Kalahari Herald Chronicles: December 2015

21 December 2015

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 21 December 2015 2#64

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 21 December 2015

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UPCOMING EVENTS

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KALAHARI CHRISTMAS PARTY - TAVERN NIGHT 10!!!
WEDNESDAY, 23 DECEMBER 2015, NOON (12:00 pm) SLT
DRESS IN AN ELEGANT CHRISTMAS OUTFIT!
SIT ON SINTERKLAAS' LAP AND TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!

Tell Santa Huggy Bear what you want, surely he will give it to you, especially if you sit on his lapI

Most people will wear something like a Christmas outfit, and the event will be dressy. But the important thing is that we come together, have fun, congratulate each other for another year successfully (we hope) completed, and share the joy of an infant born in a stable manger, who changed the world with love and sacrifice. Let us celebrate our love, and for this moment at least, banish the world's cares and pain.

So join us at the Tavern, enjoy the Christmas decorations, Cindy's marvelous food and drink, and let us come together as one.

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THE BRANDING OF NADA SYUHADA!
WEDNESDAY, 30 DECEMBER 2015, NOON (12:00 PM SLT)
AT THE MINE AND THE TAVERN
KING WELCOMES TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL SLAVE TO A MOST EXCLUSIVE CLUB!
SHE WILL WEAR THE FABLED TRRROL "T"

King Trrol Ibn Hassan made the dramatic announcement at the Tavern, as numerous admirers of Nada were enjoying the variety of treats that Cindy prepared from her new cook book: HONEYMOON RECIPES FROM CINDY! All eagerly look forward to this lifetime commitment that the "wearing of the King's T" signifies.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

20 December 2015

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 19 December 2015 2#63

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 19 December 2015

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WEDDING OF THE YEAR!!!!
PRINCE ANIMTER AND CINDY MARRY AMIDST MUCH CELEBRATION!
WEDDING SET FOR THURSDAY, 17 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT

The women of Kalahari gathered in the Bath House for the ritual bathing of the beautiful bride, as well as the Henna Ceremony. Palace Slave dara and Minister Afraa did the honors.

They were joined by the distinguished visitor Lady Angelina, and slaves Nada and Sasa who assisted the gorgeous bride as she dressed for the ceremony.

The gracious King Hassan erected a spectacular setting for the wedding of two of his important subjects, and guests and visitors traveled from near and far to see the happy couple marry in elegant surroundings.

The guests crowded into the beautiful pavilion to watch the solemn celebration presided over by the King. Many tears were shed as the King explained the demands of marriage in Islam, and the Prince and Cindy pledged their fidelity to each other.

Then, it was time for Celebration! Cindy had prepared a sumptuous array of treats for her wedding guests, but the most beautiful treat of all was the magnificent wedding cake.

Then the dancing and revelry began, fueled by the lovely playing of slave Nada, later enhanced by the haunting melodies of slave Jo,. and led by the famed Master of Dance with a Bad Back King Hassan.

Of course, the most viewed dance clearly was that of the handsome Prince and the radiant Cindy

But many stunning couples were seen on the dance floor. Sir Bill Le Brave made a handsome pair with the beautiful Lady Angelina Whelan

Mistress Anne Langtry and her lovely sister Bree, attending with slave Moi established a commanding presence

The Sheik himself visited from the fabled Saudi Kingdom, and viewed the joyful gyrations of Sir Wolf, Alexa, and Anne and Bree Langtry.

Groupings were popular, as many people let their joy spill over to wild jubilation. Dance Master Hassan showed off his moves for the edification and training of Anne and Bree Langtry, slaves Nada and Gabi, and should-be slave Randy Quander, the notorious diplomat of Meyonia, who came over from "the Dark Side" to see the Light and Joy of Cindy and the Prince.

Some visitors took a break from the exhausting regimen of the dance, like the stunning Cristy Morane

and the Royal Guard in training Patrik Floyd, who later danced with slave Gabi, but sadly missed the presence of the gorgeous Bell. (ahahaha)

And many others enjoyed the celebration immensely!

But perhaps the most energetic dancer was Minister Afraa al Abid, who stuffed her face with so many of Cindy's sweets, that she had to "dance off" thousands of calories.

So, among those Afraa danced with were the gallant Sir Bill Le Brave

the powerful visitor from the fabled region of Turkey Sir Wolf

the transcendent musician/dancer Jo who has completely healed from the Eunuch Ceremony and was able to display some wonderful moves on the dance floor, encouraged by the notorious Quander, the lovely dancing slave Sasa, and the attractive Langtry sisters Anne and Bree.

Afraa showed her open-mindedness when she even allowed the notorious Quander to dance with her

as well as Afraa's business associate, the well known dancing monarch, King Hassan Ibn Trrrol.

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UPCOMING EVENTS

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KALAHARI CHRISTMAS PARTY - TAVERN NIGHT 10!!!
WEDNESDAY, 23 DECEMBER 2015, NOON (12:00 pm) SLT
DRESS IN AN ELEGANT CHRISTMAS OUTFIT!
SIT ON SINTERKLAAS' LAP AND TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!

Tell Santa Huggy Bear what you want, surely he will give it to you, especially if you sit on his lap!

