DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 18 August 2015
THE KING ANNOUNCES A COMPETITION TO "NAME THE TAVERN"
HOW: Fill out a notecard with the name or names you are suggesting.
WHEN: Submit the card to Cindy (cinders.alex), the Tavern Servant, or Minister of Entertainment Afraa al Abid (xclox.resident) by Monday, 24 August.
WHO: Judges will be: Minister Afraa, Cindy, slave Gabi.
WHAT: The King announces a prize of L$50 AND a delicious meal in the Tavern.
CRITERIA: The name should be Arab-themed, show creativity, and reflect the gastronomic purpose of the Tavern.
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
Sonia Tairov, Kingdom "Entertainer," has donated 1,000 derhams to the Kingdom as payment for her tax bill. Business must be very good for the sultry dancer and sl err sultry dancer.
Our State Security reporter has been hearing some interesting rumors emanating from the Palace. The Department's Kuwar desk has been particularly active, and while we have not been able to confirm this story, there are certain indications that a woman has been dispatched to do some undercover work to protect the Kingdom against the usual Kuwari aggression.
When asked for a comment, the King gave a knowing smile, and said "No comment." We are sure, dear readers, that you understand as well as we do, that "No comment" does not mean "No Mission." The Chronicles will continue to pursue this story, insofar as it does not put at risk our agents abroad.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
THE KING ANNOUNCES A COMPETITION TO "NAME THE TAVERN"
HOW: Fill out a notecard with the name or names you are suggesting.
WHEN: Submit the card to Cindy (cinders.alex), the Tavern Servant, or Minister of Entertainment Afraa al Abid (xclox.resident) by Monday, 24 August.
WHO: Judges will be: Minister Afraa, Cindy, slave Gabi.
WHAT: The King announces a prize of L$50 AND a delicious meal in the Tavern.
CRITERIA: The name should be Arab-themed, show creativity, and reflect the gastronomic purpose of the Tavern.
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| Front View of Inn/Tavern |
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| Aerial View of Inn/Tavern and Courtyard |
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
Sonia Tairov, Kingdom "Entertainer," has donated 1,000 derhams to the Kingdom as payment for her tax bill. Business must be very good for the sultry dancer and sl err sultry dancer.
Our State Security reporter has been hearing some interesting rumors emanating from the Palace. The Department's Kuwar desk has been particularly active, and while we have not been able to confirm this story, there are certain indications that a woman has been dispatched to do some undercover work to protect the Kingdom against the usual Kuwari aggression.
When asked for a comment, the King gave a knowing smile, and said "No comment." We are sure, dear readers, that you understand as well as we do, that "No comment" does not mean "No Mission." The Chronicles will continue to pursue this story, insofar as it does not put at risk our agents abroad.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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