DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 15 December 2015
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WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
PRINCE ANIMTER AND CINDY ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT
WEDDING SET FOR THURSDAY, 17 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
The bride will wear red, (so all other women should wear any other color.) and the ceremony will take place in New Kalahari, near the home of Prince animter and Cindy, with the reception held at the Tavern after the ceremony.
Women will gather with Cindy at the Bath House at 11:20 AM SLT for the Bath/Henna Ceremony
while, at the same time, the men will gather with Prince animter in the Tavern/Dance Temple area.
At noon, Prince animter will meet his lovely bride at the Bath House and escort her to the wedding ceremony.
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
King Hassan was able to take some time out from his busy schedule of saving Planet Earth, by group bathing, to greet, with all ceremony, a new visitor to Kalahari: slave Nava. Here you can see the Monarch teaching the slave girl some dance moves. I believe this one is called the "Global Warmer."
Another visitor graced the Kingdom with her presence: the noted Hindu mystic shruthicalling, who came to discuss the possibility of setting up a Hindu Center and Temple for the enlightenment of all. The King greeted her graciously and held serious discussions with her, aided by Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid, who has never helped the King with group bathing. ahahaha
Speaking of Afraa, her long work day recently ended with a soothing massage in the Bath House from the renowned eunuch and masseuse Worm. slave Nada greeted him but then retreated to the Palace, probably to do some environmental good deed. But before that, all saluted the day with a fine glass of strawberry wine from the Kalahari Farm, so well managed by slaves Gabi and Abu, under the supervision of Minister Magdy.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
PRINCE ANIMTER AND CINDY ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT
WEDDING SET FOR THURSDAY, 17 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
The bride will wear red, (so all other women should wear any other color.) and the ceremony will take place in New Kalahari, near the home of Prince animter and Cindy, with the reception held at the Tavern after the ceremony.
Women will gather with Cindy at the Bath House at 11:20 AM SLT for the Bath/Henna Ceremony
At noon, Prince animter will meet his lovely bride at the Bath House and escort her to the wedding ceremony.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
King Hassan was able to take some time out from his busy schedule of saving Planet Earth, by group bathing, to greet, with all ceremony, a new visitor to Kalahari: slave Nava. Here you can see the Monarch teaching the slave girl some dance moves. I believe this one is called the "Global Warmer."
Another visitor graced the Kingdom with her presence: the noted Hindu mystic shruthicalling, who came to discuss the possibility of setting up a Hindu Center and Temple for the enlightenment of all. The King greeted her graciously and held serious discussions with her, aided by Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid, who has never helped the King with group bathing. ahahaha
Speaking of Afraa, her long work day recently ended with a soothing massage in the Bath House from the renowned eunuch and masseuse Worm. slave Nada greeted him but then retreated to the Palace, probably to do some environmental good deed. But before that, all saluted the day with a fine glass of strawberry wine from the Kalahari Farm, so well managed by slaves Gabi and Abu, under the supervision of Minister Magdy.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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