18 October 2015

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 18 October 2015 2#22

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI   18 October 2015

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAVERN NIGHT 2 PLANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 12 NOON SLT, 21 OCTOBER 2015: THE SEXY SIREN SWIMMING SOIREE
 
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After the brilliant success of our first Tavern Night, the King has suggested a plan for a swimming competition that could involve many residents in friendly competition. Keep tuned for continuing updates.

THE LATEST UPDATE reveals the news that the King has finished laying out the course so that the siren call will go out to sexy women everywhere to come and pit their skills in the sea against all comers.

The King invited residents to view the first test of the new course when slaves Abu and Druslan were used to inaugurate the course, and show where slight corrections needed to be made. The spectators: the King, the Queen, Manager Cindy and Minister Afraa, enjoyed the spectacle, as the slaves' muscular bodies cut through the water.

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Spectators at the Swim Training

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Spectators enjoying the sun at Kalahari Beach Front

                     
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AND COMING UP, TAVERN NIGHT 3, 28 OCTOBER 2015 SCARY HALLOWEEN!!!
WE PROMISE THE COSTUME PARTY TO END ALL COSTUME PARTIES!!!
THE KING PLANS CROSSES AND GARLIC IF REAL VAMPIRE QUEENS ATTEND (aha)

The King is well known for his judgment, so the Chronicles knew that his choice as Head Waiter for the Halloween Gala of 28 October would be on target. And we were not disappointed in the least! The King's cousin Hideous Ibn Trrrol has accepted the King's invitation to serve as the Maitre d' at our big bash. Hideous grew up with the King, and was one of his favorite companions on the Great March which resulted in the founding of Kalahari. In fact, their physical resemblance is so remarkable that the two were frequently mistaken for each other!

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Hideous Ibn Trrrol


AND SPEAKING OF THE TAVERN...

Coffee Cream Pie, Pretzels, Cheesecake, Fresh Fruit, Cake House, Apples, Baked Suls with Butter, Baked Suls with Cheese, Steak Tartare, Algae Bosk Soup, Verr, Fried Eel, Fried Fish, and Bundt Cake---mmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Delicious Syrup Main Courses

Tasty Treats from the Delicious Syrup

More delightful desserts from Delicious Syrup Manager Cindy

So come to the Delicious Syrup Tavern and enjoy the cuisine!!!


Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

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