, not war," but Princess Prith does both!
THE KINGDOM REJOICES
Minister Magdy has returned from his long and arduous journey to the ancient Kingdom of Egypt. All Kalahari waits for the tales he must tell us!
OVERHEARD WHEN THIS REPORTER WAS WALKING PAST THE MINE
Slave Abu talking to himself, and repeating over and over: "Mining slave Abu is broken at last, and is to be put in chains as an example to all"
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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