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THE BRANDING OF NADA SYUHADA!
WEDNESDAY, 30 DECEMBER 2015, NOON (12:00 PM SLT)
AT THE MINE AND THE TAVERN
KING WELCOMES TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL SLAVE TO A MOST EXCLUSIVE CLUB!
SHE WILL WEAR THE FABLED TRRROL "T"

King Trrol Ibn Hassan made the dramatic announcement at the Tavern today, as numerous admirers of Nada were enjoying the variety of treats that Cindy prepared from her new cook book: HONEYMOON RECIPES FROM CINDY! All eagerly look forward to this lifetime commitment that the "wearing of the King's T" signifies.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

16 December 2015

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 16 December 2015 2#62

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 16 December 2015

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WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
PRINCE ANIMTER AND CINDY ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT
WEDDING SET FOR THURSDAY, 17 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT

Excitement grows as the time for the big wedding nears! People all over the Kingdom are wondering what the bride will wear, and how her handsome fiance will appear.

As the King welcomed the well-known Meyonian diplomat Randy Quander, they discussed the Cindy-animter wedding with the groom himself, as well as Afraa and slave sasa.

Slaves Abu and Nada also asked for details from Afraa

And of course the gracious King Hassan erected a spectacular setting for the wedding of two of his important subjects.

The bride will wear red, (so all other women should wear any other color.) and the ceremony will take place in New Kalahari, near the home of Prince animter and Cindy, with the reception held at the Tavern after the ceremony.

Women will gather with Cindy at the Bath House at 11:20 AM SLT for the Bath/Henna Ceremony.

while, at the same time, the men will gather with Prince animter in the Tavern/Dance Temple area.

15 December 2015

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 15 December 2015 2#61

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    15 December 2015

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                           WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
             PRINCE ANIMTER AND CINDY ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT
       WEDDING SET FOR THURSDAY, 17 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT
The bride will wear red, (so all other women should wear any other color.) and the ceremony will take place in New Kalahari, near the home of Prince animter and Cindy, with the reception held at the Tavern after the ceremony.

Women will gather with Cindy at the Bath House at 11:20 AM SLT for the Bath/Henna Ceremony

while, at the same time, the men will gather with Prince animter in the Tavern/Dance Temple area.

At noon, Prince animter will meet his lovely bride at the Bath House and escort her to the wedding ceremony.

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MEDIEVAL MURMURS

King Hassan was able to take some time out from his busy schedule of saving Planet Earth, by group bathing, to greet, with all ceremony, a new visitor to Kalahari: slave Nava. Here you can see the Monarch teaching the slave girl some dance moves. I believe this one is called the "Global Warmer."

Another visitor graced the Kingdom with her presence: the noted Hindu mystic shruthicalling, who came to discuss the possibility of setting up a Hindu Center and Temple for the enlightenment of all. The King greeted her graciously and held serious discussions with her, aided by Minister for External Relations Afraa al Abid, who has never helped the King with group bathing. ahahaha

Speaking of Afraa, her long work day recently ended with a soothing massage in the Bath House from the renowned eunuch and masseuse Worm. slave Nada greeted him but then retreated to the Palace, probably to do some environmental good deed. But before that, all saluted the day with a fine glass of strawberry wine from the Kalahari Farm, so well managed by slaves Gabi and Abu, under the supervision of Minister Magdy.

Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

13 December 2015

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 13 December 2015 2#60

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 13 December 2015

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KING WORRIES ABOUT THE EARTH FOR HIS KINGDOM AND ITS RESIDENTS
KING DOES HIS PART BY TAKING A BATH WITH SLAVE DARA
DARA DOES HER PART FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AS WELL

King Hassan Ibn Trrrol shows concern for the welfare of his subjects, and sometimes he seems amazingly able to read the future. For instance, he believes that we must take care of our natural resources, like water, which our gypsy fortuneteller Livia Garnet tells us will be a major concern some centuries into the future.

The King, in his usual selfless manner, volunteered to share his bath with slave dara, in order to conserve water. What a great conserver!

And dara appreciated the King's generous efforts to save all resources for the future.

Realizing that Kalahari is in a very hot part of Africa, dara herself peered into the future, and realized that if it would get any hotter, people could not stand it! She calls this problem "Global Warming," and she realizes that one of the largest contributors to the high temperatures in Kalahari is the blast of hot air that comes from the King's mouth when he starts talking too much. So Dara came up with an ingenious solution. When she kisses the King, the usual blast of hot air is controlled. So, on behalf of all the residents of the Kingdom, we thank dara for her own contribution: lip locking to reduce "Global Warming!"

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WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
PRINCE ANIMTER AND CINDY ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT
WEDDING SET FOR THURSDAY, 17 DECEMBER 2015, NOON SLT

The bride will wear red, (so all other women should wear any other color.) and the ceremony will take place in New Kalahari, near the home of Prince animter and Cindy, with the reception held at the Tavern after the ceremony.

Women will gather with Cindy at the Bath House at 11:20 AM SLT for the Bath/Henna Ceremony.

while, at the same time, the men will gather with Prince animter in the Tavern/Dance Temple area.