DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 17 January 2017 3#19
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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MINISTER AFRAA AL ABID RETURNED SAFELY!
KING SUCCESSFULLY NEGOTIATES WITH ELENA DA MORNAY!
KING PRIVATELY CONFERS WITH TALENA KIRAX
QUEEN AND PALACE SLAVES DARA AND NADA LEAD WELCOME!
DOCTER ALBERT USHIMAWA SLEEPS AS THE KING IS SPEAKING!
KING SUCCESSFULLY NEGOTIATES WITH ELENA DA MORNAY!
KING PRIVATELY CONFERS WITH TALENA KIRAX
QUEEN AND PALACE SLAVES DARA AND NADA LEAD WELCOME!
DOCTER ALBERT USHIMAWA SLEEPS AS THE KING IS SPEAKING!
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Finally, the wandering Minister, kidnapped, abused, distressed, and finally ransomed, came home. Met by an enthusiastic crowd, and the Monarch who paid, yes, a "King's Ransom," Afraa al Abid staggered from the dinghy onto the hallowed ground of Kalahari.
Here is how the day unfolded.
The cowardly pirates who took her were wise enough to realize that if they appeared in Kalahari with the beaten Minister, the enraged crowd would lynch them, crucify them, even make them listen to one of the King's long-winded stories!
Shrewdly, the pirates chose a third party, Elena da Mornay, to bring Afraa to Kalahari without incident. The hooded Minister was brought to a deserted tropical beach, briefly unhooded to prove her identity to Elena, then was hooded again for her voyage to Kalahari.
The journey was surprisingly short, which surprised the Minister, as she did not realize pirates operated with impunity so close to Kalahari. But almost before she knew it, Afraa's long ordeal had ended with a brief sea voyage, and a return HOME!
The onlookers who had been anxiously awaiting news, shuffled nervously
but then Afraa staggered ashore,
and the huge crowd was horrified to see the bruised face and battered body of the once lively Minister.
At first, everyone stood still in shock as Afraa painfully walked off the small dinghy which had carried her to the Kingdom, and the King negotiated a hard bargain with the pirate's negotiator Elena da Mornay.
Josie North broke the frozen tableau by hugging Afraa closely, as she returned, safe, and somewhat sound, to Kalahari.
At the same time, the King and Queen showed the Negotiator the ransom that had been gathered
and the King masterfully directed slave Amy Damster to obey her new owners, as evil as they might be
after having displayed her carefully, insuring that the pirates would be dazzled by the pile of gold and the human treasure of Amy, so that they would completely forget the absence of the ten coffee cream pies that had been promised!
As da Mornay rowed away from shore with the ransom riches in the dinghy.
Afraa was greeted properly by Queen Vi Almasa Trrrol, along with Sheik Dakhil Ben Yusuf, Josie, and slave Abu
and the merciful Kalahari folk clothed Afraa,
at which time Palace Slave Nada slipped her some medicine (cannabis oil, if you must know, (who wouldn't have such a drug if they lived in the Pal err in a warm show of care?) fed her,
and took her to the Clinic.
As Afraa was being cared for, the King summoned some of the wisest of the Kingdom to talk about the kidnap, and plot revenge against the pirates
the King began a very detailed speech about harbor defenses, wind and tide equations, some of his own heroic military feats when he was younger, (OK much younger), and as the Queen, Josie, slaves Nada, Nilasso and erinn, listened with rapt attention,
Dr. Albert took the opportunity to catch up on some much needed sleep, surely because he agreed with everything the King was saying that he must have heard frequently before. It most certainly could not have been the King's rather wordy speech, the warm tropical breezes coming in from the sea, and the large quantity of delicious food served by Tavern Manager Roberta Honey.
At the Clinic, Palace Slave dara took charge of her patient, while faithful Abu stood by with bolt cutters used at the Mine, so that he could remove the insulting collar and cuffs the vicious pirates had forced on Afraa as part of their psychological torture.
The majestic and caring Queen and the drug-dealing Palace Slave Nada (ahahaha) stood by to offer any assistance needed.
Finally, after one final visit from slave Nilasso
and some pressing questions from the noted Investigator Talena Kirax, and Brothel Manager Josie North, the Minister was allowed to rest.
After Afraa had fallen into a pained sleep, a disguised Talena shared her observations with the King, and was commissioned by him to track down these pirate scum, and make sure they never trouble Kalaharians again.
And so a painful chapter in the history of Kalahari is closed, with the safe return of the Queen, and Minister Afraa, and the Lion of the Desert King Hassan, has turned our winter of discontent into a glorious summer of our Son of Yak! (ahahahaha)
Shrewdly, the pirates chose a third party, Elena da Mornay, to bring Afraa to Kalahari without incident. The hooded Minister was brought to a deserted tropical beach, briefly unhooded to prove her identity to Elena, then was hooded again for her voyage to Kalahari.
