DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 9 September 2015
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
Slave kyle1habib received his medical approval for slavery from Princess Livia, who appropriately changed his name to slave Fluffykins. Princess Livia assigned Fluffy to the Mine, where she hopes he will be toughened up by hard physical labor while contributing to the Kalahari economy. The Chronicles was able to find a picture of the Princess supervising slave Fluffykins as he toiled in the Mine.
Oh, sorry, wrong Fluffykins. Here is the correct picture.
The Kingdom welcomed a couple of the King's friends as visitors: a refugee from the ravaged Emirate of Kuwar, Xade, and Ilsa Hesse-Heron.
This column knows very well what would happen if it printed the name (L) of the individual (I) that Sir Kal (V) defeated (I) in the Arena today (A), so it will make absolutely NO mention of that individual's name.
PRINCESS LIVIA TO FORM THE ROYAL GUARD!
BASIC TRAINING HAS BEGUN FOR SIR KAL GARNET
CALL FOR ALL WARRIORS IN THE KINGDOM TO JOIN THE GUARD
COMBAT TRAINING EVERY FRIDAY IN THE ARENA, NOON TO 1:00 PM SLT
(It is required for the Guard, but others may participate as well.)
REMINDER: DIPLOMATIC TRIP TO VALNOR
WEDNESDAY, 16 SEPTEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
WE MEET AT THE DELICIOUS SYRUP TAVERN AND LEAVE AT NOON SHARP FOR VALNOR.
MANAGER CINDY PROMISES A DELICIOUS MEAL TO FORTIFY US FOR THE JOURNEY SO COME EARLY, AND OUR BELLY DANCERS WILL PERFORM.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
Slave kyle1habib received his medical approval for slavery from Princess Livia, who appropriately changed his name to slave Fluffykins. Princess Livia assigned Fluffy to the Mine, where she hopes he will be toughened up by hard physical labor while contributing to the Kalahari economy. The Chronicles was able to find a picture of the Princess supervising slave Fluffykins as he toiled in the Mine.
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| Fluffykins |
Oh, sorry, wrong Fluffykins. Here is the correct picture.
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| Princess Livia "overseeing" slave Fluffykins |
The Kingdom welcomed a couple of the King's friends as visitors: a refugee from the ravaged Emirate of Kuwar, Xade, and Ilsa Hesse-Heron.
This column knows very well what would happen if it printed the name (L) of the individual (I) that Sir Kal (V) defeated (I) in the Arena today (A), so it will make absolutely NO mention of that individual's name.
PRINCESS LIVIA TO FORM THE ROYAL GUARD!
BASIC TRAINING HAS BEGUN FOR SIR KAL GARNET
CALL FOR ALL WARRIORS IN THE KINGDOM TO JOIN THE GUARD
COMBAT TRAINING EVERY FRIDAY IN THE ARENA, NOON TO 1:00 PM SLT
(It is required for the Guard, but others may participate as well.)
REMINDER: DIPLOMATIC TRIP TO VALNOR
WEDNESDAY, 16 SEPTEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
WE MEET AT THE DELICIOUS SYRUP TAVERN AND LEAVE AT NOON SHARP FOR VALNOR.
MANAGER CINDY PROMISES A DELICIOUS MEAL TO FORTIFY US FOR THE JOURNEY SO COME EARLY, AND OUR BELLY DANCERS WILL PERFORM.
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| mmmmmmmmm! |
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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