DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 10 October 2015
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MIRACULOUS RETURN!
MINISTER MAGDY LITERALLY RETURNS FROM NEAR DEATH!
JOYFUL ARRIVAL, KINGDOM REJOICES
Minister Magdy has returned! As you remember, he was sent on an emergency mission to assist Princess Prith on the overseas expedition.
What we did not know at the time was that a great storm came upon his ship, blew it off course, and all of the crew was drowned except for Magdy. He alone survived, along with a lone carrier pigeon, which serves as communication between the King and his armies.
Isolated, cold, freezing, the Minister thought his death was near. So he chose to send what he thought would be the last love letter he would ever write. Thinking only of his beloved wife Livia, and his beautiful daughter Lilybeth, he used his last quill to pen a selfless, beautiful ode to both of them. Sure that he was near death, he confessed his undying love for both, and told Princess Livia that she should not mourn him, but only remember him with love. He then told her that he freed her, that she must live her life for herself, and remember him, especially when she looked at their beloved daughter.
He then sent the message via carrier pigeon, and prepared to face the end of his existence. The carrier pigeon amazingly made the journey, well over 1,000 leagues, and brought the message to Princess Livia. When she received it, she broke down, but as the warrior she is, she decided she must honor Magdy's last wish, and go on for herself and little Lilybeth.
And so it would have ended, in sorrow, except that something miraculous happened. A ship from the Kingdom of Nether Nether Land sailed by the island where Magdy lay near death. They are notoriously bad mariners, and were looking for a passage to the Indies, but, as usual, they were heading in the wrong direction. But their lack of seamanship saved Magdy, because they landed at his uncharted island to gather fresh water and provisions, and thus discovered him.
After many adventures, including piloting the ship himself because the Captain was drunk on jenever, a strange alcoholic potion from his land, Magdy returned to our shores just the other day, but discovered that Princess Livia had obeyed what she thought was his deathbed wish.
The two great lovers, after many amiable discussions, decided that it would be best if they had an amicable divorce, and remained great friends. And so that is what they decided, and the King sanctioned their decision.
So Minister Magdy has returned to his position as Minister of the Farm and the Mine, with Princess Livia his second in command. And of course, Princess Livia remains as Minister of Justice, Commander of the Royal Guard, and Chief Architect of Kalahari.
Many blessings on both Minister Magdy and Princess Livia. And long live Kalahari!
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
KIND SUMMONS MINSTER AFRAA AL ABID
SHE IS SENT TO PLAN A STATE VISIT TO THE SULTANATE OF TOPKAPI!
VISIT ARRANGED AND DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS ESTABLISHED
The King will be visiting the Sultanate of Topkapi, and bringing along a small diplomatic contingent, Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid announced today. The Minister made the journey to the luxurious Harem of Sultan Suleyman, and the visit has been arranged. Readers of the Chronicles will be informed when the visit is completed. Here, the Minister is seen being guided by the King as he sends her to Topkapi
and here she is conferring with Sultan Suleyman about the State Visit.
KING GIVES A GIFT TO SLAVE DRUSLAN
Our Benevolent King once again showed his generous side today, as he awarded the almost unprecedented honor of a slave girl to a male slave for his services. After his merciless teasing yesterday, slave Druslan was visibly exhausted and disoriented. So our compassionate King chose to give him a sexual session with slave Terri, an attractive and experienced plaything. The King helpfully came along to the session and made sure everything went smoothly. Here he poses with the happy pair. (And let this be a lesson to all slaves, nothing is impossible with a generous King! So, work hard and productively at all times, and good fortune may be yours.)
KING HASSAN GIVES DANCE INSTRUCTION TO SLAVES DARA AND FEATHER.
KING HURTS HIS BACK, AND IS EXAMINED BY DR EAGOR!
