22 March 2017

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 22 March 2017 3#42

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
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((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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KALAHARI AUCTION

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Mild enthusiasm gripped a gathering of Kalahari citizens and slaves, with some important visitors such as Ambassador Sabina of Topkapi,


 and the beautiful Goddess of Valnor, Phaedra Sautereau,



 who came together for the Kalahari Auction to bid on the offering of slaves.

Of course the Royal Couple, King Hassan and Queen Vi, along with Palace Slave dara were on hand to see the lovely and talented Nada be sold.



Presumably, the slaves were not as enthusiastic to be "on the block," but, they are slaves, so who cares? Thus, Gwen and Roxe and Nada and Marcus waited docilely as they sweated out their fate.



Sayed MaD and Captain Jack Docherty feigned disinterest before the event, for two different reasons: Sayed MaD had no money, and Captain Jack had chests of gold bars to bid on one special slave.




In sharp contrast, the crafty Elyssa Kalaratri, here seen with the Producers of the Kalahari Arts Festival, Josie and Aisha North, cleverly but quietly assessed the property on offer, and wound up buying half of the slaves! (For the males, who do not understand, that means 2 of the 4 slaves for sale, not one half of the body of each of the 4 slaves ahahaha.)



The high point of the auction was the flow of clever comments from the assembled bidders, and none was more clever and witty than those of Mine Slave Stephanie Brown, who actually tried to bid on some of the slaves herself! One wishes she could have bought slave Marcus, and after beating him severely, put him to work in the Mine!



First on the block was Terri Deluca, offered by Goddess Allegra, and after some wisecracking (from Owner as well as audience members,) the clever purchaser Elyssa acquired Terri.



The next slave came with an interesting story. One day, Palace Slave dara was walking along the seashore collecting oysters for the King's morning pick-me-up, when she noticed a wretched creature lying helpless on the beach! It turned out that was slave Gwen, washed ashore with a bunch of doubloons that dara gathered and added to the treasury in the King's bedroom located  (censored.) Sayed MaD, entranced by her doubloons, carried off Gwen as his auction prize.



Next product came from Minister Afraa, who offered the suspected, but never convicted. murderer and jewel thief, the almost innocent yet sexually inviting, Roxe for the delight of the audience. Once again, the bargain hunter Elyssa walked off with this inviting maid.



The most spirited bidding of the day came when the beautiful and wildly talented Palace Slave Nada approached with halting step and pale visage. Though she failed the King's Kama Sutra test, that didn't stop Minister Afraa and Captain Jack from bidding with no concern for their personal wealth. Captain Jack finally won the precious Nada, and with an audacious bid, added a fourth day to his 3 days of possession. The price, which the King stated "means nothing" was 11,000 coins!



As the day ended, the King then generously tipped Auction Organizer Afraa al Abid 5 coins for her efforts.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

21 March 2017

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 21 March 2017 3#41

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
(http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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AUCTION TODAY, WEDNESDAY, 22 MARCH 2017, 12:30 PM SLT !!!!!!!

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KALAHARI AUCTION PREPARATIONS

Even before the Slave Auction began, all sorts of excitement gripped Kalahari, as the beloved Queen Vi ibn Trrrol returned from her long journey to the Eastern Kingdom for important medical consultations. and had a joyous reunion with King Hassan, who had been without female companionship during the Queen's absence. (ahahahaha)




The Queen assured all that she would be attending the auction itself, which raised the level of enthusiasm for the event to even greater heights. (and the prices, hopes Minister Afraa)

But a stream of the internationally famous also streamed into Kalahari to view the preparations for the Auction. The International Woman of Mystery, and friend to many in Kalahari, Lady Fawn appeared, like a bright ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.




The ever witty and wise women engaged Sayed MaD in some sharp dialogue, with the female's sagacity clearly in evidence.




Of course, we must make allowances for the Sayed, as he clearly is exhausted in his effort to train his slave "never-work" Marcus.




Another important visitor was Phaedra Sautereau of the fabled land of Valnor, whose lovely appearance was somewhat clouded by the uncertain nature of her status in Kalahari.




