DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 14 October 2015
(SPECIAL THANKS FOR PICS IN THIS ISSUE TO KING HASSAN, QUEEN VI,
SLAVE GABI, SONIA TAIROV, SLAVE TASME, AND TRISIA)
***************************************************************
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT: MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STUNNING RESULT AT THE TAVERN MUD PIT
JUNGLE JANE DEFEATS THE AVENGING ANGEL!!!!!!!!
******************************************************************
CONFIDENT CINDY'S COMES THROUGH TO VICTORY!
REFEREE DARA RULES THAT CINDY DEFEATED AFRAA IN THE BIG MATCH!
It was all that the pre-match publicity said it would be, and even more! Before a large and enthusiastic crowd at the Delicious Syrup Tavern, the scantily clad Jungle Jane (aka Manager Cindy) defeated the sexily attired Avenging Angel (aka Minister Afraa al Abid) in what many veteran observers are calling the Greatest Wrestling War in the history of Kalahari Kingdom.
The crowd was electric with tension as Referee Dara presented the wrestlers to the Royal Couple, after checking them for hidden weapons and illegal substances.
The best people of Kalahari were in attendance, including slaves Gabi and Abu and Miss Trisia.
(At this point, the Chronicles would like to stop all the speculation that the King's payment of L$500 to Referee dara before the match in ANY way influenced her decision to announce Jungle Jane, the King's betting favorite, as the match winner. Who would believe that the King could be so dumb as publicly to announce such a gift before the match?)
The howling of the crowd added to the enormous tension, as the wrestlers entered the pit. Money changed hands at a furious rate, as the betting favorite Jungle Jane,
and her underdog opponent, the Avenging Angel,
squared off in the center of the pit
The Chronicles used special "pigeon technology" to get this overhead view of the battlers, with the throngs of people pressing close to catch the action.
Cheers and boos, shrill shouts, and passionate screams echoed throughout the Courtyard as first one, then the other of these evenly matched women took the commanding position.
In the end, it was the superior strength of Cindy that gained her the advantage and, eventually, the victory. Here are two views of the final pin which won her the match.
When the match had finished, it was time to shout insults, pay off bets and settle in at the Tavern for the delicious food and drink always available on the Delicious Syrup's extensive menu. Bill Le Brave and the King were watched by slave dara as they settled accounts.
The indefatigable King enjoyed a post event dance party in the Belly Dance Temple, as he delighted watching slaves maliaja (before she fell sick), sylvie, Gabi and dara dance in a beautiful display of impromptu but thrilling belly dance. There and then. the King consulted with Entertainment Minister Afraa about special silks for his slave dancers.
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
AMBASSADOR RANDY QUANDER OF MEYONIA VISITS THE KINGDOM FOR TALKS
STRICKEN WITH FRIGHTENING DISEASE, THE AMBASSADOR ACTS LIKE A DOG!
HER PRIVATE SECRETARY SLAVE MALIAJA ALSO STRUCK DOWN
DR EAGOR CALLED IN WITH HIS TRUSTY MEDICAL ASSISTANT SYLVIE SERENITY!
DOCTOR'S PRELIMINARY DIAGNOSIS IS CANINITIS (DOGGY DISEASE)
What at first seemed like a routine diplomatic talks between Ambassador Randy Quander of Meyonia, and Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid took a horrifying turn today when the Ambassador started acting like a dog, getting down on all fours, rubbing up against people, wiggling her shapely bottom, and in all ways acting like a dog in heat.
All seemed normal at first, when the Ambassador was welcomed to the Kingdom by King Hassan and Queen Vi, as she presented her diplomatic credentials.
By all outward appearances, Ambassador Quander presented her usual serious face to the diplomatic talks, attired, as usual, in the "trash chic" for which she is known.
But when she first met Minister Afraa, she complained about "strange feelings and urges," and with abrupt movements, ordered a change of clothes, and demanded to learn about the fabled belly dances of Kalahari. Always amenable Afraa, granted the Ambassador's needy request, and, though tired from her grueling wrestling match with Cindy, showed a few basic moves to the Ambassador and her assistant maliaja. In the picture, Ambassador Randy looks intoxicated, or otherwise disabled.