MEDICAL CHIEF SUGGESTS A WARM BATH AND BED REST
The Kingdom saw some excitement today when the King tried to relive the past glories of yesteryear and threw out his back in the process. Deeply moved by the sensuous belly dancing of slaves dara and feather, the King jumped in and started to twist and turn in a rough imitation of the slaves' sensual movements.
Well, naturally, the poor old dear was on a course for disaster, and sure enough it happened. He wrenched his back! But fortunately, Dr Eagor was on hand and took immediate control of the situation., examining the King, and prescribing a hot bath, and bed rest. And loyal slave dara helped move the King to the Palace, where he is now recovering.
SLAVE RINO
The King showed his generosity and kindness in another way, when he tried to train slave rino into some sort of an acceptable slave. But such was not the case: slave rino did not respond to the King's strict but caring guidance, and so he is no longer a member of the Kingdom's slavery, sold to a nameless trader for a pittance.
MRKINGBE SOUGHT FOR ARREST AND QUESTIONING
The noted criminal and thug MRKINGBE has caused the last bit of turmoil he ever will in Mamlakat Kalahari. After repeatedly harassing Kingdom residents, and even perpetrating home invasions, this slime has now drawn the full attention of the Royal Guard. Commander Livia has ordered her officers to arrest, and detain for questioning, MRKINGBE on sight. It is doubtful that this infamous coward will ever darken our shores again.
YELISSHA DEMONIA (FORMERLY RACHA KINGBE)
A lone figure made her way to the Delicious Syrup Tavern from the landing. Clothed in traditional Muslim covering, she has come to seek work in the Medical Center under the enlightened supervision of our medical staff.
But, wait, she bears the hated name of Kingbe! Is it possible that what that noted criminal and scum of a man had professed is true? Is she his wife?
Of course, racha Kingbe showed MRKINGBE to be a serial liar. She acknowledged he has asked for her hand in marriage, but of course she turned down such a foolish and arrogant request. And, disgusted as she was, she changed her name on the spot, and now wishes to be known as Yelissha Demonia, thus severing any connection to the hated troublemaker.
DR. ADEEL C. EAGOR CALLS ON HIS FRIEND MISTRESS KAHLISTAA
Mistress Kahlistaa of Enthos, Slaver and Kennel Mistress, Skarsgard House of Slavery, paid a visit to the Kingdom at the invitation of her friend Dr. Eagor. Adeel had called for her services to evaluate his personal slave sylvie Serenity, in order to have her undergo the slave training appropriate to her abilities, and the Doctor's desires. Mistress Kahlistaa expressed her interest in the Kingdom, and evaluated sylvie favorably, but definitely in need of further training. So Dr. Eagor contracted with the Mistress for sylvie to be trained. Here you see the two professionals conferring as the slave waits patiently.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT: MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAY, 14 OCTOBER 2015, NOON SLT
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CONFIDENT CINDY'S TRAINING SECRETS REVEALED!!!
MANAGER CINDY FACES MINISTER AFRAA IN THE MUDDER OF ALL BATTLES!
ENGLISH ENFORCER THREATENS THE AMERICAN AVENGER!!!
The Court Meeting is where it began. (You remember from earlier reports!)
Words were exchanged, strong opinions expressed, challenges hurled, and finally the gauntlet was thrown down. Yes, the fight is on! Cindy, the Sexy Siren of the Delicious Syrup will enter the ring to battle against Afraa the Avenging Angel of Entertainment.
Early prognosticators have made the experienced Cindy a solid favorite over the neophyte Afraa, but when you get down and dirty in the mud, anything can happen. Referee dara will have her hands full as she tries to control these two Mistresses of the Mud when they meet in the Ring of Truth.
The first report of today's Chronicles will cover the training of the match favorite, Tavern Manager Cindy. The Chronicles reporter noticed how particularly confident Cindy is, when she interviewed her as she worked out at the Kalahari Bath House. The reporter noted how Cindy went through a dazzling array of exercises at high speed, and the only heavy breathing occurred when John Alonzo dried her off at the completion of her program.
