DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 22 August 2015
THE FERTILITY OF THE KINGDOM
A young woman named maliaja came to Kalahari with a strange tale that she was expecting a child and that King Hassan was the father! All those in the Kingdom know how a confused young woman would think of the King as a father, as he is Father to all in Kalahari.
And in this case, he showed his paternal care for this young woman by taking her to a Maternity Clinic, where she actually did give birth to a healthy baby daughter. But a careful study of the child and mother showed that the King was NOT the actual father, but a young Kingdom resident named Samtalpur is. So, we signal to Samtalpur to come forward and help support his daughter and her mother.
THE KING ANNOUNCES A CELEBRATION: SUNDAY, 30 AUGUST 2015
Though planning has just begun, the King announces that he will host a great celebration on 30 August. Festivities will include a Royal Hunt in the palace, open to all, dance events for men and women, and a grand feast. Tavern Servant Cindy promises a delicious dining experience, including crumb, bosk, tuna, and verr skewers. Reserve this date!
THE KING ANNOUNCES A COMPETITION TO "NAME THE TAVERN"
HOW: Fill out a notecard with the name or names you are suggesting.
WHEN: Submit the card to Cindy (cinders.alex), the Tavern Servant, or Minister of Entertainment Afraa al Abid (xclox.resident) by Monday, 24 August.
WHO: Judges will be: Minister Afraa, Cindy, slave Gabi.
WHAT: The King announces a prize of L$50 AND a delicious meal in the Tavern.
CRITERIA: The name should be Arab-themed, show creativity, and reflect the gastronomic purpose of the Tavern.
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
The notorious criminal Albert Ushimawa returned to the scene of his crime today, blithely ignoring the King's commands, and was therefore banned by the King for his continuing lies, insincerity, and refusal to apologize to members of the Court.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
THE FERTILITY OF THE KINGDOM
A young woman named maliaja came to Kalahari with a strange tale that she was expecting a child and that King Hassan was the father! All those in the Kingdom know how a confused young woman would think of the King as a father, as he is Father to all in Kalahari.
And in this case, he showed his paternal care for this young woman by taking her to a Maternity Clinic, where she actually did give birth to a healthy baby daughter. But a careful study of the child and mother showed that the King was NOT the actual father, but a young Kingdom resident named Samtalpur is. So, we signal to Samtalpur to come forward and help support his daughter and her mother.
THE KING ANNOUNCES A CELEBRATION: SUNDAY, 30 AUGUST 2015
Though planning has just begun, the King announces that he will host a great celebration on 30 August. Festivities will include a Royal Hunt in the palace, open to all, dance events for men and women, and a grand feast. Tavern Servant Cindy promises a delicious dining experience, including crumb, bosk, tuna, and verr skewers. Reserve this date!
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| A Typical Kalahari Feast |
THE KING ANNOUNCES A COMPETITION TO "NAME THE TAVERN"
HOW: Fill out a notecard with the name or names you are suggesting.
WHEN: Submit the card to Cindy (cinders.alex), the Tavern Servant, or Minister of Entertainment Afraa al Abid (xclox.resident) by Monday, 24 August.
WHO: Judges will be: Minister Afraa, Cindy, slave Gabi.
WHAT: The King announces a prize of L$50 AND a delicious meal in the Tavern.
CRITERIA: The name should be Arab-themed, show creativity, and reflect the gastronomic purpose of the Tavern.
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| Front View of the Inn/Tavern |
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
The notorious criminal Albert Ushimawa returned to the scene of his crime today, blithely ignoring the King's commands, and was therefore banned by the King for his continuing lies, insincerity, and refusal to apologize to members of the Court.
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| BANNED! |
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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