DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 13 March 2016
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
The usual large crowd gathered at the Delicious Syrup Tavern when news of the upcoming events was announced. Excitement swept the group, first about the exciting trip to the Lost Jungle of the Maya, then the tense duel for slaves between the King and Sir Bill Le Brave. Finally, all anxiously await the upcoming wedding of MRKINGBE and Louise El Masria.
The group then discussed the natural catastrophe that overtook a large section of New Kalahari, and expressed relief that the flood waters had spared Louise El Masria and slave Sasa. The tiger received fewer positive mentions ahahaha.
The King decided he and his slave ball competitor Bill should be entertained by some dancing slaves in the Bellydance Temple, so the group moved there to enjoy the elegance of the dance, as exhibited by Princess Nathalie, Dance Leader slave dara, slave Nada and slave Sasa.
Finally, the Honorable Leader of Palmares, President Tmarques Habana conferred about trade relations with Minister Afraa al Abid at the Ministry building, and then in his home in Quilombo Dos Palmares.
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UPCOMING EVENTS
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SPECIAL TAVERN NIGHT IN THE LOST JUNGLE OF THE MAYA
WEDNESDAY, 16 MARCH 2016, 12 NOON SLT
Here is the exact invite:
Formal Invitation to King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I, and the good people of Kalahari.
You are hereby invited to the Ritual event in The Lost Jungle of Maya on Wednesday, March 16th at noon SLT. The Mayan Ritual is a sacred tradition spanning many generations. The River Goddess we worship offers her protection and prosperity to our people in return for a sacrifice. She does not require a living sacrifice, but rather a sexual sacrifice. The Goddess is pleased when our village makes love in her presence. This time honored Ritual appeases the Goddess and paves the way to good health and prosperity.
Though we encourage participation in the Ritual, observers may worship with us by dance and celebration.
~Priestess Lexia Moonstone and the Mayan people
You may travel on your own to the Lost Jungle of the Maya, or I will be leaving from Kalahari a little before noon, if you wish to join me.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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TAVERN NIGHT: SIR BILL LE BRAVE CHALLENGES KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL
THE WEAPONS ARE SLAVE BALLS IN THE KING'S ARENA
SLAVE GAMBLING EVENT WITH HIGH STAKES!
WEDNESDAY, 23 MARCH 2016, 12 NOON SLT
Two matches will take place in the King's Arena. In the first, the King and Sir Bill will play slave ball with one of Bill's slaves in the slave ball. The winner of the match will earn PERMANENT ownership of the slave in the ball.
Likewise, in the second match, the two competitors will play, only this time, one of the King's slaves will be in the slave ball. Whoever wins this match will take PERMANENT ownership of the slave in the ball.
Slaves of both competitors; it is time to worry! ahahaha
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KALAHARI WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!
MRKINGBE TO WED LOUISE EL MASRIA!
TWO OF KALAHARI'S LEADING CITIZENS PLAN A GREAT FEAST!
ALL KALAHARIANS AND INVITED GUESTS WELCOME!
TIME AND DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED!
MRKINGBE has returned to Kalahari, with an entourage of slave girls,
and Louise has had a wonderful influence on the Kingdom in her brief time here. She has done magnificent work transforming New Kalahari to the Paradise it is today. Here she is seen with the King and First Girl dara.
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
The usual large crowd gathered at the Delicious Syrup Tavern when news of the upcoming events was announced. Excitement swept the group, first about the exciting trip to the Lost Jungle of the Maya, then the tense duel for slaves between the King and Sir Bill Le Brave. Finally, all anxiously await the upcoming wedding of MRKINGBE and Louise El Masria.
The group then discussed the natural catastrophe that overtook a large section of New Kalahari, and expressed relief that the flood waters had spared Louise El Masria and slave Sasa. The tiger received fewer positive mentions ahahaha.
The King decided he and his slave ball competitor Bill should be entertained by some dancing slaves in the Bellydance Temple, so the group moved there to enjoy the elegance of the dance, as exhibited by Princess Nathalie, Dance Leader slave dara, slave Nada and slave Sasa.
Finally, the Honorable Leader of Palmares, President Tmarques Habana conferred about trade relations with Minister Afraa al Abid at the Ministry building, and then in his home in Quilombo Dos Palmares.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPCOMING EVENTS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPECIAL TAVERN NIGHT IN THE LOST JUNGLE OF THE MAYA
WEDNESDAY, 16 MARCH 2016, 12 NOON SLT
Here is the exact invite:
Formal Invitation to King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I, and the good people of Kalahari.
You are hereby invited to the Ritual event in The Lost Jungle of Maya on Wednesday, March 16th at noon SLT. The Mayan Ritual is a sacred tradition spanning many generations. The River Goddess we worship offers her protection and prosperity to our people in return for a sacrifice. She does not require a living sacrifice, but rather a sexual sacrifice. The Goddess is pleased when our village makes love in her presence. This time honored Ritual appeases the Goddess and paves the way to good health and prosperity.
Though we encourage participation in the Ritual, observers may worship with us by dance and celebration.
~Priestess Lexia Moonstone and the Mayan people
You may travel on your own to the Lost Jungle of the Maya, or I will be leaving from Kalahari a little before noon, if you wish to join me.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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TAVERN NIGHT: SIR BILL LE BRAVE CHALLENGES KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL
THE WEAPONS ARE SLAVE BALLS IN THE KING'S ARENA
SLAVE GAMBLING EVENT WITH HIGH STAKES!
WEDNESDAY, 23 MARCH 2016, 12 NOON SLT
Two matches will take place in the King's Arena. In the first, the King and Sir Bill will play slave ball with one of Bill's slaves in the slave ball. The winner of the match will earn PERMANENT ownership of the slave in the ball.
Likewise, in the second match, the two competitors will play, only this time, one of the King's slaves will be in the slave ball. Whoever wins this match will take PERMANENT ownership of the slave in the ball.
Slaves of both competitors; it is time to worry! ahahaha
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KALAHARI WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!
MRKINGBE TO WED LOUISE EL MASRIA!
TWO OF KALAHARI'S LEADING CITIZENS PLAN A GREAT FEAST!
ALL KALAHARIANS AND INVITED GUESTS WELCOME!
TIME AND DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED!
MRKINGBE has returned to Kalahari, with an entourage of slave girls,
and Louise has had a wonderful influence on the Kingdom in her brief time here. She has done magnificent work transforming New Kalahari to the Paradise it is today. Here she is seen with the King and First Girl dara.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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