Kalahari Herald Chronicles 22 January 2017 3#20

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    22 January 2017  3#20

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((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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KING VISITS THE UNDER-CONSTRUCTION WELCOME CENTRE!
KING AND JOSIE NAME IT "THE GARDEN OF 1001 PLEASURES"
MONARCH APPROVES INSTALLATION OF ROYAL SHIBARI ROOM!
JOSIE NORTH AND HER GIRLS WELCOME THE ROYAL COUPLE!
DEPLORABLE SHEIK INSULTS BEAUTIFUL MINISTER AFRAA!
EVENTS: OFFICIAL OPENING OF THE GARDEN OF 1001 PLEASURES,
SHEIK AND NOURA WEDDING, ROYAL HUNT AT MAYA LAND, 
BRANDING OF SLAVE JULIE BRIGHT AND TRADITIONAL CHANGES!

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THE GARDEN OF 1001 PLEASURES

Under the inspired leadership of Lady Josie North, the Welcome Centre, now officially named as "The Garden of 1001 Pleasures," takes shape before our eyes.

Palace Slave Nada assisted Josie in constructing this pleasure dome which the King did decree.

Recruiting coordinator Eman has been invaluable in assisting Josie in her search for the most elegant, sophisticated, and beautiful girls for the Gardens,

But it is Josie's outstanding work which has brought the Brothel building to completion, and almost all the elements for a successful operation to be put in place. Lady Josie plans each move carefully with her team

has recruited outstanding girls whom she controls thoroughly

and presents beautifully

girl barb

girl Aisha with Coordinator Eman

girl Nilasso

And we are told that more lovely and elegant Pleasure Girls are in the process of testing to see if they meet the high standards demanded by Lady Josie. We close with a picture of the Queen and Lady Josie welcoming Sir Emanuel, as he brings the girl Aisha to enter our service.

THE ROYAL SHIBARI ROOM

The Garden of 1001 Pleasures is a place where dreams come true. While this has generally been a Palace Secret, it can now be revealed that King Hassan is a devotee of the ancient Japanese artistic form of rope bondage known as Shibari. Much as his love for the Belly Dance, and his demand that all women in Kalahari, both slave and free, become expert in that ancient art, there is no doubt that the King dreams of a similar "fate" for putting all the women of Kalahari in ropes. (ahahahaha)

In an unprecedented, even "magical" revelation, the Chronicles has utilized the services of fortune tellers, soothsayers, prophets, and a bottle of pirate rum that Minister Afraa hid in the dinghy which brought her back from her kidnap ordeal, actually to READ THE KING'S THOUGHTS! Further, the greatest artists of Kalahari were employed to transform these thoughts into visual revelations!
Here are the results:

The King dreams of putting Palace Slave Nada Syuhada into rope bondage:

(You can tell it is a dream because Nada is all blurry. ahahaha)

Now, Nada reads the King's dreams of putting Dancer Girl Nilasso on the rack

And finally, the King's imagination runs wild as he dreams of putting the King dreams about putting
Queen Vi, Roberta Honey, Afraa al Abid, Aisha, Nilasso, Eman, and Josie North,
on the Shibari Rack. (What an imagination that man has!)

The Grand Opening date will soon be announced, but all are encouraged to start dreaming!

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MEDIEVAL MURMURS

In an scurrilous letter addressed to the Kalahari community, Sheik Ibn Ben Yusuf libeled the lovely and innocent Minister Afraa al Abid, seeming not to care about the outrageous abuse and terrifying ordeal she so recently experienced. In the interest of balanced reporting, the Chronicles will publish this disgusting drivel, just to show that freedom of expression flourishes in Kalahari.

In other news, Minister Afraa is well along in her planning of the wedding of the beautiful and kind Noura, and the #!?@ Sheik Ibn Ben Yusuf.

