DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 13 December 2015
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KING WORRIES ABOUT THE EARTH FOR HIS KINGDOM AND ITS RESIDENTS
KING DOES HIS PART BY TAKING A BATH WITH SLAVE DARA
DARA DOES HER PART FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AS WELL
King Hassan Ibn Trrrol shows concern for the welfare of his subjects, and sometimes he seems amazingly able to read the future. For instance, he believes that we must take care of our natural resources, like water, which our gypsy fortuneteller Livia Garnet tells us will be a major concern some centuries into the future.
The King, in his usual selfless manner, volunteered to share his bath with slave dara, in order to conserve water. What a great conserver!
And dara appreciated the King's generous efforts to save all resources for the future.
Realizing that Kalahari is in a very hot part of Africa, dara herself peered into the future, and realized that if it would get any hotter, people could not stand it! She calls this problem "Global Warming," and she realizes that one of the largest contributors to the high temperatures in Kalahari is the blast of hot air that comes from the King's mouth when he starts talking too much. So Dara came up with an ingenious solution. When she kisses the King, the usual blast of hot air is controlled. So, on behalf of all the residents of the Kingdom, we thank dara for her own contribution: lip locking to reduce "Global Warming!"
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WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
PRINCE ANIMTER AND CINDY ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT
WEDDING SET FOR THURSDAY, 17 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
The bride will wear red, (so all other women should wear any other color.) and the ceremony will take place in New Kalahari, near the home of Prince animter and Cindy, with the reception held at the Tavern after the ceremony.
Women will gather with Cindy at the Bath House at 11:20 AM SLT for the Bath/Henna Ceremony.
while, at the same time, the men will gather with Prince animter in the Tavern/Dance Temple area.
At noon, Prince animter will meet his lovely bride at the Bath House and escort her to the wedding ceremony.
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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KING WORRIES ABOUT THE EARTH FOR HIS KINGDOM AND ITS RESIDENTS
KING DOES HIS PART BY TAKING A BATH WITH SLAVE DARA
DARA DOES HER PART FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AS WELL
King Hassan Ibn Trrrol shows concern for the welfare of his subjects, and sometimes he seems amazingly able to read the future. For instance, he believes that we must take care of our natural resources, like water, which our gypsy fortuneteller Livia Garnet tells us will be a major concern some centuries into the future.
The King, in his usual selfless manner, volunteered to share his bath with slave dara, in order to conserve water. What a great conserver!
And dara appreciated the King's generous efforts to save all resources for the future.
Realizing that Kalahari is in a very hot part of Africa, dara herself peered into the future, and realized that if it would get any hotter, people could not stand it! She calls this problem "Global Warming," and she realizes that one of the largest contributors to the high temperatures in Kalahari is the blast of hot air that comes from the King's mouth when he starts talking too much. So Dara came up with an ingenious solution. When she kisses the King, the usual blast of hot air is controlled. So, on behalf of all the residents of the Kingdom, we thank dara for her own contribution: lip locking to reduce "Global Warming!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
PRINCE ANIMTER AND CINDY ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT
WEDDING SET FOR THURSDAY, 17 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
The bride will wear red, (so all other women should wear any other color.) and the ceremony will take place in New Kalahari, near the home of Prince animter and Cindy, with the reception held at the Tavern after the ceremony.
Women will gather with Cindy at the Bath House at 11:20 AM SLT for the Bath/Henna Ceremony.
while, at the same time, the men will gather with Prince animter in the Tavern/Dance Temple area.
At noon, Prince animter will meet his lovely bride at the Bath House and escort her to the wedding ceremony.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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