DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 17 October 2015
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT 2 PLANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 OCTOBER 2015: THE SEXY SIREN SWIMMING SOIREE
After the brilliant success of our first Tavern Night, the King has suggested a plan for a swimming competition that could involve many residents in friendly competition. Keep tuned for continuing updates.
THE LATEST UPDATE reveals the news that the King has finished laying out the course so that the siren call will go out to sexy women everywhere to come and pit their skills in the sea against all comers.
Here, we see the King with Minister Afraa. No, they are not serving time in jail again, this will be the starting point for the swim race. The contestants will enter the cage, and when the cell doors open, they will run and dive into the sea to begin the race.
Minister Afraa also explored the course, as the King was again afraid to venture into the sea. Evidently, he had some sort of unpleasant encounter with a jellyfish when he was younger, and is afraid of going into the water unless someone holds his hand.
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AND COMING UP, TAVERN NIGHT 3, 28 OCTOBER 2015 SCARY HALLOWEEN!!!
WE PROMISE THE COSTUME PARTY TO END ALL COSTUME PARTIES!!!
THE KING PLANS CROSSES AND GARLIC IF REAL VAMPIRE QUEENS ATTEND (aha)
The Chronicles has an exclusive photograph of the King, who stopped into the Bath House this morning. We weren't sure what was going on in there, since no reporters were allowed, but we heard gasps and groans and then shrieks and shouts. Our questions were answered when the King emerged and we learned he was receiving a creative health make over by the multi talented Tavern Manager Cindy.
AND SPEAKING OF THE TAVERN...
Coffee Cream Pie, Pretzels, Cheesecake, Fresh Fruit, Cake House, Apples, Baked Suls with Butter, Baked Suls with Cheese, Steak Tartare, Algae Bosk Soup, Verr, Fried Eel, Fried Fish, and Bundt Cake---mmmmmmmmmmmm.
So come to the Delicious Syrup Tavern and enjoy the cuisine!!!
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
The King and Minister Afraa have several trade agreements with other nations that are an important part of the Kingdom's foreign policy. The King and Afraa discussed these agreements over tea in the Palace.
As our readers learned yesterday, Queen Livia gave the Mine slave Abu to Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol. Poor slave Abu is unable to read, as he was born to a slave mother (and probably a slave father), and was never taught to read, as it seemed to have no purpose. So, today, King Hassan kindly took time from his busy schedule to teach Abu who his new Owner is, and who his sister slave is. The picture shows King Hassan ;pointing out Queen Vi and slave dara to the kneeling slave.
Alisha Munro has returned to Kalahari, this time as a Palace Slave.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT 2 PLANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 OCTOBER 2015: THE SEXY SIREN SWIMMING SOIREE
After the brilliant success of our first Tavern Night, the King has suggested a plan for a swimming competition that could involve many residents in friendly competition. Keep tuned for continuing updates.
THE LATEST UPDATE reveals the news that the King has finished laying out the course so that the siren call will go out to sexy women everywhere to come and pit their skills in the sea against all comers.
Here, we see the King with Minister Afraa. No, they are not serving time in jail again, this will be the starting point for the swim race. The contestants will enter the cage, and when the cell doors open, they will run and dive into the sea to begin the race.
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| King and Minister at starting gate |
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| Minister Afraa studying the course |
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| The Minister making sure the course is properly set |
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AND COMING UP, TAVERN NIGHT 3, 28 OCTOBER 2015 SCARY HALLOWEEN!!!
WE PROMISE THE COSTUME PARTY TO END ALL COSTUME PARTIES!!!
THE KING PLANS CROSSES AND GARLIC IF REAL VAMPIRE QUEENS ATTEND (aha)
The Chronicles has an exclusive photograph of the King, who stopped into the Bath House this morning. We weren't sure what was going on in there, since no reporters were allowed, but we heard gasps and groans and then shrieks and shouts. Our questions were answered when the King emerged and we learned he was receiving a creative health make over by the multi talented Tavern Manager Cindy.
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| King Hassan after a refreshing visit to the Bath House |
AND SPEAKING OF THE TAVERN...
Coffee Cream Pie, Pretzels, Cheesecake, Fresh Fruit, Cake House, Apples, Baked Suls with Butter, Baked Suls with Cheese, Steak Tartare, Algae Bosk Soup, Verr, Fried Eel, Fried Fish, and Bundt Cake---mmmmmmmmmmmm.
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| Tasty main dishes from the Delicious Syrup |
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| Elegant desserts from the Tavern |
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| More of Cindy's tasty treats |
So come to the Delicious Syrup Tavern and enjoy the cuisine!!!
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
The King and Minister Afraa have several trade agreements with other nations that are an important part of the Kingdom's foreign policy. The King and Afraa discussed these agreements over tea in the Palace.
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| King and Minister at Tea |
As our readers learned yesterday, Queen Livia gave the Mine slave Abu to Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol. Poor slave Abu is unable to read, as he was born to a slave mother (and probably a slave father), and was never taught to read, as it seemed to have no purpose. So, today, King Hassan kindly took time from his busy schedule to teach Abu who his new Owner is, and who his sister slave is. The picture shows King Hassan ;pointing out Queen Vi and slave dara to the kneeling slave.
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| King Hassan tutors slave Abu |
Alisha Munro has returned to Kalahari, this time as a Palace Slave.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald









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