DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 16 October 2015
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT 2 PLANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 OCTOBER 2015: THE SEXY SIREN SWIMMING SOIREE
After the brilliant success of our first Tavern Night, the King has suggested a plan for a swimming competition that could involve many residents in friendly competition. Keep tuned for continuing updates.
The latest update reveals the news that the King himself is surveying the land, and laying out the course so that the siren call will go out to sexy women everywhere to come and pit their skills in the sea against all comers.
Here, we see the King on the Kalahari shore with Cindy and slave dara, surveying the best place for the swimming course to be laid out.
Desiring that everything be perfect, and realizing there are predators in the sea who might enjoy a Royal meal, King Hassan instead sent Tavern Manager Cindy out to test the sometimes dangerous waters off the coast of Kalahari.
Showing that she is as proficient at swimming as she is at wrestling, Cindy emerged unscathed from the shark-infested waters. But the King assured us that all sharks would be banned for the duration of the contest, as well as all tunas, one of which, caught off our coast, reportedly weighed in at 9,000 kilograms!
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AND COMING UP, TAVERN NIGHT 3, 28 OCTOBER 2015 SCARY HALLOWEEN!!!
WE PROMISE THE COSTUME PARTY TO END ALL COSTUME PARTIES!!!
THE KING PLANS CROSSES AND GARLIC IF REAL VAMPIRE QUEENS ATTEND (aha)
The Chronicles has an exclusive photograph of some of the King's friends, whom he invited to the Palace for consultations and planning of the Halloween party at the Tavern.
We have it on good authority that the King served his friends a meal of spook-ghetti, with a side dish of bloody rare beef, and a rich red wine. That WAS wine, Highness, wasn't it?
And next week, we will share with you the King's favorite whine ahahaha!
AND SPEAKING OF THE TAVERN...
Coffee Cream Pie, Pretzels, Cheesecake, Fresh Fruit, Cake House, Apples, Baked Suls with Butter, Baked Suls with Cheese, Steak Tartare, Algae Bosk Soup, Verr, Fried Eel, Fried Fish, and Bundt Cake---mmmmmmmmmmmm.
So come to the Delicious Syrup Tavern and enjoy the cuisine!!!
AND SPEAKING OF VAMPIRE QUEENS...
Vampire Queen Livia returned to the Kingdom and brought with her an extraordinary gift.
The King and his faithful slave dara waited with high hopes for the arrival of Queen Livia:
When Livia arrived, she had with her someone known and loved in Kalahari, her slave Abukir Amhr Kofiadou
With astonishing generosity. the Queen offered to donate slave Abu to Queen Vi Ibn Trrol. After a thorough medical examination by Dr. Albert Ushimawa, and the critical blood test, the Doctor affirmed that slave Abu was not "infected," and indeed, was a magnificent physical specimen. So of course, the King accepted Livia's lovely gift!
The entire Chronicles staff applauds the Queen's generosity, as we have long considered slave Abu the best of Kalahari!
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
And back by popular demand, Mistress Layla's Jungle Fashion Wear:
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT 2 PLANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the brilliant success of our first Tavern Night, the King has suggested a plan for a swimming competition that could involve many residents in friendly competition. Keep tuned for continuing updates.
The latest update reveals the news that the King himself is surveying the land, and laying out the course so that the siren call will go out to sexy women everywhere to come and pit their skills in the sea against all comers.
Here, we see the King on the Kalahari shore with Cindy and slave dara, surveying the best place for the swimming course to be laid out.
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| King surveys the Kalahari shoreline |
Desiring that everything be perfect, and realizing there are predators in the sea who might enjoy a Royal meal, King Hassan instead sent Tavern Manager Cindy out to test the sometimes dangerous waters off the coast of Kalahari.
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| Cindy swimming as King directs from the safety of the shore |
Showing that she is as proficient at swimming as she is at wrestling, Cindy emerged unscathed from the shark-infested waters. But the King assured us that all sharks would be banned for the duration of the contest, as well as all tunas, one of which, caught off our coast, reportedly weighed in at 9,000 kilograms!
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| Cindy swims safely |
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AND COMING UP, TAVERN NIGHT 3, 28 OCTOBER 2015 SCARY HALLOWEEN!!!
WE PROMISE THE COSTUME PARTY TO END ALL COSTUME PARTIES!!!
THE KING PLANS CROSSES AND GARLIC IF REAL VAMPIRE QUEENS ATTEND (aha)
The Chronicles has an exclusive photograph of some of the King's friends, whom he invited to the Palace for consultations and planning of the Halloween party at the Tavern.
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| Friends and Close Advisers of the King |
We have it on good authority that the King served his friends a meal of spook-ghetti, with a side dish of bloody rare beef, and a rich red wine. That WAS wine, Highness, wasn't it?
And next week, we will share with you the King's favorite whine ahahaha!
AND SPEAKING OF THE TAVERN...
Coffee Cream Pie, Pretzels, Cheesecake, Fresh Fruit, Cake House, Apples, Baked Suls with Butter, Baked Suls with Cheese, Steak Tartare, Algae Bosk Soup, Verr, Fried Eel, Fried Fish, and Bundt Cake---mmmmmmmmmmmm.
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| Delicious Syrup Main Dishes |
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| Delicious Syrup Desserts |
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| More Delicious Syrup Desserts |
So come to the Delicious Syrup Tavern and enjoy the cuisine!!!
AND SPEAKING OF VAMPIRE QUEENS...
Vampire Queen Livia returned to the Kingdom and brought with her an extraordinary gift.
The King and his faithful slave dara waited with high hopes for the arrival of Queen Livia:
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| King and Slave Dara await Queen Livia |
When Livia arrived, she had with her someone known and loved in Kalahari, her slave Abukir Amhr Kofiadou
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| Queen Livia brings slave Abu to the Palace |
With astonishing generosity. the Queen offered to donate slave Abu to Queen Vi Ibn Trrol. After a thorough medical examination by Dr. Albert Ushimawa, and the critical blood test, the Doctor affirmed that slave Abu was not "infected," and indeed, was a magnificent physical specimen. So of course, the King accepted Livia's lovely gift!
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| Slave Abu is presented to the King |
The entire Chronicles staff applauds the Queen's generosity, as we have long considered slave Abu the best of Kalahari!
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
And back by popular demand, Mistress Layla's Jungle Fashion Wear:
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| Lovely Mistress LaylaMcmillom displays her 'jungle wear." |
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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