DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 3 December 2015
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KALAHARI KINGDOM EXTENDS A WELCOME TO TERRIFIED REFUGEES!
KING HASSAN USES UNDEVELOPED LANDS FOR COLONY FROM KUWAR!
WISELY, THE KING FORBIDS ANY MILITARY BUILDUP IN THE NEW LAND!
In what has become a familiar story among the family of nations, our beloved King Hassan has used the resources of the nation to bring peace where there was war and suffering.
And it must surprise no one that the refugees come from the troubled military dictatorship of Kuwar. These brave travelers, led by Princess Samirah al Rachid, daughter of the late, lamented Queen Shadan, came to our shore with fear in their eyes, but the King quickly put them at ease. In fact, he reclaimed some desert land so that Kuwari refugees could have their own colony, free from the reign of militaristic terror that rules their homeland.
In Kuwar, it is normal to see soldiers leading naked, cuffed, and leashed citizens through the streets, to prison, or worse.
The King also thoughtfully developed even more desert land so that the refugees may have productive neighbors, and also that some worthy and wealthy Princes might develop the land in partnership with, and under the peaceful conditions of, the King.
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SLAVE REVOLT IN KINGDOM!
REPEAT OFFENDERS FLUFFYKINS AND MARCUS AXLERIUS GUILTY!
MINISTER AFRAA ASSISTED BY MARQUIS QUELLS THE REVOLT!
HARSH PUNISHMENTS EXPECTED, MINISTER LAUGHS AT TALK OF REVENGE
Soon after the wondrous celebration at the Tavern had ended, the Kingdom faced a dangerous revolt of two slaves previously guilty of exactly the same treasonous behavior.
When Minister Afraa heard the wild and unfair calls of strike from these two criminals, she rushed to the Mine, and for the first time in her life, used the whip, in order to bring the revolt under control. She was aided in her strong response by the well known and courageous Marquis.
Finally, the two revolting slaves were caged, where they await the King's decree on their punishment.
Let this be a lesson to all the slaves in the Kingdom. Obedience and hard work leads to nourishing food, challenging work, comfortable shelter, and excellent medical care. Rebellious behavior leads to pain and suffering, and perhaps worse!
In a side note, the slave Marcus uttered threats of revenge against the Minister, who laughed off such silly bravado.
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KING SETS STATE VISIT AND COMPETITIONS
ON THE OCCASION OF THE COMING OF SULTAN SULEYMAN
SATURDAY, 5 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
I EROTIC COMPETITION (OPEN TO ALL WOMEN)
This event is open to as many women, free or slave, as wish to enter. The Sultan and the King themselves pledge to enter two women each so at least four contestants take part. There will be two parts to the competition.
1. SKILL OF THE BELLY DANCE Belly Dance Temple
The women perform a belly dance of their choice. The Judges (all the people present-royals, free, slaves) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
2. SILKS Belly Dance Temple
The women dress in their sexiest silks or other outfit. (They should wear some clothing, not be entirely nude.) They have one minute to walk around the stage, and they may emote or in any way they can, short of physically touching, seduce the two rulers. Translators may be used. The judges (all present) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
3. THE PRIZE
The scores are then combined, and the winning girl is awarded a fabulous scent created by Ambassador Sabina of Topkapi.
II SWIMMING PARTY (OPEN TO ALL)
THE COURSE:
The King sets out a race course at the Kalahari shoreline. The course involves several underwater "gates" that must be passed through, and a clear path outlined. We will have a party there, and those who wish to race may enjoy the course.
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KALAHARI G&S STAND FLOURISHING!
WIDE ARRAY OF PRODUCTS AVAILABLE
Manager Cindy has decided to share the bounty of Kalahari with the world by selling some of our quality goods. The Farm and Mine, flourishing under the stewardship of slaves Abu and Gabi, are producing goods unmatched in quality anywhere.. So, if you need tharlarion oil, milk, black wine, vela, jam, honey candies, caramel ka-la-na, or wool, come to Kalahari!
