10 November 2015

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 10 November 2015 2#38

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    10 November 2015

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TOMORROW!!  TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!!

TAVERN NIGHT 5! TAVERN NIGHT 5! TAVERN NIGHT 5! TAVERN NIGHT 5!
WEDNESDAY, 11 NOVEMBER 2015, NOON SLT

Bachelor/Bachelorette Party for Cindy's Wedding next Sunday

WOMEN: Fun, male dancers, no other men, drinks, food, gossip!

MEN: You  have each other. ahahaha.

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Slave Bande ready to delight the women

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             CINDY AND JOHN ALONZO ANNOUNCE THEIR WEDDING!
NUPTIALS TO BE CELEBRATED ON SUNDAY, 15 NOVEMBER 2015
                            NOON SLT, AT THE TAVERN AND LANDING
                                BRIDESMAID: PALACE SLAVE DARA
                                          "WHITE WEDDING"
BRIDE WEARS WHITE, GUESTS ENCOURAGED TO WEAR MANY COLORS!
                           

Cindy and  John Alonzo

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KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL ANNOUNCES THAT JO (jomaril) IS A SLAVE

WILL BE MADE A EUNUCH, MOST LIKELY ON 25 NOVEMBER 2015

SLAVE JO CHOOSES HIS OWN FATE AS A SIGN OF HIS DEDICATION!

Minister Afraa al Abid discusses the Ceremony with slave Jo:

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Minister Afraa discusses the Ceremony with slave Jo

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MEDIEVAL MURMURS

Kalahari hosts many events: state visits, weddings, belly dance displays, mud wrestling matches, combat games, return celebrations and so on.

The thread which binds all of these events together is the innate hospitality and welcome that infuses all the inhabitants of Kalahari, from the King and Queen, down to the humblest of slaves. The Kingdom is a place of welcome, whose creativity and initiative is first put at the service of the outcasts, the refugees, those who seek hope and peace in their lives.

And so it was when poor Prince Animter Al Sharif, of the Oasis of Samarian arrived on our shores, hungry, exhausted, and haunted by memories that will stay with him for the rest of his life.

Yes, the very same Prince Animter whose father Sherif Wali Al Sharif was murdered by ruthless revolutionaries, and whose mother and brother are still imprisoned by these fanatics.

Many a tear was shed as the residents of Kalahari gathered to hear the Prince's sad tale. But after the King assured him of sanctuary in Kalahari, that he was safe, and after Cindy fed him some of her special treats, the Prince regained the strength of spirit for which the Al Sharif family is known.

Surrounded by the King and Queen, Dr Eagor, Minister Afraa, Manager Cindy, bell and slaves feather and dara, the Prince relaxed, and soon found his way to the room prepared for him at the Delicious Syrup Inn to seek the rest he so badly needed.

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Kalaharians listen to the sad tale of Prince Animter Al Sharif

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                                       COMING SOON
KING HASSAN AND QUEEN VI VISIT PRESIDENT TMARQUES HABANA
                 Ruler of Micronação Quilombo dos Palmares
                Tentatively Scheduled for 22 November 2015
               

The Royal Couple and slave dara
               
 
President Tmarques Habana

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                   STATE VISIT BY SULTAN SULEYMAN OF TOPKAPI
                 

Sultan Suleyman and Concubines
                 
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

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