22 February 2016

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 22 February 2016 2#81

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    22 February 2016

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KING MAKES PALACE SLAVE DARA FIRST GIRL!
EMOTION AND HAPPINESS IN THE PALACE!
KING REMEMBERS MISSING QUEEN VI IBN TRRROL!
MONARCH PROMOTES DARA TO FIRST GIRL!

In an emotional ceremony at the Palace, King Hassan Ibn Trrrol raised Palace Slave dara to First Girl for her all-around excellence, and especially for filling the emotional void that has been created in his life by the mysterious disappearance of his beloved Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol.


Slave dara's excellence is well known in the Kingdom. If a dance  display needs to be presented, we call dara. Do you need help with the Farm?--summon dara. Do the patrons at the Tavern demand food and drink?--dara produces it. Does the Chronicles need a Media Editor?--send for dara! And if the King gets overheated (well, you get the idea! ahahaha)


The ceremony was well attended by dara's admirers and friends. and the Royal Family (King Hassan and Princess Nathalie), as well as Ministers Magdy and Afraa joined the celebration.


Mistress Layla and her slave feather came from the distant Jungles of Maya, and was warmly greeted by Louise.


Slave Lorelai attended, as did Cristy Whitfield, and of course, the leading Kalahari citizen, the recently engaged Louise el Masria, and her bratty errr her very obedient slave Sasa. (ahahaha)


The ceremony itself was solemn, and the King emphasized the formal importance of the situation, as well as the fact that all Kingdom Slaves now must be guided by dara, and all Private Slaves should look to her as a model of service for their owners.


Besides the King's heartfelt words, the high point of the celebration was the seductively elegant performance of dance and movement by the guest of honor:


The King was seen gulping down water, tea and melonade in great quantities as dara performed her magic, especially when slaves feather and Sasa joined the performance.




So the Chronicles staff, along with King Hassan and Princess Nathalie, and all Kalaharians welcome and congratulate First Girl and Palace Slave dara, a model of excellence, beauty, and (Highness, keep your hands off her until the end of the article! ahaha)



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UPCOMING EVENT
KALAHARI WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!
MRKINGBE TO WED LOUISE EL MASRIA!
TWO OF KALAHARI'S LEADING CITIZENS PLAN A GREAT FEAST!
ALL KALAHARIANS AND INVITED GUESTS WELCOME!
TIME AND DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED!

MRKINGBE has returned to Kalahari, with an entourage of slave girls,


and Louise has had a wonderful influence on the Kingdom in her brief time here. She has done magnificent work transforming New Kalahari to the Paradise it is today. Here she is seen with the King and First Girl dara.


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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles

dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor

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