It is clear that Cindy has extensive past experience of a grappling nature, including wrestling. (ahahaha). Whether it is the constant lifting of barrels at the Delicious Syrup, or her frequent walks up to the Farm, Cindy seems in superb shape for her battle with Afraa. The combination of power and experience have given Cindy the best chance of winning. Here you see Cindy displaying her strength as she trains with weights.
The Tavern Manager also understand the importance of abdominal strength, as the stomach area is the center of many of the pivoting moves she is counting on to bring Afraa down.. Here, she is seen doing sit ups, keeping her center in great shape for the many pivots she performs..
But strength and pivots are not the only weapons in Cindy's arsenal. Her legs are also quite a weapon, and many are the men who hope to see her wrap her attractive stems around them errr the Minister, and slam Afraa down to the mat Her treks to the Farm, as well as her serious training, give Cindy a clear advantage in leg strength over Afraa.
Cindy, are you overconfident?
Afraa, are you ready?
It is clear that Afraa has kept in tip top shape in the tireless performance of her duties. Whether it is the belly dancing in the Temple, or the sessions in the Bath House, her taut and trim shape shows she is physically ready for the challenge, while strength of will is her most dominant feature.
The Minister also understand the importance of technical preparation. Here, she is seen practicing the "stretch and press" move which she hopes will allow her to pin the muscular Cindy, who has both a height and weight advantage on the Minister
But Afraa is very confident. She even went so far as to practice her "Victory Dance" on the very tables at the Delicious Syrup where her rival prepares so many delicious meals.
Afraa, are you overconfident?
Cindy,are you ready?
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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MIRACULOUS RETURN!
MINISTER MAGDY LITERALLY RETURNS FROM NEAR DEATH!
JOYFUL ARRIVAL, KINGDOM REJOICES
Minister Magdy has returned! As you remember, he was sent on an emergency mission to assist Princess Prith on the overseas expedition.
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| Minister Magdy Departing for the Front |
What we did not know at the time was that a great storm came upon his ship, blew it off course, and all of the crew was drowned except for Magdy. He alone survived, along with a lone carrier pigeon, which serves as communication between the King and his armies.
Isolated, cold, freezing, the Minister thought his death was near. So he chose to send what he thought would be the last love letter he would ever write. Thinking only of his beloved wife Livia, and his beautiful daughter Lilybeth, he used his last quill to pen a selfless, beautiful ode to both of them. Sure that he was near death, he confessed his undying love for both, and told Princess Livia that she should not mourn him, but only remember him with love. He then told her that he freed her, that she must live her life for herself, and remember him, especially when she looked at their beloved daughter.
He then sent the message via carrier pigeon, and prepared to face the end of his existence. The carrier pigeon amazingly made the journey, well over 1,000 leagues, and brought the message to Princess Livia. When she received it, she broke down, but as the warrior she is, she decided she must honor Magdy's last wish, and go on for herself and little Lilybeth.
And so it would have ended, in sorrow, except that something miraculous happened. A ship from the Kingdom of Nether Nether Land sailed by the island where Magdy lay near death. They are notoriously bad mariners, and were looking for a passage to the Indies, but, as usual, they were heading in the wrong direction. But their lack of seamanship saved Magdy, because they landed at his uncharted island to gather fresh water and provisions, and thus discovered him.
After many adventures, including piloting the ship himself because the Captain was drunk on jenever, a strange alcoholic potion from his land, Magdy returned to our shores just the other day, but discovered that Princess Livia had obeyed what she thought was his deathbed wish.
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| Magdy and Livia, a love story |
The two great lovers, after many amiable discussions, decided that it would be best if they had an amicable divorce, and remained great friends. And so that is what they decided, and the King sanctioned their decision.
So Minister Magdy has returned to his position as Minister of the Farm and the Mine, with Princess Livia his second in command. And of course, Princess Livia remains as Minister of Justice, Commander of the Royal Guard, and Chief Architect of Kalahari.
