DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 8 October 2015
GRATITUDE AND THANKS TO KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL, RULER OF KALAHARI
Though there are many talented and brilliant people in Kalahari, only one man is indispensable to the Kingdom.
Whether it is as small as outlining training rules for a novice slave like rino, as major as an international treaty with Valnor, or as caring as providing entertainment, housing, or medical care for all his people, the King is the prime example of the creativity and initiative that is the hallmark of Kalahari. (Perhaps his greatest achievement is putting up with the publisher of the Chronicles, and actually listening to her, occasionally, without rolling his eyes in disbelief! ahahaha )
So let us hail our Monarch and Benefactor, King Hassan Ibn Trrrol
and his lovely wife Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol:
**********COMBAT TRAINING AT THE ARENA TOMORROW*************
FRIDAY, 9 OCTOBER 2015, NOON SLT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROYAL GUARD COMMANDER PRINCESS LIVIA EXPECTS ENTIRE ROYAL GUARD
KAL GARNET, BILL LE BRAVE, JOHN ALONZO FACE THE CHALLENGE!!!
Commander Livia and Royal Guard Kal Garnet prepare to train
Royal Guard Trainee Bill Le Brave is ready
And the newest member of the Guard, John Alonzo, is anxious to begin.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT: MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAY, 14 OCTOBER 2015, NOON SLT
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CONFIDENT CINDY'S TRAINING SECRETS REVEALED!!!
MANAGER CINDY FACES MINISTER AFRAA IN THE MUDDER OF ALL BATTLES!
ENGLISH ENFORCER THREATENS THE AMERICAN AVENGER!!!
The Court Meeting is where it began. (You remember from earlier reports!)
Words were exchanged, strong opinions expressed, challenges hurled, and finally the gauntlet was thrown down. Yes, the fight is on! Cindy, the Sexy Siren of the Delicious Syrup will enter the ring to battle against Afraa the Avenging Angel of Entertainment.
Early prognosticators have made the experienced Cindy a solid favorite over the neophyte Afraa, but when you get down and dirty in the mud, anything can happen. Referee dara will have her hands full as she tries to control these two Mistresses of the Mud when they meet in the Ring of Truth.
The first report of today's Chronicles will cover the training of the match favorite, Tavern Manager Cindy. The Chronicles reporter noticed how particularly confident Cindy is, when she interviewed her as she worked out at the Kalahari Bath House. The reporter noted how Cindy went through a dazzling array of exercises at high speed, and the only heavy breathing occurred when John Alonzo dried her off at the completion of her program.
It is clear that Cindy has extensive past experience of a grappling nature, including wrestling. (ahahaha). Whether it is the constant lifting of barrels at the Delicious Syrup, or her frequent walks up to the Farm, Cindy seems in superb shape for her battle with Afraa. The combination of power and experience have given Cindy the best chance of winning. Here you see Cindy displaying her strength as she trains with weights.
The Tavern Manager also understand the importance of abdominal strength, as the stomach area is the center of many of the pivoting moves she is counting on to bring Afraa down.. Here, she is seen doing sit ups, keeping her center in great shape for the many pivots she performs.
But strength and pivots are not the only weapons in Cindy's arsenal. Her legs are also quite a weapon, and many are the men who hope to see her wrap her attractive stems around them errr the Minister, and slam Afraa down to the mat Her treks to the Farm, as well as her serious training, give Cindy a clear advantage in leg strength over Afraa.
Cindy, are you overconfident?
Afraa, are you ready?
It is clear that Afraa has kept in tip top shape in the tireless performance of her duties. Whether it is the belly dancing in the Temple, or the sessions in the Bath House, her taut and trim shape shows she is physically ready for the challenge, while strength of will is her most dominant feature.
The Minister also understand the importance of technical preparation. Here, she is seen practicing the "stretch and press" move which she hopes will allow her to pin the muscular Cindy, who has both a height and weight advantage on the Minister
But Afraa is very confident. She even went so far as to practice her "Victory Dance" on the very tables at the Delicious Syrup where her rival prepares so many delicious meals.