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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KALAHARI KINGDOM EXTENDS A WELCOME TO TERRIFIED REFUGEES!
KING HASSAN USES UNDEVELOPED LANDS FOR COLONY FROM KUWAR!
WISELY, THE KING FORBIDS ANY MILITARY BUILDUP IN THE NEW LAND!
In what has become a familiar story among the family of nations, our beloved King Hassan has used the resources of the nation to bring peace where there was war and suffering.
And it must surprise no one that the refugees come from the troubled military dictatorship of Kuwar. These brave travelers, led by Princess Samirah al Rachid, daughter of the late, lamented Queen Shadan, came to our shore with fear in their eyes, but the King quickly put them at ease. In fact, he reclaimed some desert land so that Kuwari refugees could have their own colony, free from the reign of militaristic terror that rules their homeland.
In Kuwar, it is normal to see soldiers leading naked, cuffed, and leashed citizens through the streets, to prison, or worse.
The King also thoughtfully developed even more desert land so that the refugees may have productive neighbors, and also that some worthy and wealthy Princes might develop the land in partnership with, and under the peaceful conditions of, the King.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAVE REVOLT IN KINGDOM!
REPEAT OFFENDERS FLUFFYKINS AND MARCUS AXLERIUS GUILTY!
MINISTER AFRAA ASSISTED BY MARQUIS QUELLS THE REVOLT!
HARSH PUNISHMENTS EXPECTED, MINISTER LAUGHS AT TALK OF REVENGE
Soon after the wondrous celebration at the Tavern had ended, the Kingdom faced a dangerous revolt of two slaves previously guilty of exactly the same treasonous behavior.
When Minister Afraa heard the wild and unfair calls of strike from these two criminals, she rushed to the Mine, and for the first time in her life, used the whip, in order to bring the revolt under control. She was aided in her strong response by the well known and courageous Marquis.
Finally, the two revolting slaves were caged, where they await the King's decree on their punishment.
Let this be a lesson to all the slaves in the Kingdom. Obedience and hard work leads to nourishing food, challenging work, comfortable shelter, and excellent medical care. Rebellious behavior leads to pain and suffering, and perhaps worse!
In a side note, the slave Marcus uttered threats of revenge against the Minister, who laughed off such silly bravado.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KING SETS STATE VISIT AND COMPETITIONS
ON THE OCCASION OF THE COMING OF SULTAN SULEYMAN
SATURDAY, 5 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
I EROTIC COMPETITION (OPEN TO ALL WOMEN)
This event is open to as many women, free or slave, as wish to enter. The Sultan and the King themselves pledge to enter two women each so at least four contestants take part. There will be two parts to the competition.
1. SKILL OF THE BELLY DANCE Belly Dance Temple
The women perform a belly dance of their choice. The Judges (all the people present-royals, free, slaves) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
2. SILKS Belly Dance Temple
The women dress in their sexiest silks or other outfit. (They should wear some clothing, not be entirely nude.) They have one minute to walk around the stage, and they may emote or in any way they can, short of physically touching, seduce the two rulers. Translators may be used. The judges (all present) give each girl a point score from 1 to 10.
3. THE PRIZE
The scores are then combined, and the winning girl is awarded a fabulous scent created by Ambassador Sabina of Topkapi.
II SWIMMING PARTY (OPEN TO ALL)
THE COURSE:
The King sets out a race course at the Kalahari shoreline. The course involves several underwater "gates" that must be passed through, and a clear path outlined. We will have a party there, and those who wish to race may enjoy the course.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KALAHARI G&S STAND FLOURISHING!
WIDE ARRAY OF PRODUCTS AVAILABLE
Manager Cindy has decided to share the bounty of Kalahari with the world by selling some of our quality goods. The Farm and Mine, flourishing under the stewardship of slaves Abu and Gabi, are producing goods unmatched in quality anywhere.. So, if you need tharlarion oil, milk, black wine, vela, jam, honey candies, caramel ka-la-na, or wool, come to Kalahari!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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