Many blessings on both Minister Magdy and Princess Livia. And long live Kalahari!
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
KIND SUMMONS MINSTER AFRAA AL ABID
SHE IS SENT TO PLAN A STATE VISIT TO THE SULTANATE OF TOPKAPI!
VISIT ARRANGED AND DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS ESTABLISHED
The King will be visiting the Sultanate of Topkapi, and bringing along a small diplomatic contingent, Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid announced today. The Minister made the journey to the luxurious Harem of Sultan Suleyman, and the visit has been arranged. Readers of the Chronicles will be informed when the visit is completed. Here, the Minister is seen being guided by the King as he sends her to Topkapi
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| King Hassan sends his Minister on a Mission |
and here she is conferring with Sultan Suleyman about the State Visit.
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| Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi welcomes Minister Afraa al Abid of Kalahari |
KING GIVES A GIFT TO SLAVE DRUSLAN
Our Benevolent King once again showed his generous side today, as he awarded the almost unprecedented honor of a slave girl to a male slave for his services. After his merciless teasing yesterday, slave Druslan was visibly exhausted and disoriented. So our compassionate King chose to give him a sexual session with slave Terri, an attractive and experienced plaything. The King helpfully came along to the session and made sure everything went smoothly. Here he poses with the happy pair. (And let this be a lesson to all slaves, nothing is impossible with a generous King! So, work hard and productively at all times, and good fortune may be yours.)
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| King Hassan, slave Druslan and "Gift" slave Terri |
KING HASSAN GIVES DANCE INSTRUCTION TO SLAVES DARA AND FEATHER.
KING HURTS HIS BACK, AND IS EXAMINED BY DR EAGOR!
MEDICAL CHIEF SUGGESTS A WARM BATH AND BED REST
The Kingdom saw some excitement today when the King tried to relive the past glories of yesteryear and threw out his back in the process. Deeply moved by the sensuous belly dancing of slaves dara and feather, the King jumped in and started to twist and turn in a rough imitation of the slaves' sensual movements.
Well, naturally, the poor old dear was on a course for disaster, and sure enough it happened. He wrenched his back! But fortunately, Dr Eagor was on hand and took immediate control of the situation., examining the King, and prescribing a hot bath, and bed rest. And loyal slave dara helped move the King to the Palace, where he is now recovering.
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| King Hassan teaching the dance to slaves dara and feather |
SLAVE RINO
The King showed his generosity and kindness in another way, when he tried to train slave rino into some sort of an acceptable slave. But such was not the case: slave rino did not respond to the King's strict but caring guidance, and so he is no longer a member of the Kingdom's slavery, sold to a nameless trader for a pittance.
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| slave rino |
MRKINGBE SOUGHT FOR ARREST AND QUESTIONING
The noted criminal and thug MRKINGBE has caused the last bit of turmoil he ever will in Mamlakat Kalahari. After repeatedly harassing Kingdom residents, and even perpetrating home invasions, this slime has now drawn the full attention of the Royal Guard. Commander Livia has ordered her officers to arrest, and detain for questioning, MRKINGBE on sight. It is doubtful that this infamous coward will ever darken our shores again.
YELISSHA DEMONIA (FORMERLY RACHA KINGBE)
A lone figure made her way to the Delicious Syrup Tavern from the landing. Clothed in traditional Muslim covering, she has come to seek work in the Medical Center under the enlightened supervision of our medical staff.
But, wait, she bears the hated name of Kingbe! Is it possible that what that noted criminal and scum of a man had professed is true? Is she his wife?
Of course, racha Kingbe showed MRKINGBE to be a serial liar. She acknowledged he has asked for her hand in marriage, but of course she turned down such a foolish and arrogant request. And, disgusted as she was, she changed her name on the spot, and now wishes to be known as Yelissha Demonia, thus severing any connection to the hated troublemaker.
