DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 21 March 2016
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MRKINGBE WEDS LOUISE EL MASRIA!
TWO OF KALAHARI'S LEADING CITIZENS MARRY AMIDST WILD JUBILATION!
ALL KALAHARIANS REJOICE!
It is a sign of the enormity of the event, that the usually unflappable Louise El Masria was nervous! But she still managed to be a beautiful bride, and the ceremony went off smoothly.
Perhaps it was the presence of so many of her friends at the ritual Muslim bath to prepare Louise for the ceremony. Minister Afraa, Palace Slaves Nada and dara, and personal slave tally all helped bathe Louise, anoint her with aromatic spices, and dress her in the gorgeous wedding gown she had chosen.
The wedding party then proceeded to the house of MRKINGBE, where the ceremony took place. All agreed that the Bride and Groom made a handsome pair as they entered the Kingbe dwelling for the ceremony.
The ceremony itself went quickly, and the radiant couple was surrounded by friends and slaves. Princess Nathalie represented the King himself with royal grace. The two male witnesses, Nate, and Dr. Albert Ushimawa, certified that all was proper amidst the wedding joy. Minister Afraa al Abid, and Palace Slaves dara and Nada glowed with enthusiasm at the happiness of their friend Louise.
MRKINGBE's slave Afaf contributed a sensuous dance routine, and slave tally was a brilliantly supportive presence to her Mistress, from the Bath House through the entire ceremony. And wedding guest Ninette added a beautiful presence to the event.
After the ceremony, the gorgeous couple posed for a formal portrait with the King's representative Princess Nathalie
and then a fabulous celebration took place, with spirited dancing, amidst cries of joy, many blessings, and the warm wishes of all for the future health and happiness of MRKINGBE and his brilliant bride Louise Kingbe.
May Allah smile upon this happy couple!
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TAVERN NIGHT: SIR BILL LE BRAVE CHALLENGES KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL!
THE WEAPONS ARE SLAVE BALLS IN THE KING'S ARENA!
SLAVE GAMBLING EVENT WITH HIGH STAKES!
WEDNESDAY, 23 MARCH 2016, 12 NOON SLT
Two matches will take place in the King's Arena. In the first, the King and Sir Bill will play slave ball with one of Bill's slaves in the slave ball. The winner of the match will earn PERMANENT ownership of the slave in the ball.
Likewise, in the second match, the two competitors will play, only this time, one of the King's slaves will be in the slave ball. Whoever wins this match will take PERMANENT ownership of the slave in the ball.
Slaves of both competitors; it is time to worry! ahahaha
And poor Bill is in trouble, as the wily King, along with Minister Magdy, lured the unsuspecting Minister Afraa and pregnant First Girl dara into a series of three "test matches" in order to practice for his epic confrontation with Sir Bill.
Of course the two women allowed the men to score some goals, as their absurd male bonding rituals before the matches foretold great despair, and even outright whining, if they were not allowed to win the contest. (ahahaha) Though the King desperately tried to keep his practice games secret, intrepid Chronicles reporters were able to get this overhead shot from a magic (censored) flying high above the Arena.
Ministers Magdy and Afraa discussed the exciting matches with slaves Gabi and Sophie afterward, and all agreed that the King should be a formidable opponent for Sir Bill with all this extra practice he has been doing.
But we must not forget the secret star of the proceedings. The King selected Chippi, a newcomer to the Kingdom here to study "protocol," for the honored position as the girl inside the Slave Ball. Though she swallowed a mouthful of Arena dirt, and was bounced around like one of the King's wine glasses when he has had "a few too many," she served with grace and amiability.
Afterwards, the lovely Palace Slave Nada took her to the Bath House to bathe her and make her presentable, since Nada had lost her own Slave Ball match with dara. Nada performed her job with her usual flair and brilliance, though there was some question as to whether Chippi had 10 or 11 fingers!
Later, the clever "losing" team of Afraa and dara came by to thank Chippi for her service, and to assure her she will enjoy being the slave in the Slave Ball for many future matches. ahahaha.
All Kalaharians look forward with glee to the upcoming Tavern Night on Wednesday, 23 March 2016, at 12 NOON SLT.
