DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 9 October 2015
BILL LE BRAVE WELCOMED INTO THE ROYAL GUARD!!
GUARD COMMANDER LIVIA PROMOTES HIM AT ARENA
KING COMMISSIONS HIM WITH HONOR
Friday's combat training witnessed the "coming of age" of Guard trainee Bill le Brave. In lightning fast encounters, during the two Free For All (FFA) with Guard Commander Livia and Royal Guard Kal Garnet (both of which were won by Kal), and then again in single combat against Sir Kal, Sir Bill acquitted himself so well that Commander Livia determined that he was worthy of promotion.
Upon her recommendation, King Hassan Ibn Trrrol summoned Sir Bill right on the Arena grounds, and commissioned him as a full member of the Royal Guard.
And the Royal Guard has been challenged by their Commander with a difficult assignment, as the next story reveals.
KING APPROVES PRINCESS LIVIA'S DECISION
PRINCESS LIVIA EMPLOYS THE FULL POWER OF THE ROYAL GUARD
MRKINGBE IS ON NOTICE!
Princess Livia issued the following statement from the Ministry of Justice:
As you know, we had an occurrence yesterday where it was noticed that the wife of Mr. Kingbe, Racha Kingbe has made her appearance. Racha Kingbe is no threat to us, we have decided this, but must be watched. So my first order is for her to be watched by my Guards
Next...MRKINGBE is on a partial ban here......Fine it was Royal Decree that put him on this partial ban...he isn't allowed in the tavern. So be it.
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(Here is the full explanation of his ban.)
Today (5 August 2015) Minister of Justice MissPrith , supported by the King discussed the appeal of Citizen MRKINGBE. She made following review of the original ban verdict:
1) MRKINGBE will get a third chance to become a good citizen but he will report all his actions directly to MissPrith.
2) MRKINGBE will stay partially banned from Palace, Tavern, Farm, and new Housing
3) Any new trial for harassment, noted by one of the Court members will lead to immediate and eternal ban
4) MRKINGBE is prohibited to come near to Citizen Cindy, when she is alone.
5) MRKINGBE will wear Arab dress, no gun, no jeans
Princess MissPrith and King Hassan
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Princess Livia continued:
However.. I am responsible for the security of this Kingdom. I AM the Lady Commander of the Guards and I will see to it that my job is done! That slime ball of a man...no not even a man...an ant! who lets his own wife get executed for crimes he committed, WILL NOT WALK THIS KINGDOM WITHOUT ME KNOWING. A piece of scum like he is walks around freely but I have to have my guards watching a Doctor that has done less than he has? NO MORE.
Guards, you will take measures and spot out Mr. Kingbe...you see him, detain him and hold him in place. I do not trust that scum. I have found him in our citizen's homes..refusing to leave...I found him near my slaves. His actions previously have warranted NO TRUST...and thus I will not let a slime ball like he is walk around freely.
Therefore, the Chronicles reminds all residents of Kalahari to report any sighting of MRKINGBE to the Royal Guard for appropriate action.
TAVERN CELEBRATION TO WELCOME BILL LE BRAVE INTO THE ROYAL GUARD
One of the cherished traditions of proud military units (and civilians like it, too ahaha) is that the honored guests buys the rounds of drinks for everyone! And so it was at the Delicious Syrup Tavern, where Manager Cindy laid out a beautiful spread of tasty treats. But mead was the best seller on this day, and hilarity ensued at the crowded Tavern.
The King, having drunk a "royal" amount of mead, determined that slave Druslan should be brought from the Mine, so that he could be rewarded for his hard work with a session of teaing by the beautiful women of Kalahari. (though the comments from the free men, including the King, showed they were not "unmoved" by the women's performances)
Princess Livia "commanded" another impressive unit, coordinating the assault on the helpless Druslan, with slaves dara and Tasme supporting her with their own lethal weapons.
Minister Afraa joined slave dara in the final assault on the fallen, well, really "uplifted," slave, who finally crumbled under the feminine onslaught.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT: MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAY, 14 OCTOBER 2015, NOON SLT
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CONFIDENT CINDY'S TRAINING SECRETS REVEALED!!!
MANAGER CINDY FACES MINISTER AFRAA IN THE MUDDER OF ALL BATTLES!
ENGLISH ENFORCER THREATENS THE AMERICAN AVENGER!!!
The Court Meeting is where it began. (You remember from earlier reports!)
Words were exchanged, strong opinions expressed, challenges hurled, and finally the gauntlet was thrown down. Yes, the fight is on! Cindy, the Sexy Siren of the Delicious Syrup will enter the ring to battle against Afraa the Avenging Angel of Entertainment.
Early prognosticators have made the experienced Cindy a solid favorite over the neophyte Afraa, but when you get down and dirty in the mud, anything can happen. Referee dara will have her hands full as she tries to control these two Mistresses of the Mud when they meet in the Ring of Truth.
