DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 11 February 2016
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TAVERN NIGHT 14: THE LOST JUNGLE OF THE MAYA VISITS KALAHARI!
TOURS, A DANCE DISPLAY AND SLAVE BALL CELEBRATE THE HAPPY EVENT!
GRACIOUS HOSTS ALLOW VISITORS TO BEAT THEM REPEATEDLY IN
SLAVE BALL! OVER AND OVER! NOT EVEN ONE WIN!!
NOT EVEN ONE GOAL!!!
One of the benefits to being well developed, even advanced societies, as are both the Lost Jungle of the Maya and Kalahari, is that seeming differences in outlook and culture can be transcended, and those virtues that characterize both great societies bring the people closer than even significant differences divide them.
And so it was that Priestess Lexia Moonstone, Dakota Dun, our own Bill Le Brave with slave naimaa, and Edison Riella Hypnotherapist made the long journey from the wilds of the Mayan Jungle to the shores of Kalahari.
Kalaharians were impressed with the lean and fit visitors, who undoubtedly face many stressful situations just to survive in a land filled with crocodiles, and other such dangers. Of course, we in Kalahari face many dangers ourselves, especially if you are on the dance floor with King Hassan, but we face those dangers bravely! (It would be pure speculation to feel that dara and Afraa are holding their heads in pain watching the King dance, and Nada standing on the side to protect herself from serious injury. As I say, pure speculation! We don't mention it. We don't even think it!)
The King proudly took the visitors on a tour of the Kingdom, aided by Palace Slave Nada. Priestess Lexi, Dakota, Bill, naimaa, and Nada look on as the King describes the Punishment Tree, a rarely used, but still important part of the Kingdom.
The King also climbed to the top of Princess Prith's home to show Dakota and Lexi the famed Lunar Clock, a gift from Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi. Slaves dara and Nada served as parts of the time piece as they tick tocked around the clock, to the admiration of the Mayans. The King, in his dogged pursuit of scientific knowledge, was seeking an answer to the important research issue: when are his slaves at their most fertile?
But the highlight of the visit was undoubtedly the dance display, prepared and led by the Dazzling Dance Mistress dara. Her perfect training techniques brought together a variety of Kalaharians and formed them into an efficient dance troupe in record time. The King hosted his impressed visitors as dara performed, assisted by Princess Nathalie Raducioiu Iaminsk (the King's niece, from the fabled Kingdom of Romania), Nada, breta, Annibe and Afraa.
After the thrill of the dance, and the enjoyable food and drinks, the King led us all to the Arena, where a game of Slave Ball was suggested. But before that, the Priestess and the Mayans showed their incredible generosity by gifting to the King and the Kingdom a beautiful piece of jade, procured amid the dangers of the deepest tropical rain forest. Visibly moved, the King and all were overcome with the generosity of this unique group of people, and made us all proud to know them.
Of course, the Kalahari teams of Afraa and Bill Le Brave, and then Bill and the King could easily have trounced the visitors but our hospitality (STOP--EDITOR'S NOTE: HIGHNESS, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE THAT! EDITOR AFRAA)
Now, the truth is that the Mayans were wonderful players, the ball never left the Kalahari end of the court, and all the goals were scored by the Mayans. More physical fitness is required in Kalahari, and the King pledged his support in giving individual workouts to all female slaves in Kalahari! That is Royal leadership of the highest level! Here is the Mayans scoring the last goal, winning the final match, and freeing poor slave Nada from her dusty rolling prison, as the slave ball.
The true enjoyment concluded with the sort of social interaction, and growing enjoyment, that happy conversation, and stirring tales always brings to light. Here, Doctor Albert Ushimawa of Kalahari, along with Minister Afraa and Princess Nathalie, listen to Sir Olilover, and Edison Riella Hypnotherapist, as they tell of the many fabulous adventures they have had in the Jungle.
Finally, amid many happy cheers, and wild applause, the Mayans departed, with many pledges of affection and friendship exchanged. After the visitors left, the King, Afraa, Bill and Nada discussed the wonderful day over a horn of mead, where the final miracle of the day occurred. Bill stopped at one horn! Truly, a unique day in the annals of Kalahari!