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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KALAHARI WEDDING EXTRAVAGANZA!
MRKINGBE WEDS LOUISE EL MASRIA!
TWO OF KALAHARI'S LEADING CITIZENS MARRY AMIDST WILD JUBILATION!
ALL KALAHARIANS REJOICE!
It is a sign of the enormity of the event, that the usually unflappable Louise El Masria was nervous! But she still managed to be a beautiful bride, and the ceremony went off smoothly.
Perhaps it was the presence of so many of her friends at the ritual Muslim bath to prepare Louise for the ceremony. Minister Afraa, Palace Slaves Nada and dara, and personal slave tally all helped bathe Louise, anoint her with aromatic spices, and dress her in the gorgeous wedding gown she had chosen.
The wedding party then proceeded to the house of MRKINGBE, where the ceremony took place. All agreed that the Bride and Groom made a handsome pair as they entered the Kingbe dwelling for the ceremony.
The ceremony itself went quickly, and the radiant couple was surrounded by friends and slaves. Princess Nathalie represented the King himself with royal grace. The two male witnesses, Nate, and Dr. Albert Ushimawa, certified that all was proper amidst the wedding joy. Minister Afraa al Abid, and Palace Slaves dara and Nada glowed with enthusiasm at the happiness of their friend Louise.
MRKINGBE's slave Afaf contributed a sensuous dance routine, and slave tally was a brilliantly supportive presence to her Mistress, from the Bath House through the entire ceremony. And wedding guest Ninette added a beautiful presence to the event.
After the ceremony, the gorgeous couple posed for a formal portrait with the King's representative Princess Nathalie
and then a fabulous celebration took place, with spirited dancing, amidst cries of joy, many blessings, and the warm wishes of all for the future health and happiness of MRKINGBE and his brilliant bride Louise Kingbe.
May Allah smile upon this happy couple!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAVERN NIGHT: SIR BILL LE BRAVE CHALLENGES KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL!
THE WEAPONS ARE SLAVE BALLS IN THE KING'S ARENA!
SLAVE GAMBLING EVENT WITH HIGH STAKES!
WEDNESDAY, 23 MARCH 2016, 12 NOON SLT
Two matches will take place in the King's Arena. In the first, the King and Sir Bill will play slave ball with one of Bill's slaves in the slave ball. The winner of the match will earn PERMANENT ownership of the slave in the ball.
Likewise, in the second match, the two competitors will play, only this time, one of the King's slaves will be in the slave ball. Whoever wins this match will take PERMANENT ownership of the slave in the ball.
Slaves of both competitors; it is time to worry! ahahaha
And poor Bill is in trouble, as the wily King, along with Minister Magdy, lured the unsuspecting Minister Afraa and pregnant First Girl dara into a series of three "test matches" in order to practice for his epic confrontation with Sir Bill.
Of course the two women allowed the men to score some goals, as their absurd male bonding rituals before the matches foretold great despair, and even outright whining, if they were not allowed to win the contest. (ahahaha) Though the King desperately tried to keep his practice games secret, intrepid Chronicles reporters were able to get this overhead shot from a magic (censored) flying high above the Arena.
Ministers Magdy and Afraa discussed the exciting matches with slaves Gabi and Sophie afterward, and all agreed that the King should be a formidable opponent for Sir Bill with all this extra practice he has been doing.
But we must not forget the secret star of the proceedings. The King selected Chippi, a newcomer to the Kingdom here to study "protocol," for the honored position as the girl inside the Slave Ball. Though she swallowed a mouthful of Arena dirt, and was bounced around like one of the King's wine glasses when he has had "a few too many," she served with grace and amiability.
Afterwards, the lovely Palace Slave Nada took her to the Bath House to bathe her and make her presentable, since Nada had lost her own Slave Ball match with dara. Nada performed her job with her usual flair and brilliance, though there was some question as to whether Chippi had 10 or 11 fingers!
Later, the clever "losing" team of Afraa and dara came by to thank Chippi for her service, and to assure her she will enjoy being the slave in the Slave Ball for many future matches. ahahaha.
All Kalaharians look forward with glee to the upcoming Tavern Night on Wednesday, 23 March 2016, at 12 NOON SLT.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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