DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 4 December 2015
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SINTERKLAAS (SANTA CLAUS) VISITS THE PALACE AND GIVES GIFTS!
NAUGHTY (Afraa) AND NICE (everyone else ahahaha) RECEIVE GIFTS!
KALAHARI MAGIC CONTINUES: FIRST MINISTER MAGDY, NOW THE KING!
Unsuspecting residents were summoned to the Palace today, a great honor in itself.
But imagine their surprise, when the "Court" was convened, and the figure summoning them was..... SINTERKLAAS (SANTA CLAUS!)
The dazzled residents, Cindy, Diana Geesink, dara, Nada, Gabi, and Afraa stood stunned in the Throne Room when they beheld this magical sight. Minister Afraa stumbled forward when summoned by this jolly figure, was given a brief summary of her year (stubborn???) and was bestowed with the perfect gift: mud wrestling clothes, that Sinter guaranteed will enable her to defeat Cindy in their next match!
The old gentleman next called Gabi forward, and discerned that she was perfect, and had lived a wonderful life of service during the year, gave her a cow bell, which she could use on her beloved Farm animals, or even wear herself, so that all the rest of us could see what the model person looks like!
Then jolly old Sinter brought Diana Geesink forward and his clever remarks made even that naughty girl blush! And, since we have very proper readers we can not say what the lecherous Sinterklaas gave Diana as a present, but it rhymes with bribe ahahaha. Well, she also received a batch of pepernoten (too bad they weren't Pfeffernüsse ), and those sweet cookies brought a smile to her blushing face.
Sinter's next prize showed that indeed, the best way to a Pfeffernüsse King's heart is through his stomach! Delicious Syrup Manager Cindy was brought forward, and given a cook book of G&S recipes so that the King can fill his err I mean so that we all can enjoy an even greater array of Michelin cuisine than Cindy already provides. Along with a dozen roses, the beautiful Cindy contentedly returned to her seat.
Finally, the lovely pair of Palace Slaves, dara and Nada were brought forward. Unfortunately their gift was not up to the quality of mud wrestling clothes, or cowbells, but they both are lovely in body and soul, so they reacted nobly when Sinter announced that their gift was
((and a magical transformation occurred before everyone's eyes!)
the King himself, who emerged from the person of Sinterklaas and revealed himself as the giver of good things!
After Minister Afraa gifted the King a Flying Leaf so he could survey his Kingdom and his people from above, the whole group posed for a portrait on the steps of the Palace. All his friends, (and even his business associate,) were filled with gratitude at the Monarch's goodness and thoughtfulness, and all prayed that the upcoming year will bring even more peace and joy to the Kingdom!
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TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!!
KING SETS STATE VISIT AND COMPETITIONS
ON THE OCCASION OF THE COMING OF SULTAN SULEYMAN
SATURDAY, 5 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
I EROTIC COMPETITION (OPEN TO ALL WOMEN)
This event is open to as many women, free or slave, as wish to enter. The Sultan and the King themselves pledge to enter two women each so at least four contestants take part. There will be two parts to the competition.
1. SKILL OF THE BELLY DANCE Belly Dance Temple
The women perform a belly dance of their choice. The Judges (all the people present-royals, free, slaves) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
2. SILKS Belly Dance Temple
The women dress in their sexiest silks or other outfit. (They should wear some clothing, not be entirely nude.) They have one minute to walk around the stage, and they may emote or in any way they can, short of physically touching, seduce the two rulers. Translators may be used. The judges (all present) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
3. THE PRIZE
The scores are then combined, and the winning girl is awarded a fabulous scent created by Ambassador Sabina of Topkapi.
II SWIMMING PARTY (OPEN TO ALL)
THE COURSE:
The King sets out a race course at the Kalahari shoreline. The course involves several underwater "gates" that must be passed through, and a clear path outlined. We will have a party there, and those who wish to race may enjoy the course.
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
VISIT OF SULTAN OF TOPKAPI
Ambassador Sabina returned from important consultations with Sultan Suleyman, and journeyed to Kalahari to make final preparations for the Sultan's visit. Her beauty and grace insured that the visit will be a success.
KINGDOM OF TURKEY SENDS EXPLORER TO KALAHARI
An adventurous and rugged man named wolf landed on Kalahari's shore after a long sea journey. He showed a great interest in the Kingdom, and was given a full tour by Minister Afraa., after which he sought rest at the Delicious Syrup Inn.
