Kalahari Herald Chronicles 30 November 2015 2#52

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    30 November 2015
   
                                UPCOMING EVENTS!

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                                   TAVERN NIGHT 8:
SINGING AND DANCING (SLAVE JO) AND STORYTELLING BY SLAVE REENA
                    WEDNESDAY, 2 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
                 
Slave Jo has entertained the Royal Couple before:

and Slave reena has entertained the King already:

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Now, we ALL will be entertained.

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                   KING SETS STATE VISIT AND COMPETITIONS
          ON THE OCCASION OF THE COMING OF SULTAN SULEYMAN
                     SATURDAY, 5 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT

I   EROTIC COMPETITION   (OPEN TO ALL WOMEN)

This event is open to as many women, free or slave, as wish to enter. The Sultan and the King themselves pledge to enter two women each so at least four contestants take part. There will be two parts to the competition.

1. SKILL OF THE BELLY DANCE   Belly Dance Temple

The women perform a belly dance of their choice. The Judges (The King and the Sultan) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
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2. SILKS   Belly Dance Temple

The women dress in their sexiest silks or other outfit. (They should wear some clothing, not be entirely nude.) They have one minute to walk around the stage, and they may emote or in any way they can, short of physically touching, seduce the two rulers. Translators may be used. The judges give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
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3. THE PRIZE

The scores are then combined, and the winning girl is awarded a fabulous scent created by Ambassador Sabina of Topkapi.
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II   SWIMMING COMPETITION  (OPEN TO ALL)

THE COURSE:

The King sets out a race course at the Kalahari shoreline. The course involves several underwater "gates" that must be passed through, and a clear path outlined with red and blue flags. The first one through the gate wins the race. We probably would race two persons at one time. Winners continue to advance in the competition.
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PALMARES VISIT POSTPONED!
MYSTERY AS PRESIDENT HABANA LOST TOUCH WITH HIS LAND!
PRESIDENT FOUND SAFE AND SOUND, VISIT TO BE RESCHEDULED!
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KALAHARI G&S STAND FLOURISHING!
WIDE ARRAY OF PRODUCTS AVAILABLE

Manager Cindy has decided to share the bounty of  Kalahari with the world by selling some of our quality goods. The Farm and Mine, flourishing under the stewardship of slaves Abu and Gabi, are producing goods unmatched in quality anywhere.. So, if you need tharlarion oil, milk, black wine, vela, jam, honey candies, caramel ka-la-na, or wool, come to Kalahari!

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KING GIVES AN EXHIBITION OF HIS STRENGTH!
ABU LEARNS ABOUT CHOPPING DOWN TREES!

King Hassan Ibn Trrrol comes from a long line of illustrious desert warriors, whose strength was legendary. When slave Abu had a question about trees, the King decided to show him how a tree could be chopped down. All hail the King!
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 29 November 2015 2#51

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    29 November 2015
     
                                UPCOMING EVENTS!

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                                   TAVERN NIGHT 8:
SINGING AND DANCING (SLAVE JO) AND STORYTELLING BY SLAVE REENA
                    WEDNESDAY, 2 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
                   
Slave Jo has entertained the Royal Couple before:

and Slave reena has entertained the King already:

Now, we ALL will be entertained.

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                   KING SETS STATE VISIT AND COMPETITIONS
          ON THE OCCASION OF THE COMING OF SULTAN SULEYMAN
                     SATURDAY, 5 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT

I   EROTIC COMPETITION   (OPEN TO ALL WOMEN)

This event is open to as many women, free or slave, as wish to enter. The Sultan and the King themselves pledge to enter two women each so at least four contestants take part. There will be two parts to the competition.

1. SKILL OF THE BELLY DANCE   Belly Dance Temple

The women perform a belly dance of their choice. The Judges (The King and the Sultan) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.

2. SILKS   Belly Dance Temple

The women dress in their sexiest silks or other outfit. (They should wear some clothing, not be entirely nude.) They have one minute to walk around the stage, and they may emote or in any way they can, short of physically touching, seduce the two rulers. Translators may be used. The judges give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.

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3. THE PRIZE

The scores are then combined, and the winning girl is awarded a fabulous scent created by Ambassador Sabina of Topkapi.