The journey was surprisingly short, which surprised the Minister, as she did not realize pirates operated with impunity so close to Kalahari. But almost before she knew it, Afraa's long ordeal had ended with a brief sea voyage, and a return HOME!
The onlookers who had been anxiously awaiting news, shuffled nervously
but then Afraa staggered ashore,
and the huge crowd was horrified to see the bruised face and battered body of the once lively Minister.
At first, everyone stood still in shock as Afraa painfully walked off the small dinghy which had carried her to the Kingdom, and the King negotiated a hard bargain with the pirate's negotiator Elena da Mornay.
Josie North broke the frozen tableau by hugging Afraa closely, as she returned, safe, and somewhat sound, to Kalahari.
At the same time, the King and Queen showed the Negotiator the ransom that had been gathered
and the King masterfully directed slave Amy Damster to obey her new owners, as evil as they might be
after having displayed her carefully, insuring that the pirates would be dazzled by the pile of gold and the human treasure of Amy, so that they would completely forget the absence of the ten coffee cream pies that had been promised!
As da Mornay rowed away from shore with the ransom riches in the dinghy.
Afraa was greeted properly by Queen Vi Almasa Trrrol, along with Sheik Dakhil Ben Yusuf, Josie, and slave Abu
and the merciful Kalahari folk clothed Afraa,
at which time Palace Slave Nada slipped her some medicine (cannabis oil, if you must know, (who wouldn't have such a drug if they lived in the Pal err in a warm show of care?) fed her,
and took her to the Clinic.
As Afraa was being cared for, the King summoned some of the wisest of the Kingdom to talk about the kidnap, and plot revenge against the pirates
the King began a very detailed speech about harbor defenses, wind and tide equations, some of his own heroic military feats when he was younger, (OK much younger), and as the Queen, Josie, slaves Nada, Nilasso and erinn, listened with rapt attention,
Dr. Albert took the opportunity to catch up on some much needed sleep, surely because he agreed with everything the King was saying that he must have heard frequently before. It most certainly could not have been the King's rather wordy speech, the warm tropical breezes coming in from the sea, and the large quantity of delicious food served by Tavern Manager Roberta Honey.
At the Clinic, Palace Slave dara took charge of her patient, while faithful Abu stood by with bolt cutters used at the Mine, so that he could remove the insulting collar and cuffs the vicious pirates had forced on Afraa as part of their psychological torture.
The majestic and caring Queen and the drug-dealing Palace Slave Nada (ahahaha) stood by to offer any assistance needed.
Finally, after one final visit from slave Nilasso
and some pressing questions from the noted Investigator Talena Kirax, and Brothel Manager Josie North, the Minister was allowed to rest.
After Afraa had fallen into a pained sleep, a disguised Talena shared her observations with the King, and was commissioned by him to track down these pirate scum, and make sure they never trouble Kalaharians again.
And so a painful chapter in the history of Kalahari is closed, with the safe return of the Queen, and Minister Afraa, and the Lion of the Desert King Hassan, has turned our winter of discontent into a glorious summer of our Son of Yak! (ahahahaha)
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
The King and Queen have announced that Palace Slave dara has been appointed Kahya: Leader of the Harem. All Kalaharians salute the beautiful and talented dara, as she takes up this important post.
And in news which has caused a thrill of excitement to course through the veins of every male Kalaharian, and not a few females (ahahaha), the King announces that a Royal Brothel err I mean "Welcome Centre," is nearing completion, and will soon be open for business, err that is to say, the business of welcoming. The Centre will be located in New Kalahari, near the Kingbe Palace, the waterfall, and the surging sea, which should allow the workers at the Centre ample opportunity to please their clients in a variety of ways.
The talented citizen Josie North has been announced as Manager of the Brothel
The talented citizen Josie North has been announced as Manager of the Brothel
and she has been superbly assisted by the beautiful and talented Palace Slave Nada Syuhada, whose previous building designs are legendary.
The King must be overjoyed, with two talented Palace Slaves like Nada and dara doing such important work, with the return of the elegant Queen to manage domestic and Palace Affairs, and the safe homecoming of Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid, the King will have a great deal of time to pursue his various hobbies, such as studying "art" portraits, collecting lovely flowers of the Kingdom, and teaching massage therapy to all who qualify to be massaged. (wink wink)
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UPCOMING EVENTS
The wedding of Sheik Dakhil Ben Yusuf and the lovely Noura has set Kalahari abuzz. All wait with bated breath to hear what date the prominent landowner, and military expert, will choose for his wedding.
The King did not seem too pleased with Dr. Albert's nap time, and will undoubtedly take time out from his pursuit of important hobbies to have a chat with the handsome and experienced physician.
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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