The final visitor of note was the well-known Arab purist, and dispenser of wisdom Sayed Hew Hoall Saw, whose timely interventions curbed the worst instincts of the males present, while calling the females to their usual high standards.


While these important guests brought glamor and elegance to the proceedings, a large crowd also assembled to watch the final construction of the auction block,


and the last-minute preparations of Owners in preparing to display their slaves to best advantage, as the King is seen here, preparing the lovely and talented Palace Slave Nada, while Palace Slave dara observes and assists in the build-up.


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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

20 March 2017

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 20 March 2017 3#40

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
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((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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SPRING FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS!
SPECIAL EDITION

Kingdom of the Arts

King Hassan ibn Trrrol has placed artistic creativity as a central focus of his reign. Dance and music are especially emphasized, so it was no surprise when the King rushed back from his tour of military defenses on the southern and western borders to inaugurate the First Annual Kalahari Spring Festival of the Arts.


Coming on the heels of the wildly popular Kalahari Storytelling Festival, the Spring Arts Festival displayed the broad talents of the Kingdom's artistic community in the disciplines of dance and music.

The King placed so much importance on opening the festival, he selected his favorite camel "Daria" and rode her hard to arrive for the opening of the festival. (The King is the one on top, "Daria" is the one on the bottom. hihi)



After the King's lyrical welcome, the Festival Producers Josie and Aisha North



presented a wonderful program that blended the talents of some of the greatest artists of our era.

The first performer was the famed dancer from the Emirate of Kuwar, and the one-time dance partner of Minister Afraa al Abid (ahahahaha) Cataleya Garces.



After Cat's outstanding solo dance, the mixed music/dance ensembles were brought forward to perform. The invited artist MelaShane, well known for her performances across the known world,



who joined the noted philanderer but gifted flautist Sayed MaD



in supporting the stunning display of distinguished dancers dedicated to displaying the most dazzling dance this side of Divine Heaven. This ensemble included slaves Nada and Roxe, Josie North and her partner Aisha, Afraa al Abid, Nilasso, and the traveling artist MelaShane, who joined the dancers, accompanied by MaD on the flute and watched intently by Captain Jack Docherty, who has years of experience on the Crow's nest of various errr "trading vessels."


The lovely Sophia Petronella Pfeiffer was brought on to add musical elegance.



Jack and MaD were so excited they leapt from their places with the exultation brought on by experiencing true excellence.




Finally, Afraa, Nilasso, and MelaShane stayed behind to instruct the new slave Roxe in some of the more intricate dance steps, to prepare her for the Auction on Wednesday, and bring a better price for her Owner, the lovely and talented Minister Afraa al Abid ahahahaha.


And speaking of the Auction...

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KALAHARI AUCTION INFORMATION
WEDNESDAY, 22 MARCH 2017
12:30 PM SLT


AUCTION CARD:  OWNERS AND SLAVES - Wednesday, 22 March 2017   12:30 PM SLT
Slaves to be sold for 3 day or 6-hour rental unless negotiated differently by Owner, slave, and Bidder.
The always generous King Hassan I  waives the usual tax, so the Owner receives ALL of the bid.
And if you have Kalahari Kingdom in your profile picks, you will receive 125 Gold Coins from the King!
And remember. Be on time and pick up the G&S HUD at the Landing, or wear your own G&S HUD.

This card is intended to help you in your slave auction role play.

1.   There is an auction block currently set up in Kalahari, and you may want to test it to see how you would plan your role play. One suggestion would be to have the slave begin in a bound kneeling position and then slowly reveal her to the assembled bidders by displaying her on the barrel.
2.   We have allotted up to 20 minutes for each girl: 10 minutes of your speaking, highlighting the girl’s strengths and attractions and so on, and then 10 minutes for the bidding process itself. You may use less time, but anything less than 5 minutes for each of the two parts probably takes away from the role play you both deserve.
3.   Remember, Owners: you are the Auctioneer for your slave, so you are responsible for producing her slave card, with her limits, distributing it to the bidders, setting an Opening Bid, and outlining any changes from our stated rules, that this is a 3 day or 6-hour rental.
4.   Please check the Auction Card: Bidders for further information about the G&S HUD, the coins to be used for the Auction, how money is to be paid and so on. We will have people there to assist you, so do not worry! Just come and have fun, and perhaps purchase a precious prize.