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II   SWIMMING COMPETITION  (OPEN TO ALL)

THE COURSE:

The King sets out a race course at the Kalahari shoreline. The course involves several underwater "gates" that must be passed through, and a clear path outlined with red and blue flags. The first one through the gate wins the race. We probably would race two persons at one time. Winners continue to advance in the competition.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 28 November 2015 2#50

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    28 November 2015

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        TAVERN NIGHT 7: EUNUCH CEREMONY FOR SLAVE JO
SLAVE JO CHOOSES HIS OWN FATE AS A SIGN OF HIS DEDICATION!
KING APPLAUDS HIS COMMITMENT AS DOES ALL OF KALAHARI!

From the very beginning, his dedication to, and love for, Kalahari shone as bright as the sun on a cloudless desert day.
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Slave Jo has entertained us, sung for us, danced for us, and now he was going to dedicate himself and his body to the King, and the Kingdom. The crowd of his enthusiastic admirers watched in awe at the touching ceremony where he pledged himself to the King.
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They gathered around him, and with quiet words, a soft touch, an encouraging smile, they showed him their support and love.
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And then the time came for the transformation. Minister Afraa and slave dara took Jo to the Medical Clinic. And in total safety, with very clean and sharp instruments, Minister Afraa, assisted by slave dara, made the physical change which Jo desired and we admired.
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And then the party began! Jo was as courageous after the operation, as he was before, staying at the party long after most members of the Royal Guard would have fainted. He enjoyed the solicitous care of the King, and the dancing. And he promised that he would be available to entertain at Tavern Night 8, a heroic commitment!
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And the King celebrated HIS heroism by dancing with two gorgeous belly dancers. ahahaha
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All hail slave Jo, and all who serve Kalahari!

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                   KING SETS STATE VISIT FOR SULTAN SULEYMAN
                   NEXT SATURDAY, 5 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
HE ALSO ACCEPTS CREDENTIALS OF NEW TOPKAPI AMBASSADOR SABINA

The elegant Ambassador Sabina, remembered well from our visit to Topkapi, was appointed Topkapi's Ambassador to Kalahari by Sultan Suleyman. The King conferred with her recently in the new Ministry for External Relations building he ordered constructed.

Later they were joined by Minister Afraa, and served by slave reena for more intensive diplomatic discussions. The King and the Ambassador both agreed that they saw this move as a commitment to warm relations between the Sultanate and the Kingdom.

Later, significantly, the Sultan and one of his Harem slaves, Selena Dark, paid an unofficial and unexpected visit to Kalahari.
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Minister Afraa al Abid welcomed both, and finalized preparations for the Sultan's visit.

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                                                       UPCOMING EVENTS

          TAVERN NIGHT 8, WEDNESDAY, 2 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
SINGING AND DANCING BY SLAVE JO AND FORTUNETELLING BY SLAVE REENA

                             STATE VISIT AND COMPETITIONS
      ON THE OCCASION OF THE COMING OF SULTAN SULEYMAN
                     SATURDAY, 5 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT

More details will follow during the week.

                 
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 24 November 2015 2#49

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    24 November 2015

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TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!!
WEDNESDAY!  WEDNESDAY!  WEDNESDAY!  WEDNESDAY!

KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL ANNOUNCES THAT JO (jomaril) IS A SLAVE
         HE WILL BE MADE A EUNUCH AT TAVERN NIGHT 7
WEDNESDAY, 25 NOVEMBER 2015, 12:30 PM SLT (special time)
SLAVE JO CHOOSES HIS OWN FATE AS A SIGN OF HIS DEDICATION!

Minister Afraa al Abid discusses the Ceremony with slave Jo, assuring him that Dr. Eagor is a skilled surgeon, who will perform the operation flawlessly.
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WEDNESDAY!  WEDNESDAY!  WEDNESDAY!  WEDNESDAY!
TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!!

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MEDIEVAL MURMURS

The Royal Couple took time out from their busy schedule to share with Cindy and Afraa some of their plans for the Kingdom. But work always breaks in on the quiet time of the King and Queen. Her Highness was called away to the Mine to supervise, and solve some poor work practices there. At least the King was able to finish his dinner!
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Late in the day, a visitor to the Kingdom, Marquis (lemarquissadi), arrived on our shores. He was met by apprentice Royal Guard Patrik Floyd and Minister Afraa, and was treated with a seductive dance by the lovely dancer bell. After her erotic performance, Marquis, who seems to have explored many Arab cultures in his wide travels, is sure to return to Kalahari!
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And we sometimes forget the work "behind the scenes" which allows the Kingdom to thrive, whether by hardworking citizens, or dedicated slaves, whose work is invaluable to our welfare. Such was the case when a Chronicles reporter caught sight of slave rose (slavejulie.bright), tirelessly spinning wool late at night in the Barn.
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                                      COMING SOON
KING HASSAN AND QUEEN VI VISIT PRESIDENT TMARQUES HABANA
                 Ruler of Micronação Quilombo dos Palmares
SCHEDULED FOR  11:00 AM SLT, SATURDAY, 28 NOVEMBER 2015              