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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SINTERKLAAS (SANTA CLAUS) VISITS THE PALACE AND GIVES GIFTS!
NAUGHTY (Afraa) AND NICE (everyone else ahahaha) RECEIVE GIFTS!
KALAHARI MAGIC CONTINUES: FIRST MINISTER MAGDY, NOW THE KING!
Unsuspecting residents were summoned to the Palace today, a great honor in itself.
But imagine their surprise, when the "Court" was convened, and the figure summoning them was..... SINTERKLAAS (SANTA CLAUS!)
The dazzled residents, Cindy, Diana Geesink, dara, Nada, Gabi, and Afraa stood stunned in the Throne Room when they beheld this magical sight. Minister Afraa stumbled forward when summoned by this jolly figure, was given a brief summary of her year (stubborn???) and was bestowed with the perfect gift: mud wrestling clothes, that Sinter guaranteed will enable her to defeat Cindy in their next match!
The old gentleman next called Gabi forward, and discerned that she was perfect, and had lived a wonderful life of service during the year, gave her a cow bell, which she could use on her beloved Farm animals, or even wear herself, so that all the rest of us could see what the model person looks like!
Then jolly old Sinter brought Diana Geesink forward and his clever remarks made even that naughty girl blush! And, since we have very proper readers we can not say what the lecherous Sinterklaas gave Diana as a present, but it rhymes with bribe ahahaha. Well, she also received a batch of pepernoten (too bad they weren't Pfeffernüsse ), and those sweet cookies brought a smile to her blushing face.
Sinter's next prize showed that indeed, the best way to a Pfeffernüsse King's heart is through his stomach! Delicious Syrup Manager Cindy was brought forward, and given a cook book of G&S recipes so that the King can fill his err I mean so that we all can enjoy an even greater array of Michelin cuisine than Cindy already provides. Along with a dozen roses, the beautiful Cindy contentedly returned to her seat.
Finally, the lovely pair of Palace Slaves, dara and Nada were brought forward. Unfortunately their gift was not up to the quality of mud wrestling clothes, or cowbells, but they both are lovely in body and soul, so they reacted nobly when Sinter announced that their gift was
((and a magical transformation occurred before everyone's eyes!)
the King himself, who emerged from the person of Sinterklaas and revealed himself as the giver of good things!
After Minister Afraa gifted the King a Flying Leaf so he could survey his Kingdom and his people from above, the whole group posed for a portrait on the steps of the Palace. All his friends, (and even his business associate,) were filled with gratitude at the Monarch's goodness and thoughtfulness, and all prayed that the upcoming year will bring even more peace and joy to the Kingdom!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!!
KING SETS STATE VISIT AND COMPETITIONS
ON THE OCCASION OF THE COMING OF SULTAN SULEYMAN
SATURDAY, 5 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
I EROTIC COMPETITION (OPEN TO ALL WOMEN)
This event is open to as many women, free or slave, as wish to enter. The Sultan and the King themselves pledge to enter two women each so at least four contestants take part. There will be two parts to the competition.
1. SKILL OF THE BELLY DANCE Belly Dance Temple
The women perform a belly dance of their choice. The Judges (all the people present-royals, free, slaves) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
2. SILKS Belly Dance Temple
The women dress in their sexiest silks or other outfit. (They should wear some clothing, not be entirely nude.) They have one minute to walk around the stage, and they may emote or in any way they can, short of physically touching, seduce the two rulers. Translators may be used. The judges (all present) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
3. THE PRIZE
The scores are then combined, and the winning girl is awarded a fabulous scent created by Ambassador Sabina of Topkapi.
II SWIMMING PARTY (OPEN TO ALL)
THE COURSE:
The King sets out a race course at the Kalahari shoreline. The course involves several underwater "gates" that must be passed through, and a clear path outlined. We will have a party there, and those who wish to race may enjoy the course.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
VISIT OF SULTAN OF TOPKAPI
Ambassador Sabina returned from important consultations with Sultan Suleyman, and journeyed to Kalahari to make final preparations for the Sultan's visit. Her beauty and grace insured that the visit will be a success.
KINGDOM OF TURKEY SENDS EXPLORER TO KALAHARI
An adventurous and rugged man named wolf landed on Kalahari's shore after a long sea journey. He showed a great interest in the Kingdom, and was given a full tour by Minister Afraa., after which he sought rest at the Delicious Syrup Inn.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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