10 February 2019

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 10 February 2019 3#108

                 DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 10 February 2019
                             (http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
                                  
                                           and the Flickr accounts of

Afraa al Abid                         https://www.flickr.com/photos/165591728@N03
   (look here for a special album on the Kalahari Belly Dance Contest)

Nilasso                                 https://www.flickr.com/photos/157272874@N03
Tasha Weston                       https://www.flickr.com/photos/145085904@N03

EDITOR: Afraa al Abid
PHOTOJOURNALISTS FOR THIS ISSUE:
King Hassan ibn Trrrol

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KALAHARI BELLY DANCE CONTEST

YASEMIN VON ENGELHARDT TRIUMPHS! 

SKY TAKES SECOND, SHAMSIA ABBAS THIRD!


KING AND SULEYMAN, ROBIJN, PEACE FURST, CHOOSE THE VICTOR

ENORMOUS CROWD ENJOYS THE SPECTACLE



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ATTENDEES

King Hassan ibn Trrrol, Queen Nathalie, Sultan Suleyman, Sheikh Robijn, Sir Peace Furst, Sir Franco Carfield, Minister Afraa al Abid, Minister Nilasso, Tina Wo, Ehline, Jemima Larkspur, Yasemin von Engelhardt, sky, Shamsia Abbas, Brayden Madison, Tina Wo, Solondra, Diabolique, Myrella Cioc, Chaos, Wolf, Jon1Stryker, Lana, Sarah, Mew, Shalimali, Jolene, Nafannya, 
Mairwin Ap Eluned, Juri Juran, Alya Geist, Gannon La Tour.

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Dance Contest crowd gathers

As is his custom, King Hassan ibn Trrrol enjoys sponsoring events where half naked women gyrate around for the pleasure of himself and his male friends err I mean enjoys events where he can keep alive the rich cultural tradition of the belly dance as a vital social force.

And so it was when some of the best dancers in the known world (and Afraa was also there) came to Kalahari to compete in the Royal Belly Dance Contest.


Minister of Arts Nilasso joins the dancers and accompanist Jemima Larkspur
A large crowd cheered the dancers on, in groups


King Hassan, Sir Franco, Sultan Suleyman, and staff

or in pairs.


Queen Nathalie and nafannya

And all went fabulously due to the careful organizational work previously done by Minister of Arts Nilasso, who also sang the National Anthem of Kalahari before the contest.



Minister Nilasso

Brayden Madison competed very well,


Brayden Madison

Queen Nathalie represented the Royal Family with grace,


Queen Nathalie

Tina Wo performed admirably even though she was not allowed to use the whip which is a customary article in her "dancing,"


Tina Wo

Randy Quander exhibited the footwork which has kept her ahead of the police in several countries where she is "wanted for questioning,"


Randy Quander, accompanied on drums by the brilliant Jemima Larkspur

and Afraa al Abid stumbled through her routine without the accompaniment of too many boos.


Afraa al Abid

But as accomplished as these performances were, they were surpassed by three superlative efforts, as the King made clear to the assembled throng. Accompanied by his judges, (Sultan Suleyman, Sheikh Robijn, Sir Peace Furst,) he made clear to all how difficult it was to choose the three prize winners.


Sheikh Robijn, Sir Peace Furst, Sultan Suleyman, and King Hassan ibn Trrrol

Sir Peace Furst, in particular reflected deeply on his ballot.


Sir Peace Furst studies his ballot

Then the King announced the winners as follows: Third Prize went to the pure and traditional dance of Shamsia Abbas.


Third Prize Winner Shamsia Abbas

Second Prize was awarded to the sensuous display of striptease portrayed by sky


Second Prize Winner sky

and the First Prize was awarded to Ambassador Yasemin von Engelhardt of Topkapi for her stunning dance (and silks, and body -- oh sorry I am just quoting the King's notes ahaha.)