At the conclusion of the dance lesson, Ambassador Quander fell to all fours and began to act like a dog! Of course the Minister, out of deep concern for the Ambassador Randy ("It's not just a name, but an attitude"), hastily summoned Dr. Adeel C. Eagor, and his assistant sylvie Serenity, to deal with this astonishing medical crisis.
The Doctor took immediate charge of the situation, and ordered Randy to be restrained "for her own safety." This was immediately done, in the Bath House, with the hope that the healing waters and soothing vapors there might help Randy.
Even more horrifying was the fact that the disease seemed to be spreading, and private secretary maliaja was also infected by this strange but compelling disease. So, while sylvie kept a "suicide watch" on Ambassador Quander,
Minister Afraa and Doctor Adee;l conferred about the new case, and decided that maliaja should also be "restrained" for her own safety., and that of all residents of the Kingdom.
The latest medical bulletins from the Bath House describe a dogged Dr. Eagor working to find a cure for this horrifying disease. His only advice to residents is to "stay as far away as possible from these two stricken patients, as their bite could prove to be fatal!"
As soon as the Chronicles receives updates on this situation, we will pass on the news immediately to our readers.
Afra al Abid
Kalahari Herald
(SPECIAL THANKS FOR PICS IN THIS ISSUE TO KING HASSAN, QUEEN VI,
SLAVE GABI, SONIA TAIROV, SLAVE TASME, AND TRISIA)
***************************************************************
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT: MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STUNNING RESULT AT THE TAVERN MUD PIT
JUNGLE JANE DEFEATS THE AVENGING ANGEL!!!!!!!!
******************************************************************
CONFIDENT CINDY'S COMES THROUGH TO VICTORY!
REFEREE DARA RULES THAT CINDY DEFEATED AFRAA IN THE BIG MATCH!
It was all that the pre-match publicity said it would be, and even more! Before a large and enthusiastic crowd at the Delicious Syrup Tavern, the scantily clad Jungle Jane (aka Manager Cindy) defeated the sexily attired Avenging Angel (aka Minister Afraa al Abid) in what many veteran observers are calling the Greatest Wrestling War in the history of Kalahari Kingdom.
 |
| Referee dara and the two wrestlers |
 |
| Wrestlers, dara and Sonia |
The crowd was electric with tension as Referee Dara presented the wrestlers to the Royal Couple, after checking them for hidden weapons and illegal substances.
 |
| Referee dara |
 |
| Royal Couple |
The best people of Kalahari were in attendance, including slaves Gabi and Abu and Miss Trisia.
 |
| Slave Abu and Trisia |
(At this point, the Chronicles would like to stop all the speculation that the King's payment of L$500 to Referee dara before the match in ANY way influenced her decision to announce Jungle Jane, the King's betting favorite, as the match winner. Who would believe that the King could be so dumb as publicly to announce such a gift before the match?)
The howling of the crowd added to the enormous tension, as the wrestlers entered the pit. Money changed hands at a furious rate, as the betting favorite Jungle Jane,
 |
| Jungle Jane |
and her underdog opponent, the Avenging Angel,
 |
| The Avenging Angel |
squared off in the center of the pit
 |
| Wrestlers Square Off |
The Chronicles used special "pigeon technology" to get this overhead view of the battlers, with the throngs of people pressing close to catch the action.
 |
| Heavenly View |
Cheers and boos, shrill shouts, and passionate screams echoed throughout the Courtyard as first one, then the other of these evenly matched women took the commanding position.
 |
| Tavern Night Group Shot |
 |
| Tavern Night Overhead |
In the end, it was the superior strength of Cindy that gained her the advantage and, eventually, the victory. Here are two views of the final pin which won her the match.