But here is that dastardly letter to our poor abused Minister:

from the prosperous, well-fed, and comfortable Sheik:

An Open Letter to the Good People of Kalahari from Sheik Ibn Ben Yusuf

Your Royal Highness and Citizens of Kalahari

A Series of Observances on that self-indulgent "Minister" Afraa al Abid.

Women of Kalahari stop your foolish female fluttering and vapid simpering around this STUPID woman: she has no one but herself to blame for her predicament.

A supposed Minister who considers herself the equal of men, but does not have the brains of a GNAT! So stupid that she walks, half naked, around a dock at night and is surprised when she is captured by pirates!! They probably only wanted some coffee cream pies from the tavern and instead got a so-called Minister. I wonder if, at first, they assumed that they had captured the sort of woman who usually walks, half naked, around the docks at night???

Then she whines on about being beaten and tortured, who did she think had captured her? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs???

And we the citizens are supposed to feel sorry for her???

This would never have happened if she was in her PROPER place. At HOME, in the KITCHEN or BEDROOM, looking after her husband or guardian. Now she SAYS she has a husband, but he is never seen, and in truth, if it is the man I think he is, he would have forgotten her two minutes after he set eyes on his next concubine.

Worst of all good Kalahari citizens were put at risk by this silly woman. Jon1Styker risked his life in a nest of vipers for her and Talena Kirax, who is a brave and fearless warrior (for a woman), stood face to face with them on the dock and could have been killed if anything went wrong.

But worst of all the TREASURY of this great nation has been GUTTED to pay the ransom of this blubbering bonehead, money that could have been spent on the poor and needy, or on troops to defend us. Because now that the PIRATES HAVE SEEN HOW WEAK WE ARE, mark my words, THEY WILL BE BACK!!!! God alone knows what state we would be in if they had got the coffee cream pies as well.

NOW NO ONE IS SAFE BECAUSE OF THE SELFISH STUPIDITY OF THIS EXAMPLE OF WOMANHOOD.

In our perfectly fair and balanced reporting, we will not mention his implied insult to the King for appointing Afraa; the dismissal of the fabled warrior Talena Kirax as good ("for a woman" !!!!!!); to degrading all women by stating they are guilty of foolish female fluttering and vapid simpering, and are good only for use in the bedroom or the kitchen; or even the bitter assault on Afraa, as brutal as that of the pirates who kidnapped her.

But Afraa, always generous and kind, gave us this statement:

"Despite the vicious assault by this unscrupulous trader and abuser of women Sheik Ibn Ben Yusuf, I urge all Kalaharians to treat him well, as all here, no matter how despicable, are under the benevolent leadership of the Royal Couple, and have the right to express their opinions freely.

So, do not throw rotten tomatoes at him, or boiling cups of tea, Also, I urge you not to lure his wives away from him, do not spit in his drinks before serving him in the Tavern, or step on him while he is seated at a Tavern table."

Thus ends our fair and balanced reporting. ahahaha

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UPCOMING EVENTS

WEDDING OF BEAUTIFUL NOURA AND @#%$! SHEIK IBN BEN YUSUF

Sheik Idn Ben Yusuf, his lovely fiance Noura and Minister Afraa al Abid

OFFICIAL OPENING OF "THE GARDEN OF 1001 PLEASURES"

The Garden of 1001 Pleasures managed by Lady Josie North

THE BRANDING OF PALACE SLAVE JULIE BRIGHT

King brands Palace Slave dara

THE ROYAL HUNT: KALAHARI VISITS THE LOST JUNGLE OF THE MAYA

Minister Afraa and the Leader of the Lost Jungle of the Maya--Lexia Moonstone

TRADITIONAL CHANGES COMING TO KALAHARI?

The King and Queen have been seen in close contact recently (No, not just THAT, you perverts!) and it is clear that a more traditional Kalahari may be in the future. The expert investigative unit of the Chronicles also has learned that a new and greater Palace is being discussed.
Keep reading the Chronicles for all the latest news and gossip.!

King Hassan ibn Trrrol and Queen Vi Almasa Trrrol

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Afraa al Abid

Kalahari Herald

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