DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 25 June 2018
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((and see dara's video! https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
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TALES OF KALAHARI!
IN HONOR OF THE FIRST WEDDING ANNIVERSARY OF
KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL AND QUEEN DARA KHSAN IBN TRRROL
In the course of their first year of wedded bliss, Queen Dara has grown even more intelligent, beautiful, elegant, sophisticated and compassionate, though with a strong will.
King Hassan has errr grown a year older.
Together, they rule over the most prosperous and peaceful Kingdom in this part of the world. Over the next two weeks, the Chronicles will examine the Kingdom these enlightened monarchs guide, and the people who make up this marvelous land.
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King Hassan has errr grown a year older.
Together, they rule over the most prosperous and peaceful Kingdom in this part of the world. Over the next two weeks, the Chronicles will examine the Kingdom these enlightened monarchs guide, and the people who make up this marvelous land.
Kalahari has more than its share of questionable characters: shady business people, criminal plotters, financial cheats, violent drunkards and
But a far greater number of Kalaharians are hard working citizens such as Farm Slaves, Garden Managers, Tavern Keepers, Kalahari Heralds, and so on. And these worthies add to the prestige and international stature of Kalahari, far outweighing the impact of the criminal element.
Here are just some of the examples of quality people who have given Kalahari the reputation it deserves.
Dr Joe Bandalora, the new physician, has achieved renown already for his medical investigations.
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| Dr Joe Bandalora |
One of the elite couples of Kalahari is the pairing of Commander Fariq James El Kalaharian and the radiant Samaira Valentina.
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| Commander James and Lady Samaira |
Though she is still on her long sea voyage, the multi-talented Lady Malika is deeply missed by Kalahari society, and many prayers are offered for her safe return.
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| Lady Malika |
Sir Peace Furst is a prominent member of Kalahari, and his union with Willow is one of the most "adventurous" in the Kingdom.
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| Sir Peace Furst and Willow |
One of the quietest members of the Kingdom, but one who makes enormous contributions to the land is Solondra, the Tavern Manager. Though her voice is rarely heard, (except when she crows about her guilty victories in Parcheesi,) her service of food and drink and hospitality is a special quality in Kalahari.
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| Tavern Manager Solondra |
Though polite society does not often mention topics like beatings, torture, and total control, the Mistress of Pain, Tina Wo, is one of the leading figures in Kalahari society.
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| Tina Wo |
Piety is not a concept that many link with the Kingdom, but at least one citizen represents the best in Muslim piety: Sayed Sanik'naan.
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| Sayed Sanik'naan |
The busiest social center in Kalahari,
| Lady Nilasso |
Sir John Lo represents those strong men of Kalahari who are the pillars of Society.
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| Sir John Lo |
And finally, no listing of the leaders of Kalahari would be complete without a mention of the best man in Kalahari: Abukir Amhr Kofiadou.
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| slave Abu |
King Hassan ibn Trrrol has achieved world-wide renown as a Patron of the Arts. Though it is somewhat ironic that
| King dances? |
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| King lurches! |
And there is little doubt that the art of the dance is the King's favorite. In fact, he demands that all women in Kalahari, slave and free, be proficient at this ancient discipline.
DANCE
Dance in Kalahari takes place in many venues, performed in many styles, and even involving contests of artistry and skill.
VENUES
THE DANCE TEMPLE
The Dance Temple is the classically beautiful venue for Kalaharians, and it is especially favored when the Royal Family dances there.
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| Queen Dara and others in the Dance Temple |
| The King in the Dance Temple |
THE TAVERN
The Tavern is more of an area where dance spontaneously occurs, and even the criminal element has been known to participate.
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| The criminal Thorgrim and the staggering King dancing at the Tavern |
THE GARDEN
As the social heart of Kalahari, the Garden of 1001 Pleasures is the center of countless activities, many of them legal. One of the cheeriest includes the dancing which permeates life in Kalahari. The radiant Sonia Tairov is just one example, along with Nilasso and Tina Wo, of the talent on display.
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| Sonia Tairov, Tina Wo and Nilasso glow at the Garden. |
PRIVATE HOMES
The dance in Kalahari is not just at the large level of huge public displays, but is also evident in the private homes of Kalahari residents. King Hassan visited the home of the noted musician, dancer, entertainer BUBBLES and enjoyed watching Tasha Weston, Willow, BUBBLES, and Afraa entertain him with some sinuous dance moves.
| The BUBBLES House Dancers entertain the King |
WEDDINGS
Perhaps the most dramatic examples of the dance in Kalahari occur at weddings. These happy occasions not only allow the dancers to let loose with their passions, but also enables the dancers to prepare dance styles not often seen on a daily basis. like the fabled and dangerous dances only the women of Kalahari can manage: the Sword Dance
| Kalahari Sword Dance |
and the Flame Dance.
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| Kalahari Flame Dance |
MUSIC
Dance is not the only form of artistic expression highlighted in Kalahari: music is one of the most important contributions to the high quality of life available to all Kalahari citizens.
Some of the most talented musicians in the known world have practiced their skills in Kalahari. Older citizens might remember Jo the Talented:
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| Jo plays, Gabi dances |
MelaShane the Skillful:
| MelaShane playing the Armenian instrument known as the duduk |
and Sophia Petronella Pfeiffer:
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| Sophia playing at the Tavern |
But many consider the present time as the Golden Age of Kalahari Music. These talented performers are not only skilled at their art, they are attractive and vibrant personalities (and sometimes naked, right BUBBLES? ahahahaha)
The King's personal music trainer Tasha Weston has mastered many instruments, (including the King's heartstrings ahahaha):
| Tasha Weston plays, the King leaps to attention |
BUBBLES displays all of her skills in her musical performances:
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| BUBBLES artfully playing her instrument |
Even Roxe assumes a pleasing persona when transformed by her music:
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| Roxe on drums |
And on occasion, even Imperial music is played in Kalahari:
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| Empress of Wakiyo, Satoharu Nakamura |
Special mention must be made of the multi-skilled Garden Manager Nilasso, whose troubadour skills, sung in a pretty but incomprehensible tongue, have charmed Kalaharians since she first sang a word.
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| Nilasso sings at the wedding of King Hassan and Queen Dara |
STORYTELLING
Lady Nada Syuhada perfected the Storytelling Event in Kalahari
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| Lady Nada Syuhada, Kalahari's Queen of Storytelling |
Her ability to attract storytellers who described the whole of human experience - the sad and the happy, the tragic and the comic, the mysterious and the simply wonderful--thrilled and informed numerous Kalahari audiences.
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| Rapt audience at a Storytelling event |
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| Magic Carpet view of Storytelling |
Modesty forbids the author from describing the last true artist of Kalahari, the Wonderful Wordsmith, the Beautiful Herald, the Skillful Scribe, the Painter of Word Pictures:
All glory to Kalahari!
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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