               

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With rumors rampant around the Ministry of External Relations of trade with Palmares, might there be an added benefit to the Royal Visit? The King remained silent about this possibility, but this reporter feels she did see the flicker of a smile on the King's face when the topic was brought up. Or perhaps it was the prospect of a slave pony race between the House of Trrrol and the house of Adeel? And let's not forget the faithful dog calni who may play a role! ahahaha

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 23 November 2015 2#48

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    23 November 2015

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CINDY TAMES THE THARL!
CROWDED SCENE AT MINE TRAINING AREA!
SOPHISTICATED MANAGER CINDY CONTINUES TO DRAW CROWDS!
KING HIMSELF JOINS THE EXCITEMENT!

King Hassan himself, heir to a line of Trrrols who have ridden Tharls across the desert for centuries, came to see the courageous Cindy continue her training regimen with the untamed Tharl.

And even the experienced monarch, and Royal Guard Bill Le Brave, were impressed with Cindy's spirit and ability. She is quite a sight, taming stick held aloft, flame-red hair flashing in the light, the wild beast bucking between her legs!

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Finally, with a last gasp, the snarling beast surrendered, bowed its head, and admitted defeat. Cindy had tamed him! Afterwards, while sipping some black wine, Cindy explained the secrets of her trade to an attentive audience comprised of the King, Bill, slave dara, and Afraa.

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MEDIEVAL MURMURS

VIEW LUMINOS

Frequent visitor View Luminos seems to have found a home in Kalahari. His enthusiasm for the Kingdom has caused him to invite friends to visit and explore the wonders of our land.  Here he is shown guiding KathyZog Destiny, the renowned artist and merchant, whose spirituality blends with her experience to make her a wise observer of contemporary events.

View also hosted a visit from another dear friend, the noted land baroness Aleez West, who also was impressed with the Kingdom, especially the Bath House.

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TRADE WITH PALMARES

Trade rumors with Palmares took on even greater force when observers noticed that the King, and Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid hosted a meeting in the the new Ministry building with Tavern Treatmaker and Tharl Tamer Cindy Alonzo. Might we soon be seeing a shipment of needed papyrus, or perhaps, some of the King's favorite mead  eerrrr melonade I mean?

SLAVE REENA

In her mission to exotic foreign kingdoms, slave reena observed many strange animals, two of whom, which she calls "fennux," she showed to Minister Afraa.

THE ROYAL COUPLE

King Hassan and Queen Vi have enormous responsibilities: redoing the architecture of the Kingdom singlehandedly; making sure all the citizens, visitors, and slaves are well nourished, clothed, housed and given excellent medical care; managing the Palace and the financial accounts of the Kingdom, and so on.

So it is a testimony to their concern that they would spend time in personally counseling and training their slaves. Such was the case when Minister Afraa observed them gently urging slaves Abu and Emine to greater efforts of service to the Kingdom. The slaves also clearly appreciated the wise counseling from the Royal couple.

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KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL ANNOUNCES THAT JO (jomaril) IS A SLAVE
         HE WILL BE MADE A EUNUCH AT TAVERN NIGHT 7
WEDNESDAY, 25 NOVEMBER 2015, 12:30 PM SLT (special time)
SLAVE JO CHOOSES HIS OWN FATE AS A SIGN OF HIS DEDICATION!

Minister Afraa al Abid discusses the Ceremony with slave Jo, assuring him that Dr. Eagor is a skilled surgeon, who will perform the operation flawlessly.

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                                      COMING SOON
KING HASSAN AND QUEEN VI VISIT PRESIDENT TMARQUES HABANA
                 Ruler of Micronação Quilombo dos Palmares
SCHEDULED FOR  11:00 AM SLT, SATURDAY, 28 NOVEMBER 2015
             

             
With rumors rampant around the Ministry of External Relations of trade with Palmares, might there be an added benefit to the Royal Visit? The King remained silent about this possibility, but this reporter feels she did see the flicker of a smile on the King's face when the topic was brought up. Or perhaps it was the prospect of a slave pony race between the House of Trrrol and the house of Adeel? And let's not forget the faithful dog calni who may play a role! ahahaha

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald