DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 6 January 2018
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THE IMPORTANCE OF THE FARM AND MINE TO KALAHARI!
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INTERVIEW WITH THE BEST MAN IN KALAHARI!
Abukir Amhr Kofiadou
Master Slave of the Farm and Mine
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| Abukir Amhr Kofiadou |
As all Kalahari awaits the upcoming trial of the lovely and talented Minister
Afraa al Abid for attacking the controversial and aging King Hassan ibn Trrrol, the publisher, editor, and staff of the Kalahari Herald Chronicles, (that is to say, the aforementioned lovely and talented Afraa al Abid ahahahaha!) decided that it would be unfair to characterize all Kalahari men as bottom patters, goat milk drinkers, pink Guard uniform wearers, and drunkards.
To counter that impression, it occurred to us that we should hold up one of the men of Kalahari as a model of behavior, action, loyalty, competence, and dedication, the Farm and Mine slave Abukir Amhr Kofiadou.
What follows is an interview with the best man of Kalahari, concerning his work at the Farm and Mine, which, under the management of Minister Magdy, is the economic engine that drives Mamlakat Kalahari.
Afraa: Abu, give us an example of the work you are doing. For instance, help us understand the growth of the Ka-La-Na trees that provide the wine for the Kingdom.
Afraa: And why is this important?
Afraa al Abid for attacking the controversial and aging King Hassan ibn Trrrol, the publisher, editor, and staff of the Kalahari Herald Chronicles, (that is to say, the aforementioned lovely and talented Afraa al Abid ahahahaha!) decided that it would be unfair to characterize all Kalahari men as bottom patters, goat milk drinkers, pink Guard uniform wearers, and drunkards.
To counter that impression, it occurred to us that we should hold up one of the men of Kalahari as a model of behavior, action, loyalty, competence, and dedication, the Farm and Mine slave Abukir Amhr Kofiadou.
What follows is an interview with the best man of Kalahari, concerning his work at the Farm and Mine, which, under the management of Minister Magdy, is the economic engine that drives Mamlakat Kalahari.
Afraa: Abu, give us an example of the work you are doing. For instance, help us understand the growth of the Ka-La-Na trees that provide the wine for the Kingdom.
Abu: Abu finds the Ka-La-Na trees are doing well after their transplanting. It has been a long and painful process,
helping the trees progress and be happy after their move.
It
seems that they are happy now. The wind sighs in the plump, leafy environment
and we must care massively for these wonderful beings.
We
must ensure that all trees in their new place have care 2/2 at all times.
This
means having a sickle and plenty of G&S HUD energy.
When
we keep the trees at 2/2 care, they are happy and progress in level.
They
reach level 5 after much work and caring.
They stop at level 5 and we must keep them at this.
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| Abu tending to the Ka-La-Na Trees |
Afraa: And why is this important?
Abu: When
all our trees are at 2/2 care and level 5, we have a far better chance of the
harvest of each tree giving a level 4 or 5 basket of Ka-La-Na grapes.
We
don't always get a level 4 or 5 basket when a tree is at level 5, but we have a
far better chance of this if we keep all trees at this level. Always.
All
level 1, 2 and 3 Ka-La-Na baskets are put in the store.
All
level 4 and 5 Ka-La-Na baskets are given to Sir Magdy.
Sir
Magdy is Director of Estates at Kalahari.
Any
slave who harvests the berries and collects a 4 or 5 level Ka-La-Na basket
should report to Sir Magdy and transfer said basket to Him or keep it in
inventory until further instructions if He is not available.
Abu
the farm slave can help with any of this.
He makes no demands or orders. Abu does not own the farm, does not
command anyone, and simply wishes to help.
Afraa: Thank you for your complete explanation, dear Abu, and your example of manliness, that we all hope other men in Kalahari may attempt to follow.
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| Afraa and Abu dance at Wedding of King Hassan and Queen Dara |
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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