The first report of today's Chronicles will cover the training of the match favorite, Tavern Manager Cindy. The Chronicles reporter noticed how particularly confident Cindy is, when she interviewed her as she worked out at the Kalahari Bath House. The reporter noted how Cindy went through a dazzling array of exercises at high speed, and the only heavy breathing occurred when John Alonzo dried her off at the completion of her program.
It is clear that Cindy has extensive past experience of a grappling nature, including wrestling. (ahahaha). Whether it is the constant lifting of barrels at the Delicious Syrup, or her frequent walks up to the Farm, Cindy seems in superb shape for her battle with Afraa. The combination of power and experience have given Cindy the best chance of winning. Here you see Cindy displaying her strength as she trains with weights.
The Tavern Manager also understand the importance of abdominal strength, as the stomach area is the center of many of the pivoting moves she is counting on to bring Afraa down.. Here, she is seen doing sit ups, keeping her center in great shape for the many pivots she performs.
But strength and pivots are not the only weapons in Cindy's arsenal. Her legs are also quite a weapon, and many are the men who hope to see her wrap her attractive stems around them errr the Minister, and slam Afraa down to the mat Her treks to the Farm, as well as her serious training, give Cindy a clear advantage in leg strength over Afraa.
Cindy, are you overconfident?
Afraa, are you ready?
It is clear that Afraa has kept in tip top shape in the tireless performance of her duties. Whether it is the belly dancing in the Temple, or the sessions in the Bath House, her taut and trim shape shows she is physically ready for the challenge, while strength of will is her most dominant feature.
The Minister also understand the importance of technical preparation. Here, she is seen practicing the "stretch and press" move which she hopes will allow her to pin the muscular Cindy, who has both a height and weight advantage on the Minister
But Afraa is very confident. She even went so far as to practice her "Victory Dance" on the very tables at the Delicious Syrup where her rival prepares so many delicious meals.
Afraa, are you overconfident?
Cindy,are you ready?
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
BILL LE BRAVE WELCOMED INTO THE ROYAL GUARD!!
GUARD COMMANDER LIVIA PROMOTES HIM AT ARENA
KING COMMISSIONS HIM WITH HONOR
Friday's combat training witnessed the "coming of age" of Guard trainee Bill le Brave. In lightning fast encounters, during the two Free For All (FFA) with Guard Commander Livia and Royal Guard Kal Garnet (both of which were won by Kal), and then again in single combat against Sir Kal, Sir Bill acquitted himself so well that Commander Livia determined that he was worthy of promotion.
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| The Free For All (FFA) |
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| Royal Guard Bill Le Brave |
Upon her recommendation, King Hassan Ibn Trrrol summoned Sir Bill right on the Arena grounds, and commissioned him as a full member of the Royal Guard.
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| King Hassan Commissions Bill Le Brave as a Royal Guard! |
And the Royal Guard has been challenged by their Commander with a difficult assignment, as the next story reveals.
KING APPROVES PRINCESS LIVIA'S DECISION
PRINCESS LIVIA EMPLOYS THE FULL POWER OF THE ROYAL GUARD
MRKINGBE IS ON NOTICE!
Princess Livia issued the following statement from the Ministry of Justice:
As you know, we had an occurrence yesterday where it was noticed that the wife of Mr. Kingbe, Racha Kingbe has made her appearance. Racha Kingbe is no threat to us, we have decided this, but must be watched. So my first order is for her to be watched by my Guards
Next...MRKINGBE is on a partial ban here......Fine it was Royal Decree that put him on this partial ban...he isn't allowed in the tavern. So be it.
***************************************************************
(Here is the full explanation of his ban.)
Today (5 August 2015) Minister of Justice MissPrith , supported by the King discussed the appeal of Citizen MRKINGBE. She made following review of the original ban verdict:
1) MRKINGBE will get a third chance to become a good citizen but he will report all his actions directly to MissPrith.
2) MRKINGBE will stay partially banned from Palace, Tavern, Farm, and new Housing
3) Any new trial for harassment, noted by one of the Court members will lead to immediate and eternal ban
4) MRKINGBE is prohibited to come near to Citizen Cindy, when she is alone.
5) MRKINGBE will wear Arab dress, no gun, no jeans
Princess MissPrith and King Hassan
***************************************************************
Princess Livia continued:
However.. I am responsible for the security of this Kingdom. I AM the Lady Commander of the Guards and I will see to it that my job is done! That slime ball of a man...no not even a man...an ant! who lets his own wife get executed for crimes he committed, WILL NOT WALK THIS KINGDOM WITHOUT ME KNOWING. A piece of scum like he is walks around freely but I have to have my guards watching a Doctor that has done less than he has? NO MORE.