AUCTION CARD:  BIDDERS, HOW AUCTION WILL WORK - Wednesday, 22 March 2017   12:30 PM SLT
Slaves to be sold for 3 day or 6-hour rental unless negotiated differently by Owner, slave, and Bidder.
The always generous King Hassan I waives the usual tax, so the Owner receives ALL of the bid.
And if you have Kalahari Kingdom in your profile picks, you will receive 125 Gold Coins from the King!
And if you have Kalahari Kingdom in your profile picks, you will receive 125 Gold Coins from the King!

This card is intended to help you in your slave auction role play.
A WORD ABOUT FINANCES

Kalahari uses the G&S system, and has recently opened a bank under the stewardship of the noted financier Captain Jack Docherty.

The use of these coins requires the G&S HUD, which is available free at the Kalahari Landing, and in many other sims all across SL. It is easy to learn and there is a place in the HUD to accumulate coins.

For the purposes of this auction, (and our main goal is fun RP, not profit), bidding will be done with Kalahari Gold Coins (KGC), otherwise known as the King’s doubloons. Or is it the King’s pantaloons?

Anyway, here is a chart to help you understand the G&S system, and what Kalahari Gold Coins (KGC) are worth:

1 gold nugget       =    25 KGC
20 gold nuggets    = 500 KGC               = 1 chest
1 linden                 = 100 KGC
1 gold ingot (bar)    = 10 gold nuggets  = 275 KGC (250 + 25)
(you get another 25 coins for smelting it in the foundry "as a reward").

In addition, in a burst of generosity, the King will grant every bidder who is free, Kalahari citizen or not, if you have Kalahari as one of your Profile Picks and you attend the auction, 125 KGC for purposes of bidding!

A Cashier/Banker will be available at the Auction to help you through the process.

For those who do not use all the coins at the auction, they may use them in Kalahari to give tips to brothel workers, dancers, Tavern workers etc.

So, get your slave for sale, or bring your money, and be ready for an exciting time of bidding, backstabbing, and buying!

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

15 March 2017

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 16 March 2017 3#39

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
(http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
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KALAHARI: SOPHISTICATED KINGDOM!
First Among All Lands in 1550!



Among all the Kingdoms of the known world, Kalahari must claim first place for the purity of its politics, its lure as a center for visitors from all over the world, the community it supports, the arts it celebrates, the beauty of its inhabitants, the outstanding herbal and medical care the King provides (known internationally as Hassancare), and its open and friendly diplomatic relations with all peaceful nations.

The last few days in the Kingdom have only emphasized the eminence of Kalahari and the ruling Trrrol clan, and its universal appeal.

Kingdom of the Arts

King Hassan ibn Trrrol has placed artistic creativity as a central focus of his reign. Dance and music are especially emphasized. We see the Kahya dara leading dancers Nilasso, Ehline and Anette to the lovely strains of music produced by Sayed Mad and Nada, as King Hassan and Minister Afraa observe.


But training of beginners by some of the most elegant dancers is also encouraged, as Nilasso and slave Marcus show.




And the recent storytelling contest drew contestants from all around the known world, with large crowds of literary experts in attendance.



Kingdom of Politics

The King does not shy away from taking the moral high ground, (in Kalahari at least), and has been known to interrogate shadowy international criminals like Sailmaster Thorgrim very closely and publicly.





Kingdom for Visitors

Kalahari lures many visitors to its many attractions: for instance, Sir bbjoe enjoyed himself at the Garden of 1001 Pleasures.


Kingdom of Community

Visitors to Kalahari often meet people from all over the known world, and are able to make commercial and personal contacts not available anywhere else in the known world.





.Kingdom of Beauties

While it is generally acknowledged that the men of Kalahari are ordinary looking, the women of Kalahari are know throughout the world for their beauty.



Kingdom for Herbs and Medicines

Perhaps the generosity of the Trrrol dynasty is best noted in the medical care that is offered not just to its citizens, but to slaves, visitors, even enemies! Known informally as Hassancare, the services of outstanding physicians using the best equipment. Generous citizens like Sheik Ibn Ben Yusuf, after meeting with Minister Afraa



has allowed his wife Dr. Mila to treat women patients in the Clinic.



Kingdom of Diplomacy

Kalahari enjoys excellent relations with all peaceful lands. Recently Ambassador Sabina, from the Sultan of Topkapi, visited Kalahari as a personal emissary of Sultan Suleyman. With typical Kalahari hospitality, slave Roxe made sure all the Ambassador's needs were taken care of, so that she could concentrate on her high level negotiations.





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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 15 March 2017 3#38

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
(http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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KALAHARI STORY TELLING AWARDS!

Many Awards Granted by Story Guru Nada


The brilliant creator of the Kalahari Storytelling Series, the noted Literary Lioness Nada Syuhada, announced the First Kalahari Storytelling Awards, informally known among the literary elite as the Hassanys.

Nada was so impressed with the quality of the selections entered by the cream of Kalahari's literary greats that she changed the original rules, by rewarding the first FOUR winners, not just the Grand Winner.

Here are the winners!!!

FIRST WINNER OF A HASSANY: VIEW LUMINOS


First Place           View Luminos         L$500
Second Place       Jack Docherty         L$300
Third Place         Elyssa Kalaratri        L$200
Fourth Place       Marrissa Greene      L$100

Remaining participants win L$50 each for their excellent stories.

Abla, Afraa al Abid, Bill LeBrave, Hew Hoall Saw, Josie North, 
Mad the Barbarian, Malika Kingbe, Rosecendre Moonwall, Roxelana Chronander.

And to please the large audience of story lovers in Kalahari and around the whole world, here are the four stories that won awards.


VIEW LUMINOS

KALAHARI

Why does one like some place or something?  This question can either make your mind go blank or rattle of a list of things, at the end of which you may still be wondering if you have got it all?!  So what is it about Kalahari – is it a place that has to be experienced but can never be adequately described in words or are there a multitude of flattering terms that do it justice?  The best place to start would be, I suppose, at the beginning.

The search for life beyond our space and time has intrigued man for time immemorial and any reference to it enlists firm support by those who believe in there being “someone out there” and plain ridicule from those who think otherwise.  Hazarding some of this ridicule, I can truly confess that time and space travel has been pretty much what I have been enlisted to do for the past few years.  My reason for it – well that would be too far in the beginning so maybe we should start from just this point on!

Prior to landing at Kalahari, I was at the Amazon.  It was a rather arduous stint there what with one having to watch out for the beasts and the humans who were still living in smaller settlements and spending much of their time vigorously guarding the same.  Their way of life, simple and primitive was difficult to adjust too, though the ladies there added much beauty by moving around topless – very suitable for magazines reporting on faraway places that will find themselves in the market a few centuries after their time!

On landing at Kalahari, the calming salty sea breeze at the point of entry, the warm sunshine, charming turrets, arches and the aroma of delicious food from the adjacent inn all together gave the impression of Kalahari being a peaceful and welcoming abode, far removed from the dangers of the Amazon.  Definitely a place to explore, to linger, to relax……….

It was with these attractive thoughts that I began to explore the Kingdom, striking up conversations with the citizens that I came across, an easy task given the friendliness exhibited by most.  One thing that soon became apparent was that this almost picture book like “fantasy” land was not one for shirkers but one that was carefully created and maintained with the efforts of all its citizens who contributed to the wealth of the Kingdom through dedication in their own professions.

So there was peace, there was a bountiful of plenty and contentment amongst the citizens or was this all too good to be true?  The Kingdom does have its structure of command that can be very firm at any visible sign of disagreement and while there is a general atmosphere of subservience, it is not that alternate opinions are not accommodated, but there is firm action against what is perceived to be “indiscipline in the ranks”.   But then again maybe it is this fear of the ‘rod’ that keeps would be trouble makers at bay and allows the Kingdom to provide for itself and its citizens.

There is a lot of material that explains the organisation of the Kingdom and the reason for its opulence and stability but a narration of administrative details is hardly the manner to express the feeling that is Kalahari.  While it may be regarded as presumptuous for me, one who is not yet a full-fledged citizen to claim to know this feeling, I do end this submission with a few lines that to me summarise all that is Kalahari.

Kalahari, a Kingdom from far and away,
An atmosphere it has that beckons one and all to stay.

It’s not the food, not the trees, not the breeze that sets it apart
It’s the affection of the people, it’s the warmth in their heart.

There is firm action against those who choose to cross the line,
Be not afraid, for good efforts beget days of roses and wine.

One may say this is all false how can such a land be true?
To them I say, why tell me -
Have you ever seen a man here feeling blue?!

A great wonderland, pearl hidden from most,
To the Land to the people, cheers, I do raise a toast!




CAPTAIN JACK DOCHERTY

JACK'S TALL TALE


This is a tale from about three or four years ago, the days when things were a little different, well, some may say quite different. A tale involving four countries, Kalahari, Abydos, Meyonia and to some extent, Kuwar.
It all started one evening with a formal reception at the presidential palace of Meyonia, for dignitaries visting from other countries. I attended it, as part of the Meyonian entourage, you know, the usual mingling, cocktails, me keeping ears open on any dropped information, partially to entertain myself.
Then I was privately approached by one of the Abydos Goddesses, Allegra. It seems one girl close to her, a young gypsy girl named Eman Shehata, who was a bit involved with a cousin of mine at the time, had mentioned me to the Goddesses.

We talked about various states of affairs and she invited me to Abydos.
A few days later, I took her up on the offer, and headed for the gates of the Queendom. At first being challenged, since I was a man, I stated my name and who had invited me, and I was not just admitted, but given a guided tour of the land by Allegra herself. At that time, Abydos and Kalahari were neighbours, and the gates of each were entered from a common place where you arrived.
There was also an older arena, located right between the lands, Kalahari gates to the east and Abydos gates to the south.

I returned on and off, between my voyages, sometimes Allegra or some of the Goddesses were busy handling state affairs, and I took the opportunity to wander down to the arena, for a bit of practice, both with sword and rifle.
While heading there, I chanced upon a warrior, practicing her skills, and we started talking. Well, rather, we started training, as she said something about needing to warm up and the wooden dummies were not able to provide for that. She was good, a really good fighter, and when we ended the session, we both grinned.

She presented herself as Livia, sister of the Kalahari King. Well, princess or not, she was damn good with a blade, and we sparred with each other on and off.
When I arrived one day to the arena, Livia was not there, so I started some target shooting with my rifle instead. Someone approached me, and I recognised, Eman, the young gypsy girl that I had met a few times, both in Meyonia and in Kuwar.

She was on her way from Abydos to Kalahari and asked me if I would like to join her, which I thought would be a nice idea. After all, I had never really been there. She led me to a small place with a dance scene, with two men, one seemed pretty obviously some kind of noble, and the other... well, pretty noble too, those maybe one notch down, or something.
Eman introduced me to them, while she was preparing for a dance she would perform for us, they were King Hassan Ibn Trrrol, His Highness of Kalahari, and his Minister, Magdy.

At first, the King was very wary of me, inquiring, almost interrogating me about who I was and what I was doing there. I later found out that his intelligence had briefed him of my presence and dueling with his sister, the Princess, that I was a sharpshooter, in addition to being deeply involved with businesses in Kuwar. During that period, the relations between Kuwar versus Kalahari and Meyonia were.. well, shall we call it a little tense.. to use real understatements. I think General Romanova of Kuwar.. or was she colonel back then? She rose in ranks so fast, it was hard for us to keep up. Anyway, it seems she was perhaps behind a couple of recent assassin attempts on His Highness, so no wonder he was on his guard.

