20 October 2015

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 20 October 2015 2#24

    DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI   20 October 2015
(see us online at http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com/)

TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   12 NOON SLT, 21 OCTOBER 2015: THE SEXY SIREN SWIMMING SOIREE
 
                                       􀀁

After the brilliant success of our first Tavern Night, the King has suggested a plan for a swimming competition that could involve many residents in friendly competition. Keep tuned for continuing updates.

THE LATEST UPDATE reveals the news that the King has finished laying out the course  so that the siren call will go out to sexy women everywhere to come and pit their skills in the sea against all comers.

The King invited residents to view the first test of the new course when slaves Abu and Druslan were used to inaugurate the course, and show where slight corrections needed to be made. The spectators: the King, the Queen, Manager Cindy and Minister Afraa, enjoyed the spectacle, as the slaves' muscular bodies cut through the water.

􀀇
Crowd gathers to watch slave tryout

􀀆
Slaves Druslan and Abu after successful training

                       
*****************************************************************

AND COMING UP, TAVERN NIGHT 3, 28 OCTOBER 2015 SCARY HALLOWEEN!!!
WE PROMISE THE COSTUME PARTY TO END ALL COSTUME PARTIES!!!
THE KING PLANS CROSSES AND GARLIC IF REAL VAMPIRE QUEENS ATTEND (aha)

The Chronicles received a Royal visit yesterday, but not from the Royal you would expect. The King has, for the past several days, been caught in "compromising positions" as he dedicates his time and talents to making sure that our Halloween Gala will be the happiest Halloween ever. But our visitor today was Queen Vi Vyper, the elegant and beautiful consort of the King. We can't publish the words she used, but you can tell from the look on her face, that she was NOT pleased with us. So, we are all very sorry, Highness, we won't make fun of the King again. Well, for Tavern Night 2, anyway. AHAHAHA

􀀀
Queen Vi Vyper


AND SPEAKING OF THE TAVERN...

Coffee Cream Pie, Pretzels, Cheesecake, Fresh Fruit, Cake House, Apples, Baked Suls with Butter, Baked Suls with Cheese, Steak Tartare, Algae Bosk Soup, Verr, Fried Eel, Fried Fish, and Bundt Cake---mmmmmmmmmmmm.

􀀃
Beautiful Assortment of Main Dishes

􀀄
Delicious Display of Desserts

􀀅
Table WAS filled with desserts until Afraa got there!

So come to the Delicious Syrup Tavern and enjoy the cuisine!!!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                     SO REMEMBER!

TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   12 NOON SLT, 21 OCTOBER 2015: THE SEXY SIREN SWIMMING SOIREE


Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

No comments:

Post a Comment