DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 22 October 2015
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SEXY SIREN SWIMMING SOIREE SUCCEEDS!!!
THE CROWD GATHERED
A wildly enthusiastic crowd gathered for Tavern Night 2, "The Sexy Siren Swimming Soiree," with an especially CHEERful contingent from Queen Livia's clan. That sexy siren, along with slave Tasme, led the crown in organized cheering, as the various competitors paraded by exhibiting the athletic and trained bodies they hoped would gain them victory.
THE THRILLING RACES
And the races themselves fulfilled the promise engendered by the cheering beforehand. The Chronicles will try to summarize the many thrilling contests briefly, so everyone can see the wonderful competition in its entirety.
Perhaps the most exotic race pitted Nik against our own slave Abu. Perhaps due to memory loss, triggered by his recent case of "Desert Fever." Abu got lost on the course, and had to hitch a ride on a killer whale to return to shore, so Nik won easily.
Certainly the most entertaining race matched Sir Bill Le Brave against King Hassan. For much of the race, King Hassan led, but as he approached the finish gate, he tired (probably from carrying the weight of the Kingdom on his shoulders :-) ), and Bill calling upon his Royal Guard training, overtook the King in the last few meters, and literally climbed up the back of the King to claim victory. Though unfamiliar with a MALE climbing all over his body, the King graciously congratulated Bill on his hard-won victory.
Celina took on Bill in the next round and in somewhat of a surprise, upset him to advance.
Celina proved to be an especially strong competitor, as did slave dara. Their race was probably the closest one of the day. dara also had an early lead but was overcome by a surging Celina.
dara also put on a fabulous performance against Nik, but it was Nik who advanced.
In the final race of the day, Nik defeated Celina.
and the King said that Nik won the competition,
and the Chronicles declares this person the best of all the men who competed.
THE PARTY AFTERWARDS
Though the King lost in his swimming race, he certainly won at the party afterwards, dancing with every beautiful woman there (and Minister Afraa also ahahaha)
Sir Bill also celebrated his success with some agile dancing with his own slave Tasme.
As the roosters crowed the coming of dawn, many tired but happy participants made their way to bed!
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AND COMING UP, TAVERN NIGHT 3, SCARY HALLOWEEN!!! 28 OCTOBER 2015
COME TO KALAHARI: WE MEET AT THE TAVERN AND THEN
VISIT A SECRET HALLOWEEN SETTING!
WEDNESDAY, 28 OCTOBER 2015, NOON, SLT
Halloween is actually a Christian feast at root. In that religion, the Feast of All Saints is celebrated on the first of November, so the night BEFORE is the EVE of All Hallows (meaning all those who are hallowed, that is to say, Saints.) And in old English, All Hallows Eve was "Halloween."
King Hassan summoned Manager Cindy and Minister Afraa to plan the Third Tavern Night, a thrilling offering for residents AND non-residents of the Kingdom.
The Third Tavern Night introduces a new wrinkle to the entertainment offered in the Kingdom. We will meet as a group at the Delicious Syrup Tavern, and then proceed to a secret location for some Halloween merriment, and some terror as well!
We return to the Delicious Syrup for food, drink, and great entertainment--each other! And the best news of all, Manager Cindy is prepared to welcome us all, And never fear, that, errr knife in her hand is simply for ummm cutting the coffee cream pie, Yes, that's it.
So come to the Delicious Syrup Tavern and enjoy the cuisine!!!
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
Mistress morgaine Wytchwood visited the Kingdom to negotiate the purchase of slave Fluffykins. The Mistress decided to buy Fluff for some reason, perhaps she likes challenges.
In any case, she proved a hard bargainer with the King, at one point going so far (or so low) as to reach into the stockings which tightly stretched over her sexy legs to pull out a few coins for the purchase of the worthless slave. The King is certainly not one to disrespect a guest by ignoring the obvious, so he gave her legs, and indeed her whole body, the attention she deserved. In any event, the deal was done: Mistress Wytchwood now owns Fluffy as her personal slave, but she will leave him here to continue his work in the Mine.
And, in other news, Princess Prith's slave JoeyDope has been assigned to work in the Mine by the King. Here, slave Joey waits for some tasty gruel so his body can be productive in the Mine.
A visitor came to the Kingdom, bearing some interesting news. At the request of Minister for External Affairs Afraa al Abid, the Chronicles will keep her name secret for now, but will only publish a picture of her in disguise.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SEXY SIREN SWIMMING SOIREE SUCCEEDS!!!
THE CROWD GATHERED
A wildly enthusiastic crowd gathered for Tavern Night 2, "The Sexy Siren Swimming Soiree," with an especially CHEERful contingent from Queen Livia's clan. That sexy siren, along with slave Tasme, led the crown in organized cheering, as the various competitors paraded by exhibiting the athletic and trained bodies they hoped would gain them victory.