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAVERN NIGHT 14: THE LOST JUNGLE OF THE MAYA VISITS KALAHARI!
TOURS, A DANCE DISPLAY AND SLAVE BALL CELEBRATE THE HAPPY EVENT!
GRACIOUS HOSTS ALLOW VISITORS TO BEAT THEM REPEATEDLY IN
SLAVE BALL! OVER AND OVER! NOT EVEN ONE WIN!!
NOT EVEN ONE GOAL!!!
One of the benefits to being well developed, even advanced societies, as are both the Lost Jungle of the Maya and Kalahari, is that seeming differences in outlook and culture can be transcended, and those virtues that characterize both great societies bring the people closer than even significant differences divide them.
And so it was that Priestess Lexia Moonstone, Dakota Dun, our own Bill Le Brave with slave naimaa, and Edison Riella Hypnotherapist made the long journey from the wilds of the Mayan Jungle to the shores of Kalahari.
Kalaharians were impressed with the lean and fit visitors, who undoubtedly face many stressful situations just to survive in a land filled with crocodiles, and other such dangers. Of course, we in Kalahari face many dangers ourselves, especially if you are on the dance floor with King Hassan, but we face those dangers bravely! (It would be pure speculation to feel that dara and Afraa are holding their heads in pain watching the King dance, and Nada standing on the side to protect herself from serious injury. As I say, pure speculation! We don't mention it. We don't even think it!)
The King proudly took the visitors on a tour of the Kingdom, aided by Palace Slave Nada. Priestess Lexi, Dakota, Bill, naimaa, and Nada look on as the King describes the Punishment Tree, a rarely used, but still important part of the Kingdom.
The King also climbed to the top of Princess Prith's home to show Dakota and Lexi the famed Lunar Clock, a gift from Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi. Slaves dara and Nada served as parts of the time piece as they tick tocked around the clock, to the admiration of the Mayans. The King, in his dogged pursuit of scientific knowledge, was seeking an answer to the important research issue: when are his slaves at their most fertile?
But the highlight of the visit was undoubtedly the dance display, prepared and led by the Dazzling Dance Mistress dara. Her perfect training techniques brought together a variety of Kalaharians and formed them into an efficient dance troupe in record time. The King hosted his impressed visitors as dara performed, assisted by Princess Nathalie Raducioiu Iaminsk (the King's niece, from the fabled Kingdom of Romania), Nada, breta, Annibe and Afraa.
After the thrill of the dance, and the enjoyable food and drinks, the King led us all to the Arena, where a game of Slave Ball was suggested. But before that, the Priestess and the Mayans showed their incredible generosity by gifting to the King and the Kingdom a beautiful piece of jade, procured amid the dangers of the deepest tropical rain forest. Visibly moved, the King and all were overcome with the generosity of this unique group of people, and made us all proud to know them.
Of course, the Kalahari teams of Afraa and Bill Le Brave, and then Bill and the King could easily have trounced the visitors but our hospitality (STOP--EDITOR'S NOTE: HIGHNESS, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE THAT! EDITOR AFRAA)
Now, the truth is that the Mayans were wonderful players, the ball never left the Kalahari end of the court, and all the goals were scored by the Mayans. More physical fitness is required in Kalahari, and the King pledged his support in giving individual workouts to all female slaves in Kalahari! That is Royal leadership of the highest level! Here is the Mayans scoring the last goal, winning the final match, and freeing poor slave Nada from her dusty rolling prison, as the slave ball.
The true enjoyment concluded with the sort of social interaction, and growing enjoyment, that happy conversation, and stirring tales always brings to light. Here, Doctor Albert Ushimawa of Kalahari, along with Minister Afraa and Princess Nathalie, listen to Sir Olilover, and Edison Riella Hypnotherapist, as they tell of the many fabulous adventures they have had in the Jungle.
Finally, amid many happy cheers, and wild applause, the Mayans departed, with many pledges of affection and friendship exchanged. After the visitors left, the King, Afraa, Bill and Nada discussed the wonderful day over a horn of mead, where the final miracle of the day occurred. Bill stopped at one horn! Truly, a unique day in the annals of Kalahari!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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