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| Yelissha Demonia |
DR. ADEEL C. EAGOR CALLS ON HIS FRIEND MISTRESS KAHLISTAA
Mistress Kahlistaa of Enthos, Slaver and Kennel Mistress, Skarsgard House of Slavery, paid a visit to the Kingdom at the invitation of her friend Dr. Eagor. Adeel had called for her services to evaluate his personal slave sylvie Serenity, in order to have her undergo the slave training appropriate to her abilities, and the Doctor's desires. Mistress Kahlistaa expressed her interest in the Kingdom, and evaluated sylvie favorably, but definitely in need of further training. So Dr. Eagor contracted with the Mistress for sylvie to be trained. Here you see the two professionals conferring as the slave waits patiently.
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| Dr. Eagor and Mistress Kahlistaa |
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT: MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAY, 14 OCTOBER 2015, NOON SLT
******************************************************************
CONFIDENT CINDY'S TRAINING SECRETS REVEALED!!!
MANAGER CINDY FACES MINISTER AFRAA IN THE MUDDER OF ALL BATTLES!
ENGLISH ENFORCER THREATENS THE AMERICAN AVENGER!!!
The Court Meeting is where it began. (You remember from earlier reports!)
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| The King convenes his Court |
Words were exchanged, strong opinions expressed, challenges hurled, and finally the gauntlet was thrown down. Yes, the fight is on! Cindy, the Sexy Siren of the Delicious Syrup will enter the ring to battle against Afraa the Avenging Angel of Entertainment.
Early prognosticators have made the experienced Cindy a solid favorite over the neophyte Afraa, but when you get down and dirty in the mud, anything can happen. Referee dara will have her hands full as she tries to control these two Mistresses of the Mud when they meet in the Ring of Truth.
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| Referee dara |
The first report of today's Chronicles will cover the training of the match favorite, Tavern Manager Cindy. The Chronicles reporter noticed how particularly confident Cindy is, when she interviewed her as she worked out at the Kalahari Bath House. The reporter noted how Cindy went through a dazzling array of exercises at high speed, and the only heavy breathing occurred when John Alonzo dried her off at the completion of her program.
It is clear that Cindy has extensive past experience of a grappling nature, including wrestling. (ahahaha). Whether it is the constant lifting of barrels at the Delicious Syrup, or her frequent walks up to the Farm, Cindy seems in superb shape for her battle with Afraa. The combination of power and experience have given Cindy the best chance of winning. Here you see Cindy displaying her strength as she trains with weights.
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| Cindy lifts weights |
The Tavern Manager also understand the importance of abdominal strength, as the stomach area is the center of many of the pivoting moves she is counting on to bring Afraa down.. Here, she is seen doing sit ups, keeping her center in great shape for the many pivots she performs..
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| Cindy pivots |
But strength and pivots are not the only weapons in Cindy's arsenal. Her legs are also quite a weapon, and many are the men who hope to see her wrap her attractive stems around them errr the Minister, and slam Afraa down to the mat Her treks to the Farm, as well as her serious training, give Cindy a clear advantage in leg strength over Afraa.
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| Cindy develops her legs |
Cindy, are you overconfident?
Afraa, are you ready?
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| Afraa is concerned |
It is clear that Afraa has kept in tip top shape in the tireless performance of her duties. Whether it is the belly dancing in the Temple, or the sessions in the Bath House, her taut and trim shape shows she is physically ready for the challenge, while strength of will is her most dominant feature.
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| Afraa is up to the challenge |
The Minister also understand the importance of technical preparation. Here, she is seen practicing the "stretch and press" move which she hopes will allow her to pin the muscular Cindy, who has both a height and weight advantage on the Minister
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| Afraa practices the "pin" |
But Afraa is very confident. She even went so far as to practice her "Victory Dance" on the very tables at the Delicious Syrup where her rival prepares so many delicious meals.
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| Afraa's Victory Dance |
Afraa, are you overconfident?
Cindy,are you ready?
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| Cindy is serenely confident |
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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