 |
| Jungle Jane pins the Avenging Angel |
 |
| Cindy pins Afraa as crowd looks on |
When the match had finished, it was time to shout insults, pay off bets and settle in at the Tavern for the delicious food and drink always available on the Delicious Syrup's extensive menu. Bill Le Brave and the King were watched by slave dara as they settled accounts.
 |
| Referee dara and the two wrestlers after the fight |
 |
| dara watches Bill Le Brave and the King settle accounts |
The indefatigable King enjoyed a post event dance party in the Belly Dance Temple, as he delighted watching slaves maliaja (before she fell sick), sylvie, Gabi and dara dance in a beautiful display of impromptu but thrilling belly dance. There and then. the King consulted with Entertainment Minister Afraa about special silks for his slave dancers.
 |
| King watches belly dance of slaves maliaja, sylvie, Gabi and dara |
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
AMBASSADOR RANDY QUANDER OF MEYONIA VISITS THE KINGDOM FOR TALKS
STRICKEN WITH FRIGHTENING DISEASE, THE AMBASSADOR ACTS LIKE A DOG!
HER PRIVATE SECRETARY SLAVE MALIAJA ALSO STRUCK DOWN
DR EAGOR CALLED IN WITH HIS TRUSTY MEDICAL ASSISTANT SYLVIE SERENITY!
DOCTOR'S PRELIMINARY DIAGNOSIS IS CANINITIS (DOGGY DISEASE)
What at first seemed like a routine diplomatic talks between Ambassador Randy Quander of Meyonia, and Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid took a horrifying turn today when the Ambassador started acting like a dog, getting down on all fours, rubbing up against people, wiggling her shapely bottom, and in all ways acting like a dog in heat.
All seemed normal at first, when the Ambassador was welcomed to the Kingdom by King Hassan and Queen Vi, as she presented her diplomatic credentials.
 |
| Royal Couple Accept the Credentials of Ambassador Quander |
By all outward appearances, Ambassador Quander presented her usual serious face to the diplomatic talks, attired, as usual, in the "trash chic" for which she is known.
 |
| Meyonian Ambassador Randy Quander |
But when she first met Minister Afraa, she complained about "strange feelings and urges," and with abrupt movements, ordered a change of clothes, and demanded to learn about the fabled belly dances of Kalahari. Always amenable Afraa, granted the Ambassador's needy request, and, though tired from her grueling wrestling match with Cindy, showed a few basic moves to the Ambassador and her assistant maliaja. In the picture, Ambassador Randy looks intoxicated, or otherwise disabled.
 |
| Minister Afraa instructs Ambassador Randy and slave maliaja |
At the conclusion of the dance lesson, Ambassador Quander fell to all fours and began to act like a dog! Of course the Minister, out of deep concern for the Ambassador Randy ("It's not just a name, but an attitude"), hastily summoned Dr. Adeel C. Eagor, and his assistant sylvie Serenity, to deal with this astonishing medical crisis.
 |
| Minister and Doctor watch Ambassador become a dog |
The Doctor took immediate charge of the situation, and ordered Randy to be restrained "for her own safety." This was immediately done, in the Bath House, with the hope that the healing waters and soothing vapors there might help Randy.
 |
| Doctor Eagor restrains Ambassador Quander "for her own safety" |
Even more horrifying was the fact that the disease seemed to be spreading, and private secretary maliaja was also infected by this strange but compelling disease. So, while sylvie kept a "suicide watch" on Ambassador Quander,
 |
| Medical Assistant sylvie keeps watch over Ambassador Quander |
Minister Afraa and Doctor Adee;l conferred about the new case, and decided that maliaja should also be "restrained" for her own safety., and that of all residents of the Kingdom.
 |
| Minister and Doctor confer about infected slave maliaja |
The latest medical bulletins from the Bath House describe a dogged Dr. Eagor working to find a cure for this horrifying disease. His only advice to residents is to "stay as far away as possible from these two stricken patients, as their bite could prove to be fatal!"
As soon as the Chronicles receives updates on this situation, we will pass on the news immediately to our readers.
Afra al Abid
Kalahari Herald
No comments:
Post a Comment