Afraa, are you overconfident?
Cindy,are you ready?
Medieval Murmurs
Suleyman, Sultan of Topkapi
The Kingdom saw two distinguished guests visit on this banner day. The first guest was Suleyman, the esteemed Sultan of Topkapi, whose Harem is famous throughout the Arab world. The Sultan came to confer with Minister of External Relations Afraa al Abid, and to arrange a State Visit for King Hassan to Topkapi later in the year.
The Sultan has been to Kalahari before
and his beautiful Harem shows what a prominent Oriental potentate he is.
Mistress Aisha, Powerful Mistress and Slaver
Mistress Aisha is well known as a strong and confident slaver. One of her prize slaves is Slave Marcus, especially visible in Kalahari because he carries a log across his broad shoulders.
Today, she came by to Kalahari to see this slave, but first stopped by the Mine and chatted with Princess Livia about how the slaves are treated there and she agreed with the Princess' principles of slave management.
Sir Kal took her on a tour of the Kingdom and afterwards, Mistress Aisha invited the Princess and Kal over to her home which the Princess described as "really neat...its just a place full of her interests and a place of fun. She has a pool, dojo, gym, a HUGGABLE POLAR BEAR, rolling cage and a dungeon and a few other places"
Here Mistress Aisha shows the Princess one of her slave cages
and here Princess Livia shares a warm and fuzzy moment with a polar bear!
It is from such personal relationships that the ties of friendship lead to alliances, and to greater success for Kalahari!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
GRATITUDE AND THANKS TO KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL, RULER OF KALAHARI
Though there are many talented and brilliant people in Kalahari, only one man is indispensable to the Kingdom.
Whether it is as small as outlining training rules for a novice slave like rino, as major as an international treaty with Valnor, or as caring as providing entertainment, housing, or medical care for all his people, the King is the prime example of the creativity and initiative that is the hallmark of Kalahari. (Perhaps his greatest achievement is putting up with the publisher of the Chronicles, and actually listening to her, occasionally, without rolling his eyes in disbelief! ahahaha )
So let us hail our Monarch and Benefactor, King Hassan Ibn Trrrol
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| King Hassan Ibn Trrrol |
and his lovely wife Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol:
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| The First Couple of Kalahari |
**********COMBAT TRAINING AT THE ARENA TOMORROW*************
FRIDAY, 9 OCTOBER 2015, NOON SLT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROYAL GUARD COMMANDER PRINCESS LIVIA EXPECTS ENTIRE ROYAL GUARD
KAL GARNET, BILL LE BRAVE, JOHN ALONZO FACE THE CHALLENGE!!!
Commander Livia and Royal Guard Kal Garnet prepare to train
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| Royal Guard Commander Livia and Royal Guard Kal Garnet |
Royal Guard Trainee Bill Le Brave is ready
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| Royal Guard Trainee Bill Le Brave |
And the newest member of the Guard, John Alonzo, is anxious to begin.
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| Royal Guard Trainee John Alonzo |
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT: MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAY, 14 OCTOBER 2015, NOON SLT
******************************************************************
CONFIDENT CINDY'S TRAINING SECRETS REVEALED!!!
MANAGER CINDY FACES MINISTER AFRAA IN THE MUDDER OF ALL BATTLES!
ENGLISH ENFORCER THREATENS THE AMERICAN AVENGER!!!
The Court Meeting is where it began. (You remember from earlier reports!)
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| Court Meeting |
Words were exchanged, strong opinions expressed, challenges hurled, and finally the gauntlet was thrown down. Yes, the fight is on! Cindy, the Sexy Siren of the Delicious Syrup will enter the ring to battle against Afraa the Avenging Angel of Entertainment.
Early prognosticators have made the experienced Cindy a solid favorite over the neophyte Afraa, but when you get down and dirty in the mud, anything can happen. Referee dara will have her hands full as she tries to control these two Mistresses of the Mud when they meet in the Ring of Truth.
