DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 14 November 2015
PLEASE PRAY FOR THE POOR PEOPLE MURDERED IN PARIS!
WE STAND WITH THEM!
(use aspect ratio 10:7)
And come celebrate the power of love on Sunday, Noon, SLT,
as Cindy marries John Alonzo!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Readers:
I am not feeling very well. I stopped by John Alonzo's Bachelor Party to congratulate him, and give a brief lesson to the gathered men on the importance of Gardening in the Kingdom.
Well, I think I must have had a glass of wine or something. I really don't remember anything else, but my head and my bottom hurt, so I must have fallen or something.
But the good news is that King Hassan ordered me to bed, so I could feel better, and HE is going to finish the Chronicles. He said he had some special secret news and pictures, so the last story at the bottom is his. I am sure you will enjoy it, I just don't know what it is.
Ohhhh my poor head and bottom! Good night!
Afraa
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CINDY AND JOHN ALONZO ANNOUNCE THEIR WEDDING!
NUPTIALS TO BE CELEBRATED ON SUNDAY, 15 NOVEMBER 2015
NOON SLT, AT THE TAVERN AND LANDING
PRESIDING: KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL 1
BRIDESMAID: PALACE SLAVE DARA
"TRADITIONAL MUSLIM WEDDING"
BRIDE WEARS RED, GUESTS ENCOURAGED TO WEAR OTHER COLORS!
ALL WOMEN INVITED TO THE BATH AND HENNA CEREMONY
IN THE BATH HOUSE AT 11:30 AM, SLT
(Please note the change in plans!!!!)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL ANNOUNCES THAT JO (jomaril) IS A SLAVE
HE WILL BE MADE A EUNUCH, MOST LIKELY ON 25 NOVEMBER 2015
SLAVE JO CHOOSES HIS OWN FATE AS A SIGN OF HIS DEDICATION!
Minister Afraa al Abid discusses the Ceremony with slave Jo:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMING SOON
KING HASSAN AND QUEEN VI VISIT PRESIDENT TMARQUES HABANA
Ruler of Micronação Quilombo dos Palmares
Tentatively Scheduled for 22 November 2015
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMING SOON
STATE VISIT BY SULTAN SULEYMAN OF TOPKAPI
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SALAAM AND WARM GREETINGS FROM THE KING TO ALL IN KALAHARI!
THE ROYAL REPORT ON THE BACHELOR PARTY OF JOHN ALONZO
You have read what Afraa wrote above, and yes, I have a secret story that will surprise you, and will certainly surprise her!
Yes, she did stop by to give a lecture on Gardening to the Men at the Bachelor Party for John Alonzo. So, we thought it very appropriate, for the Minister of Entertainment, that a special herb be placed in her wine to help her lecture become more, shall we say, "entertaining."
This herb was developed by our farm inventors, and it does no harm to those who consume it. It just accentuates their, ummm, "natural tendencies."
So, while we knew the Minister has done some exciting belly dances, the Men at the party were certainly impressed with her performance, and the outfit she chose to dance for us.
After she had danced and drunk enough in the Temple, slave Bande and I carried her to the Bath House, so she could enjoy the healing properties of the waters there.
And all the men came to help Afraa recover
and inquire after her health.
And the boys and I had a little fun with her, when we painted something on her bottom. I am sure she will wash it off whenever she sees it. LOL
So, Minister of Entertainment Afraa al Abid, I guess the Men of Kalahari were up to the challenge you issued to us yesterday. HAHAHA
King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I
The Lion of the Desert
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE PRAY FOR THE POOR PEOPLE MURDERED IN PARIS!
WE STAND WITH THEM!
(use aspect ratio 10:7)
And come celebrate the power of love on Sunday, Noon, SLT,
as Cindy marries John Alonzo!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Readers:
I am not feeling very well. I stopped by John Alonzo's Bachelor Party to congratulate him, and give a brief lesson to the gathered men on the importance of Gardening in the Kingdom.
Well, I think I must have had a glass of wine or something. I really don't remember anything else, but my head and my bottom hurt, so I must have fallen or something.
But the good news is that King Hassan ordered me to bed, so I could feel better, and HE is going to finish the Chronicles. He said he had some special secret news and pictures, so the last story at the bottom is his. I am sure you will enjoy it, I just don't know what it is.
Ohhhh my poor head and bottom! Good night!
Afraa
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CINDY AND JOHN ALONZO ANNOUNCE THEIR WEDDING!
NUPTIALS TO BE CELEBRATED ON SUNDAY, 15 NOVEMBER 2015
NOON SLT, AT THE TAVERN AND LANDING
PRESIDING: KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL 1
BRIDESMAID: PALACE SLAVE DARA
"TRADITIONAL MUSLIM WEDDING"
BRIDE WEARS RED, GUESTS ENCOURAGED TO WEAR OTHER COLORS!
ALL WOMEN INVITED TO THE BATH AND HENNA CEREMONY
IN THE BATH HOUSE AT 11:30 AM, SLT
(Please note the change in plans!!!!)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL ANNOUNCES THAT JO (jomaril) IS A SLAVE
HE WILL BE MADE A EUNUCH, MOST LIKELY ON 25 NOVEMBER 2015
SLAVE JO CHOOSES HIS OWN FATE AS A SIGN OF HIS DEDICATION!
Minister Afraa al Abid discusses the Ceremony with slave Jo:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMING SOON
KING HASSAN AND QUEEN VI VISIT PRESIDENT TMARQUES HABANA
Ruler of Micronação Quilombo dos Palmares
Tentatively Scheduled for 22 November 2015
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMING SOON
STATE VISIT BY SULTAN SULEYMAN OF TOPKAPI
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SALAAM AND WARM GREETINGS FROM THE KING TO ALL IN KALAHARI!
THE ROYAL REPORT ON THE BACHELOR PARTY OF JOHN ALONZO
You have read what Afraa wrote above, and yes, I have a secret story that will surprise you, and will certainly surprise her!
Yes, she did stop by to give a lecture on Gardening to the Men at the Bachelor Party for John Alonzo. So, we thought it very appropriate, for the Minister of Entertainment, that a special herb be placed in her wine to help her lecture become more, shall we say, "entertaining."
This herb was developed by our farm inventors, and it does no harm to those who consume it. It just accentuates their, ummm, "natural tendencies."
So, while we knew the Minister has done some exciting belly dances, the Men at the party were certainly impressed with her performance, and the outfit she chose to dance for us.
After she had danced and drunk enough in the Temple, slave Bande and I carried her to the Bath House, so she could enjoy the healing properties of the waters there.
And all the men came to help Afraa recover
and inquire after her health.
And the boys and I had a little fun with her, when we painted something on her bottom. I am sure she will wash it off whenever she sees it. LOL
So, Minister of Entertainment Afraa al Abid, I guess the Men of Kalahari were up to the challenge you issued to us yesterday. HAHAHA
King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I
The Lion of the Desert
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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