DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 9 March 2016
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
The heart of the Kingdom is found at the Delicious Syrup Tavern, where visitors from around the world usually have their first contact with the sociable citizens of Kalahari. One of the most welcoming gestures occurs when one of the well trained slaves of the Kingdom performs a sensual dance while citizens welcome visitors with refreshments from the Tavern.
And so it was that Palace Slave dara performed one of her elegant dances as the King, Louise El Masria and Afraa al Abid welcomed Prince Yousef to the Kingdom.
Perhaps the Poet of the Kingdom, Louise, said it best when she stated that dara "is combining beauty with erotic sensations in the scale from deep red to purple." The Royal Literary Critic himself agreed with that assessment, as his eyes rarely left the swaying hips of the sensuous dara.
PRINCESS ISIS MAKES A SURPRISE VISIT
In a pleasant surprise, the beloved Princess Isis returned to the Kingdom on a short break from her mysterious mystical studies in the fabled Far Eastern Kingdom of Nepal. She was closeted in the Palace with the King before she returned to that distant land.
THE FARM SUSTAINS THE KINGDOM IN MANY WAYS!
Minister Afraa al Abid visited Minister Magdy and his faithful slaves Abu and Gabi. Together, this trio keeps our rich and diverse Farm in excellent condition. While their work is worthwhile in and of itself, it also serves to support so many important activities in the Kingdom.
The food that the Farm produces not only provides nourishment for all the residents of Kalahari, but also serves to encourage the social occasions for which Kalahari is renowned.
Whether it is a tasty display of delicious fish
an elegant supper served in the Palace
or a couple of members of the Royal Family examining Palace Slave Nada
it is the Farm which is the origin, and important element of the social life of Kalahari.
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UPCOMING EVENT
KALAHARI WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!
MRKINGBE TO WED LOUISE EL MASRIA!
TWO OF KALAHARI'S LEADING CITIZENS PLAN A GREAT FEAST!
ALL KALAHARIANS AND INVITED GUESTS WELCOME!
TIME AND DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED!
MRKINGBE has returned to Kalahari, with an entourage of slave girls,
and Louise has had a wonderful influence on the Kingdom in her brief time here. She has done magnificent work transforming New Kalahari to the Paradise it is today. Here she is seen with the King and First Girl dara.
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
The heart of the Kingdom is found at the Delicious Syrup Tavern, where visitors from around the world usually have their first contact with the sociable citizens of Kalahari. One of the most welcoming gestures occurs when one of the well trained slaves of the Kingdom performs a sensual dance while citizens welcome visitors with refreshments from the Tavern.
And so it was that Palace Slave dara performed one of her elegant dances as the King, Louise El Masria and Afraa al Abid welcomed Prince Yousef to the Kingdom.
Perhaps the Poet of the Kingdom, Louise, said it best when she stated that dara "is combining beauty with erotic sensations in the scale from deep red to purple." The Royal Literary Critic himself agreed with that assessment, as his eyes rarely left the swaying hips of the sensuous dara.
PRINCESS ISIS MAKES A SURPRISE VISIT
In a pleasant surprise, the beloved Princess Isis returned to the Kingdom on a short break from her mysterious mystical studies in the fabled Far Eastern Kingdom of Nepal. She was closeted in the Palace with the King before she returned to that distant land.
THE FARM SUSTAINS THE KINGDOM IN MANY WAYS!
Minister Afraa al Abid visited Minister Magdy and his faithful slaves Abu and Gabi. Together, this trio keeps our rich and diverse Farm in excellent condition. While their work is worthwhile in and of itself, it also serves to support so many important activities in the Kingdom.
The food that the Farm produces not only provides nourishment for all the residents of Kalahari, but also serves to encourage the social occasions for which Kalahari is renowned.
Whether it is a tasty display of delicious fish
an elegant supper served in the Palace
or a couple of members of the Royal Family examining Palace Slave Nada
it is the Farm which is the origin, and important element of the social life of Kalahari.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPCOMING EVENT
KALAHARI WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!
MRKINGBE TO WED LOUISE EL MASRIA!
TWO OF KALAHARI'S LEADING CITIZENS PLAN A GREAT FEAST!
ALL KALAHARIANS AND INVITED GUESTS WELCOME!
TIME AND DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED!
MRKINGBE has returned to Kalahari, with an entourage of slave girls,
and Louise has had a wonderful influence on the Kingdom in her brief time here. She has done magnificent work transforming New Kalahari to the Paradise it is today. Here she is seen with the King and First Girl dara.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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