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| Queen Livia and slave Tasme |
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| Cheerleaders enthuse the crowd |
THE THRILLING RACES
And the races themselves fulfilled the promise engendered by the cheering beforehand. The Chronicles will try to summarize the many thrilling contests briefly, so everyone can see the wonderful competition in its entirety.
Perhaps the most exotic race pitted Nik against our own slave Abu. Perhaps due to memory loss, triggered by his recent case of "Desert Fever." Abu got lost on the course, and had to hitch a ride on a killer whale to return to shore, so Nik won easily.
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| Nik and Abu |
Certainly the most entertaining race matched Sir Bill Le Brave against King Hassan. For much of the race, King Hassan led, but as he approached the finish gate, he tired (probably from carrying the weight of the Kingdom on his shoulders :-) ), and Bill calling upon his Royal Guard training, overtook the King in the last few meters, and literally climbed up the back of the King to claim victory. Though unfamiliar with a MALE climbing all over his body, the King graciously congratulated Bill on his hard-won victory.
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| King Hassan and Bill Le Brave |
Celina took on Bill in the next round and in somewhat of a surprise, upset him to advance.
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| Celina and Bill Le Brave |
Celina proved to be an especially strong competitor, as did slave dara. Their race was probably the closest one of the day. dara also had an early lead but was overcome by a surging Celina.
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| dara and Celina |
dara also put on a fabulous performance against Nik, but it was Nik who advanced.
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| dara and Nik |
In the final race of the day, Nik defeated Celina.
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| Nik and Celina |
and the King said that Nik won the competition,
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| Nik Victorious! |
and the Chronicles declares this person the best of all the men who competed.
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| Slave Abu dreams of Paradise |
THE PARTY AFTERWARDS
Though the King lost in his swimming race, he certainly won at the party afterwards, dancing with every beautiful woman there (and Minister Afraa also ahahaha)
 |
| King dances with slave dara |
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| King dancing the zouk with Minister Afraa |
Sir Bill also celebrated his success with some agile dancing with his own slave Tasme.
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| Sir Bill and slave Tasme |
As the roosters crowed the coming of dawn, many tired but happy participants made their way to bed!
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AND COMING UP, TAVERN NIGHT 3, SCARY HALLOWEEN!!! 28 OCTOBER 2015
COME TO KALAHARI: WE MEET AT THE TAVERN AND THEN
VISIT A SECRET HALLOWEEN SETTING!
WEDNESDAY, 28 OCTOBER 2015, NOON, SLT
Halloween is actually a Christian feast at root. In that religion, the Feast of All Saints is celebrated on the first of November, so the night BEFORE is the EVE of All Hallows (meaning all those who are hallowed, that is to say, Saints.) And in old English, All Hallows Eve was "Halloween."
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| Come and Enjoy! |
King Hassan summoned Manager Cindy and Minister Afraa to plan the Third Tavern Night, a thrilling offering for residents AND non-residents of the Kingdom.
 |
| King Hassan, Manager Cindy, and Minister Afraa |
The Third Tavern Night introduces a new wrinkle to the entertainment offered in the Kingdom. We will meet as a group at the Delicious Syrup Tavern, and then proceed to a secret location for some Halloween merriment, and some terror as well!
We return to the Delicious Syrup for food, drink, and great entertainment--each other! And the best news of all, Manager Cindy is prepared to welcome us all, And never fear, that, errr knife in her hand is simply for ummm cutting the coffee cream pie, Yes, that's it.
 |
| AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
So come to the Delicious Syrup Tavern and enjoy the cuisine!!!
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
Mistress morgaine Wytchwood visited the Kingdom to negotiate the purchase of slave Fluffykins. The Mistress decided to buy Fluff for some reason, perhaps she likes challenges.
In any case, she proved a hard bargainer with the King, at one point going so far (or so low) as to reach into the stockings which tightly stretched over her sexy legs to pull out a few coins for the purchase of the worthless slave. The King is certainly not one to disrespect a guest by ignoring the obvious, so he gave her legs, and indeed her whole body, the attention she deserved. In any event, the deal was done: Mistress Wytchwood now owns Fluffy as her personal slave, but she will leave him here to continue his work in the Mine.
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| Mistress morgaine Wythchwood and slave Fluffykins |
And, in other news, Princess Prith's slave JoeyDope has been assigned to work in the Mine by the King. Here, slave Joey waits for some tasty gruel so his body can be productive in the Mine.
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| Manager Cindy with slave JoeyDope |
A visitor came to the Kingdom, bearing some interesting news. At the request of Minister for External Affairs Afraa al Abid, the Chronicles will keep her name secret for now, but will only publish a picture of her in disguise.
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| Secret Talks |
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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