I became rather fond of both Kalahari and Abydos, spending what time I could be away from Kuwar there. At this time, my friend Afraa was working as the new hotel manager in Kuwar, and I am afraid I sometimes referred to her coughingly to the Emirate’s Guards, when I needed to leave Kuwar for a bit. Sorry about that, Afraa, heh.

Livia was pretty much as wild in the Kingdom as she was in the arena it turned out, we enjoyed the sparring, me learning from her fighting skills and she picking up a couple of.. well, let’s call it “my bag of pretty unorthodox tricks”.
One lazy afternoon in the Kingdom, which was very quiet, Livia and I were relaxing over at her private quarters. We were drinking wine and munching away on some delicious cakes she had made herself. Unfortunately, she had forgotten they were spiked with hashish. We never really noticed, but enjoyed a friendly conversation with various, perfectly normal topics, like” what colour of the rainbow would possible a blue penguin have” or ”if you clap with one hand and miss, does a tree fall in the forest”, when she jumped to her feet, crying out that she knew what mission we had to accomplish. As soon as I had gathered myself up from the floor, which I hit, falling off her couch as she cried out, I asked her what kind of mission that may be, but she was already well out of the door.

By the time I finally caught up with her—that lass could run, I tell you—I crashed into her, as she came dashing out the door to the King’s private quarters, shouting” RUN!”. As she passed me, I took a step in through the door, seeing parts of the royal bed on fire, the result of a prank gone terribly wrong, but that seemed like a good idea after seven pieces of hashish cake and two bottles of wine. Outside, I heard the Princess exclaim a less than regal” Oh shit! The Guards!”

So there I was, trying to put out the fire of a royal bed in front of me, Royal Guards approaching behind me, no idea where the Princess were.. The King, however, I discovered, was with his Guards, and he sure looked less than happy.
You know, I am no paladin, or something like that, honour and blood for their own sakes, but I don’t rat out on crew mates. The King assumed I was guilty of this, and I didn’t claim otherwise, so I ended up in the gaol, gruel, chains and all.

But Princess Livia she was really straight about it all, when she saw where I had ended up and went to her brother, explaining everything.
You know, that was definitely not the first time I was in a gaol, but sure the first time I shared it in royal company. That would happen again, with another princess, but that’s another story.

The King told me I was free to leave, I really hesitated, not wanting to leave his sister in the ironer, but both King and princess assured me it was not the first time she had ended up there.. and probably not the last, so I walked out, thanking the King for his mercy and headed straight for a beer. All that hashish and prison dust had made really parched my throat, you know.

His Highness and I become friends over time, I still count him as one, and if he ever needs support, I’ll be there with my blade. We both actually later were appointed the first Knight Protectors of Abydos by the Goddesses, the two men to first ever hold titles of that dignity in the Queendom.



ELYSSA KALARATRI


ELYSSA'S BIOGRAPHY

My name is Elyssa Kalaratri. Elyssa means 'god is my oath' and that was the name my mother chose for me. My father was in rebellion against the King of that land, and his rebellion failed. The situation was such that my mother was in no danger, but I was. My father had sired many children, with the intent of breeding an army for his revenge. Mother had me raised in India, in the village where she grew up. She thought I would be safe there.

Safe, but not loved. Those villagers scorned me for being born of a mixed union, and for being born out of wedlock. It was they who gave me my second name Kalaratri. It is a reference to the goddess of war, destruction, and devastation Kali. As soon as I was able, I returned to the Kingdom of Sand where I was born.

There I had difficulty finding my mother, as she had been adopted into a Bedouin clan and had a new name. I wanted to cause her to suffer as I had suffered. My father was easier to find, and he happily took me in. Under the tutelage of him and his harem, I learned the ways of war. Yet another soldier in his army, with his other spawn.

But the war was only planned. Disaster struck and leveled the kingdom. I know not who else escaped, but surely little could escape that!