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| Referee dara |
The first report of today's Chronicles will cover the training of the match favorite, Tavern Manager Cindy. The Chronicles reporter noticed how particularly confident Cindy is, when she interviewed her as she worked out at the Kalahari Bath House. The reporter noted how Cindy went through a dazzling array of exercises at high speed, and the only heavy breathing occurred when John Alonzo dried her off at the completion of her program.
It is clear that Cindy has extensive past experience of a grappling nature, including wrestling. (ahahaha). Whether it is the constant lifting of barrels at the Delicious Syrup, or her frequent walks up to the Farm, Cindy seems in superb shape for her battle with Afraa. The combination of power and experience have given Cindy the best chance of winning. Here you see Cindy displaying her strength as she trains with weights.
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| Cindy lifting weights |
The Tavern Manager also understand the importance of abdominal strength, as the stomach area is the center of many of the pivoting moves she is counting on to bring Afraa down.. Here, she is seen doing sit ups, keeping her center in great shape for the many pivots she performs.
![]() |
| Cindy pivots |
But strength and pivots are not the only weapons in Cindy's arsenal. Her legs are also quite a weapon, and many are the men who hope to see her wrap her attractive stems around them errr the Minister, and slam Afraa down to the mat Her treks to the Farm, as well as her serious training, give Cindy a clear advantage in leg strength over Afraa.
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| Cindy strengthening her legs |
Cindy, are you overconfident?
Afraa, are you ready?
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| Afraa is concerned |
It is clear that Afraa has kept in tip top shape in the tireless performance of her duties. Whether it is the belly dancing in the Temple, or the sessions in the Bath House, her taut and trim shape shows she is physically ready for the challenge, while strength of will is her most dominant feature.
![]() |
| Afraa is challenging |
The Minister also understand the importance of technical preparation. Here, she is seen practicing the "stretch and press" move which she hopes will allow her to pin the muscular Cindy, who has both a height and weight advantage on the Minister
![]() |
| Afraa practices pinning her opponent |
But Afraa is very confident. She even went so far as to practice her "Victory Dance" on the very tables at the Delicious Syrup where her rival prepares so many delicious meals.
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| Afraa's Victory Dance |
Afraa, are you overconfident?
Cindy,are you ready?
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| the serenely confident Cindy |
Medieval Murmurs
Suleyman, Sultan of Topkapi
The Kingdom saw two distinguished guests visit on this banner day. The first guest was Suleyman, the esteemed Sultan of Topkapi, whose Harem is famous throughout the Arab world. The Sultan came to confer with Minister of External Relations Afraa al Abid, and to arrange a State Visit for King Hassan to Topkapi later in the year.
The Sultan has been to Kalahari before
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| Sultan Suleyman and Concubines |
and his beautiful Harem shows what a prominent Oriental potentate he is.
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| the beautiful Harem of Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi |
Mistress Aisha, Powerful Mistress and Slaver
Mistress Aisha is well known as a strong and confident slaver. One of her prize slaves is Slave Marcus, especially visible in Kalahari because he carries a log across his broad shoulders.
Today, she came by to Kalahari to see this slave, but first stopped by the Mine and chatted with Princess Livia about how the slaves are treated there and she agreed with the Princess' principles of slave management.
Sir Kal took her on a tour of the Kingdom and afterwards, Mistress Aisha invited the Princess and Kal over to her home which the Princess described as "really neat...its just a place full of her interests and a place of fun. She has a pool, dojo, gym, a HUGGABLE POLAR BEAR, rolling cage and a dungeon and a few other places"
Here Mistress Aisha shows the Princess one of her slave cages
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| the rolling slave cage of Mistress Aisha |
and here Princess Livia shares a warm and fuzzy moment with a polar bear!
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| a warm and fuzzy moment for Princess Livia |
It is from such personal relationships that the ties of friendship lead to alliances, and to greater success for Kalahari!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald



















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