Guards, you will take measures and spot out Mr. Kingbe...you see him, detain him and hold him in place. I do not trust that scum. I have found him in our citizen's homes..refusing to leave...I found him near my slaves. His actions previously have warranted NO TRUST...and thus I will not let a slime ball like he is walk around freely.
Therefore, the Chronicles reminds all residents of Kalahari to report any sighting of MRKINGBE to the Royal Guard for appropriate action.
TAVERN CELEBRATION TO WELCOME BILL LE BRAVE INTO THE ROYAL GUARD
One of the cherished traditions of proud military units (and civilians like it, too ahaha) is that the honored guests buys the rounds of drinks for everyone! And so it was at the Delicious Syrup Tavern, where Manager Cindy laid out a beautiful spread of tasty treats. But mead was the best seller on this day, and hilarity ensued at the crowded Tavern.
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| Bill, Dr. Albert, King Hassan, Afraa, Princess Livia, Kal, Cindy, Druslan |
The King, having drunk a "royal" amount of mead, determined that slave Druslan should be brought from the Mine, so that he could be rewarded for his hard work with a session of teaing by the beautiful women of Kalahari. (though the comments from the free men, including the King, showed they were not "unmoved" by the women's performances)
Princess Livia "commanded" another impressive unit, coordinating the assault on the helpless Druslan, with slaves dara and Tasme supporting her with their own lethal weapons.
 |
| Commander Livia leads her troops dara and Tasme in the assault on slave Druslan |
Minister Afraa joined slave dara in the final assault on the fallen, well, really "uplifted," slave, who finally crumbled under the feminine onslaught.
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| Minister Afraa and slave Dara "finish" the King's assignment |
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT: MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAY, 14 OCTOBER 2015, NOON SLT
******************************************************************
CONFIDENT CINDY'S TRAINING SECRETS REVEALED!!!
MANAGER CINDY FACES MINISTER AFRAA IN THE MUDDER OF ALL BATTLES!
ENGLISH ENFORCER THREATENS THE AMERICAN AVENGER!!!
The Court Meeting is where it began. (You remember from earlier reports!)
 |
| King holds Court |
Words were exchanged, strong opinions expressed, challenges hurled, and finally the gauntlet was thrown down. Yes, the fight is on! Cindy, the Sexy Siren of the Delicious Syrup will enter the ring to battle against Afraa the Avenging Angel of Entertainment.
Early prognosticators have made the experienced Cindy a solid favorite over the neophyte Afraa, but when you get down and dirty in the mud, anything can happen. Referee dara will have her hands full as she tries to control these two Mistresses of the Mud when they meet in the Ring of Truth.
 |
| Referee Dara |
The first report of today's Chronicles will cover the training of the match favorite, Tavern Manager Cindy. The Chronicles reporter noticed how particularly confident Cindy is, when she interviewed her as she worked out at the Kalahari Bath House. The reporter noted how Cindy went through a dazzling array of exercises at high speed, and the only heavy breathing occurred when John Alonzo dried her off at the completion of her program.
It is clear that Cindy has extensive past experience of a grappling nature, including wrestling. (ahahaha). Whether it is the constant lifting of barrels at the Delicious Syrup, or her frequent walks up to the Farm, Cindy seems in superb shape for her battle with Afraa. The combination of power and experience have given Cindy the best chance of winning. Here you see Cindy displaying her strength as she trains with weights.
 |
| Cindy lifting weights |
The Tavern Manager also understand the importance of abdominal strength, as the stomach area is the center of many of the pivoting moves she is counting on to bring Afraa down.. Here, she is seen doing sit ups, keeping her center in great shape for the many pivots she performs.
 |
| Cindy pivots |
But strength and pivots are not the only weapons in Cindy's arsenal. Her legs are also quite a weapon, and many are the men who hope to see her wrap her attractive stems around them errr the Minister, and slam Afraa down to the mat Her treks to the Farm, as well as her serious training, give Cindy a clear advantage in leg strength over Afraa.
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| Cindy's powerful legs |
Cindy, are you overconfident?
Afraa, are you ready?
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| Afraa is concerned |
It is clear that Afraa has kept in tip top shape in the tireless performance of her duties. Whether it is the belly dancing in the Temple, or the sessions in the Bath House, her taut and trim shape shows she is physically ready for the challenge, while strength of will is her most dominant feature.
 |
| Afraa is ready for the challenge |
The Minister also understand the importance of technical preparation. Here, she is seen practicing the "stretch and press" move which she hopes will allow her to pin the muscular Cindy, who has both a height and weight advantage on the Minister
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| Afraa practices the "pin" |
But Afraa is very confident. She even went so far as to practice her "Victory Dance" on the very tables at the Delicious Syrup where her rival prepares so many delicious meals.
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| Afraa's Victory Dance |
Afraa, are you overconfident?
Cindy,are you ready?
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| Cindy is serenely confident! |
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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