I travelled the world, always fleeing from men and their evil intent. For a time I was a waitress at the Matsubaya brothel in Japan, but made my way out before they could think of making me yet another whore. At the end of my travels across the world, I came here to Kalahari.

Lady Louise Kingbe invited me to be her houseguest, but I slept in the courtyard and prepared my own food. She encouraged me to sleep inside, in a spare bed. I did so but one night, and she then charged me with a bill for room and board. It was all just a trick!

My money was exhausted from my travels, so she decided I would work it off as her handmaiden. She set a collar around my neck and had me help her dress and assist her in the bathhouse.

Her husband, Mr Kingbe, didn't like my attitude and stripped me naked and left me in a cage in the slave's room. My imprisonment lasted a week, with regular beatings. All because I did not acknowledge him as my Master. A brute he is, truly.

Louise was interested in my time in Japan, and bade me to make a garden for her in that style. I dug the channels for the pond and planted the lilies myself. For that effort, I was freed after only a month or so of shameful enslavement. King Hassan proclaimed me a citizen and granted me an apartment to use, in which I reside to this day.

Minister Magdy found my work at the farm very useful, and made me his assistant, to manage the slaves when he was unable to. In time, romance bloomed and I now count myself as close to a wife as he has. All went well, until the civil war.

Only a few days before the final battle, I encountered Mr Kingbe, now calling himself Halim. We fought at the arena, after I commanded that he return to his territory. We fought, and somehow he got a second wind in the middle of the fight. (He switched from combat mode to arena mode, which gave him back many of his hit points. It was cheating.) I was knocked unconscious and he dragged me back to that same cage he had locked me in before. He ripped my clothes off my and left me shivering and wounded.

Days later, and I heard the slaves talking. The war was over and he had lost. He, on the other hand, was determined to keep on fighting. He had missed the final battle, and did not count the result as valid. We all know what came of that determination of his. Nothing.

Still I was kept, unlawfully imprisoned. Starved and denied water. Only by tricking some of his slaves did I get any food or water. I would have died in that three week period otherwise. At the the end of the three weeks, probably expecting me dead or too weak to resist, Halim declared I was to join his harem as a slave. He handed some tawdry red silks to wear, and I put them on, glad to have something to wear at last. He foolishly left the front door unlocked and went to sleep. I walked out and ran to my apartment, burning those silks and replacing them with one of my own modest dresses. He was not going to get me back so easily!

I continued my work at the farm, just waiting to see if it would be worth making a criminal case about. When I saw the entire House of Kingbe leave the kingdom, I thought it would not be worth doing, but now that rumors say they may return, I wonder...



MARRISSA GREENE

MARRISSA GREENE'S STORY

I first visited the kingdom to broaden my mind and learn about other cultures.

My family was rather wealthy and well positioned. One of the first persons I met on arriving was the Minister for Entertainment. She showed me some of the local dances and advised it was something all the ladies here did.

With some encouragement from her I donned what seemed rather flimsy clothes but she reassured me that was what all ladies wore in the Kingdom when dancing. Not wishing to create a diplomatic incident I went and put on the clothes then danced with the others.

I found it fun and the Minister declared I had talent. After the dance she told me about the dancing school the Kingdom ran and how foreigners like me were welcome to join it. The idea tickled my fancy so naturally I agreed. I also assumed it would please my family what with me creating diplomatic connections and such and learning about another culture.

I found some of the customs the students had rather odd, such as the cramped accommodation, sleeping on furs and the rather dreadful food. I had heard student food was bad but what we ate at the school was absolutely horrid. It was made from fish heads and other stuff we normally throw out in my own land. But as they say you shouldn’t knock other cultures so I just tried to grin and bear it. What I found odd was how well the Minister seemed to eat in comparison.

One of the strangest customs for students how we had to kneel all the time and call the teachers Master or Mistress depending on gender of course, but in our schools sometimes such titles were also expected. Equally odd was how all the students wore special necklaces that showed they were part of the school. For some odd reason my necklace got stuck for some reason. The Minister was disconcerted but alas always too busy to find some solution.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald