DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 21 November 2015
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FEMALE RAPIST SNEAKS INTO KALAHARI!
TRIES TO STEAL AND ATTACK SOFT SLAVE AND "DIRTY MAN" BANDE!
DRIVEN OFF WITH A PICK AXE BY MINISTER AFRAA!
The "dirty man" slave Bande is evidently an easy target for marauding female rapists. The soft slave was working at his usual slow pace in the Mines, when Simona (simo70belgar) crept up on him unawares, leashed the big softy, and started to drag him somewhere to rape him as she did a few days ago. If you recall soft slave Bande was laid up for a few days and required medical treatment after that incident.
Passerby Minister Afraa, hearing the shrill sounds of Bande weakly calling for help, rushed down into the Mine, immediately realized what was happening, and grabbing the only weapon at hand, a pick axe, broke the chain leash with one swipe, then drove the dangerous intruder away, while slave Bande whimpered in a corner, the whole incident evidently too much for his sensitive nature.
Slave Bande finally stopped sobbing long enough so that Minister Afraa could counsel him on how to scream for help when some big, bad,woman is dragging him away. So all residents of Kalahari are urged to keep an eye on slave Bande as he may be breaking into crying spells for some time after his harrowing experience.
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SLAVE REENA RETURNS FROM HER JOURNEY INTO DISTANT LANDS!
PRESIDENT TMARQUES HABANA OF PALMARES PRAISES HER COURAGE!
Slave reena has returned to Kalahari! The beautiful Palace Slave and agent of King Hassan reported on her mission to Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid.
President Habana, who came to Kalahari to thank the King for his gift of flowers to the celebration in honor of Zumbi, the great Liberator, overheard some of the courageous exploits of reena. He congratulated her for her valor, especially for swimming in rivers filled with crocodiles!
This led further discussions about swimming races between Palmares and Kalahari. WITHOUT the crocodiles! ahahaha
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KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL ANNOUNCES THAT JO (jomaril) IS A SLAVE
HE WILL BE MADE A EUNUCH AT TAVERN NIGHT 7
WEDNESDAY, 25 NOVEMBER 2015, 12:30 PM SLT (special time)
SLAVE JO CHOOSES HIS OWN FATE AS A SIGN OF HIS DEDICATION!
Minister Afraa al Abid discusses the Ceremony with slave Jo, assuring him that Dr. Eagor is a skilled surgeon, who will perform the operation flawlessly.
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COMING SOON
KING HASSAN AND QUEEN VI VISIT PRESIDENT TMARQUES HABANA
Ruler of Micronação Quilombo dos Palmares
Tentatively Scheduled for 28 November 2015
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COMING SOON
STATE VISIT BY SULTAN SULEYMAN OF TOPKAPI
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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FEMALE RAPIST SNEAKS INTO KALAHARI!
TRIES TO STEAL AND ATTACK SOFT SLAVE AND "DIRTY MAN" BANDE!
DRIVEN OFF WITH A PICK AXE BY MINISTER AFRAA!
The "dirty man" slave Bande is evidently an easy target for marauding female rapists. The soft slave was working at his usual slow pace in the Mines, when Simona (simo70belgar) crept up on him unawares, leashed the big softy, and started to drag him somewhere to rape him as she did a few days ago. If you recall soft slave Bande was laid up for a few days and required medical treatment after that incident.
Passerby Minister Afraa, hearing the shrill sounds of Bande weakly calling for help, rushed down into the Mine, immediately realized what was happening, and grabbing the only weapon at hand, a pick axe, broke the chain leash with one swipe, then drove the dangerous intruder away, while slave Bande whimpered in a corner, the whole incident evidently too much for his sensitive nature.
Slave Bande finally stopped sobbing long enough so that Minister Afraa could counsel him on how to scream for help when some big, bad,woman is dragging him away. So all residents of Kalahari are urged to keep an eye on slave Bande as he may be breaking into crying spells for some time after his harrowing experience.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAVE REENA RETURNS FROM HER JOURNEY INTO DISTANT LANDS!
PRESIDENT TMARQUES HABANA OF PALMARES PRAISES HER COURAGE!
Slave reena has returned to Kalahari! The beautiful Palace Slave and agent of King Hassan reported on her mission to Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid.
President Habana, who came to Kalahari to thank the King for his gift of flowers to the celebration in honor of Zumbi, the great Liberator, overheard some of the courageous exploits of reena. He congratulated her for her valor, especially for swimming in rivers filled with crocodiles!
This led further discussions about swimming races between Palmares and Kalahari. WITHOUT the crocodiles! ahahaha
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL ANNOUNCES THAT JO (jomaril) IS A SLAVE
HE WILL BE MADE A EUNUCH AT TAVERN NIGHT 7
WEDNESDAY, 25 NOVEMBER 2015, 12:30 PM SLT (special time)
SLAVE JO CHOOSES HIS OWN FATE AS A SIGN OF HIS DEDICATION!
Minister Afraa al Abid discusses the Ceremony with slave Jo, assuring him that Dr. Eagor is a skilled surgeon, who will perform the operation flawlessly.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMING SOON
KING HASSAN AND QUEEN VI VISIT PRESIDENT TMARQUES HABANA
Ruler of Micronação Quilombo dos Palmares
Tentatively Scheduled for 28 November 2015
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMING SOON
STATE VISIT BY SULTAN SULEYMAN OF TOPKAPI
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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