First Prize Winner Yasemin von Engelhardt

The happy winners were joined by Tina Wo, still without her whip.  for a group portrait


Tina Wo, sky, Shamsia Abbas, Yasemin von Engelhardt

The King then announced that Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi had a wonderful surprise for the assembled audience:


King Hassan announces Sultan Suleyman;s Surprise

a performance by the Sultan on drums, and the Angelic Harpists Chaos and Myrella Cioc, joined by their Ambassador of Dance Yasemin von Engelhardt.




Sultan Suleyman, Yasemin von Engelhardt, Chaos, and Myrella Cioc

Once again, King Hassan has placed Kalahari in the forefront of the world-wide movement to have half-naked women dance for him!


First Prize Winner Yasemin von Engelhardt

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All glory to Kalahari
and peace and beauty as well!


Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

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25 January 2019

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 25 January 2019 3#107

         DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 25 January 2019
                             (http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
                                  
                                           and the Flickr accounts of

Afraa al Abid                         https://www.flickr.com/photos/165591728@N03
Nilasso                                 https://www.flickr.com/photos/157272874@N03
Tasha Weston                        https://www.flickr.com/photos/145085904@N03

EDITOR: Afraa al Abid
PHOTOJOURNALIST FOR THIS ISSUE:
Roxelana Chronander

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FRANCO CARFIELD AND LADY MALIKA PURCHASE THE NOTORIOUS SLAVE ROXE!


and


MINISTER MAGDY IS ENGAGED

TO FOREIGN MINISTRY ASSISTANT SKY


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SLAVE AUCTION: ROXE THE "SWEET"

Thorgrim whipping "Lady Roxelana Chronander"

Many in Kalahari are familiar with the stormy relationship between the Trademaster, and International Criminal, Thorgrim, and his complaint-filled slave Roxe. But an enormous change has occurred in that relationship: Thorgrim (probably in need of money for some illegitimate scheme in Syria) has now sold Roxe to the beloved Kalahari couple: Sheik Franco Carfield and Lady Malika Carfield.


The shifty Thorgrim trying to sell slave Roxe to Lady Malika

After a period of taunting, where Thorgrim tried to jail Roxe for no reason, threatened to sell her to pirates for shark bait, and tried to intimidate the distinguished buyers whose compassionate desire was to give Roxe a good slavery where she could develop her 'slave-ness," Thorgrim finally gave up when his greed outweighed his desire to torture slave Roxe.

The auction was a lively affair, attended by possible bidders including Queen Nathalie, Ministers Magdy and Nilasso, Doctor Albert, Tina Wo, MarlaDesires and sky, with some who had a more "personal" interest in the slave trade: Dalia, and Willow. After vigorous posturing, many sharp remarks, and legal and magical interventions, Thorgrim finally sold Roxe to Lady Malika, who is sure her husband will have good use or the "virginal" slave.


Clever Malika makes the winning bid for the one-time "Lady Roxelana Chronander."


STUNNING ENGAGEMENT: MINISTER MAGDY AND SKY

Just as the excitement from the Slave Auction was dying down. Minister Magdy stepped forward, filled with emotion, and beaming with that special glow that envelops those who are truly happy, to make a marvelous announcement. After a long period of romantic pursuits, Magdy had met the woman who had stolen his heart: he and sky are engaged and will soon be married!
Magdy stuns Kalahari with his announced engagement to sky

Enthusiastic applause, and well wishes rained down on the happy couple


Willow and Ehline congratulate  Magdy and sky

and even the King stopped chasing women  errr  I mean left his desk where he was managing many weighty affairs of state to congratulate his best friend and the blushing bride.


King Hassan ibn Trrrol blesses Magdy and sky

Afterwards, the King and Magdy exchanged the typical male-ocratic remarks that have become commonplace in Kalahari, but all were indeed happy with the wonderful announcement and look forward to the upcoming wedding. Details will be released as soon as the wedding date is set.



Kalahari rejoices

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All glory to Kalahari
and peace and beauty as well!


Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

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06 January 2019

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 6 January 2019 3#106

                 DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 6 January 2019
                             (http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
                                  
                                           and the Flickr accounts of

Afraa al Abid                         https://www.flickr.com/photos/165591728@N03
Nilasso                                 https://www.flickr.com/photos/157272874@N03
Tasha Weston                       https://www.flickr.com/photos/145085904@N03

EDITOR: Afraa al Abid
PHOTOJOURNALISTS FOR THIS ISSUE:
King Hassan ibn Trrrol, Tasha Weston, Malika Carfield

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FRANCO CARFIELD TAKES MALIKA 

AS HIS BEAUTIFUL BRIDE!


KING PRESIDES AT MOVING CEREMONY
STUNNING ARRAY OF GUESTS


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ATTENDEES

King Hassan ibn Trrrol, Queen Dara Khsan ibn Trrrol, Queen Nathalie, Sultan Suleyman, Sir Peace Furst, Willow, Afraa al Abid, Stephanie Brown, Sonia Tairov, Tina Wo, Ehline, Annika, Tasha Weston, Zahra bin Trrrol, Sarah Bant Trrrol, Gail Cooperstone, Karima, Jemima Larkspur.

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BEAUTY

Queen Dara Khsan ibn Trrrol
Beauty is a sign that Allah loves us, and wants us to be happy. In Kalahari, beauty abounds, whether it is the face of the Queen, the glory of the City of Kalahari,

Kalahari
the dancers of the Garden of 1001 Pleasures, with special guest dancer,

The King? Seriously?
and recently, in Kalahari, beauty again arrived in the form of the wedding of Franco Carfield, and his beautiful bride Malika.

Heaven's View
As a love story always does, the wedding inspired the best of Kalahari, as their friends, and notable guests of the beloved couple, gathered to celebrate in word, song, dance, and festive fun the union of two wonderful beings.

THE PREPARATION OF THE BRIDE

As is fitting in a traditional wedding, her friends took the lovely Malika to the New Bath House, to bathe her, anoint her, and ready her for her husband.

Bridal Bath
Sisterhood of Support

Bride Prepared for her Husband-to-be and the King
THE CEREMONY

The strain of the upcoming celebration showed on the face of the bride

Malika
but her natural strength returned. and the glitter of the welcome she received warmed her heart.

Wedding Ceremony

King prepares to join the loving couple. two to become one

WEDDING INTRODUCTION

Minister Afraa: “My dear fellow Kalaharians and honored guests, it is so good to see you all be a part of the wonderful event we celebrate today. In the dangerous world we live in, during these perilous times, we look for signs of rebirth, for a springtime that will allow all people to welcome and support each other, to accept and care for each other, to love each other.”

The Wedding Crowd Assembles

CEREMONY

King: "Thank you, Afraa, for your introduction. It is a wonderful thing to connect the strength and courage of Sir Franco Carfield with the beauty and sensitivity of the lovely Lady Malika. I am sure they will be a perfect couple and will offer so much joy to our little Kingdom. And I must admit, that I deeply admire Franco Carfield for his skill in selecting the most beautiful woman (apart for my Queen) in our lands. To show my appreciation, I will allow Sir Franco to bear the title "Sheik" as a token of his good taste and his persistence. From now on he will be Sheik Franco Carfield.

The King presides

Now let’s come to the point. My dear Malika, may I ask you to do your vows?"

VOWS

Malika: "I vow to love and honor you in good times and bad. I give you my heart to protect from hurt, my body to care for you, my soul to watch over us, and my love forever. I pledge myself to you as your loyal and loving wife."

Smiles as she dabs a tear from her eye.

Franco: "My vow to you is to be your husband, your lover and your best friend.  I have always said that I am the luckiest man here and I truly believe that, because I get to marry my best friend who is always surprising and challenging me.  I promise always to be there with you, through good and bad, through the fun and all the shopping.  I love you my beautiful caring wife."

The King pronounced them husband and wife.

Married!

Wild Applause.

The Kalahari Royal Dancers then performed in their usual splendid fashion,

The Beauties of the Dance
the artistry continued with the haunting music of Jemima Larkspur.

Jemima Larkspur

under the watchful eyes of distinguished guests like Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi,

Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi

and the assembled guests, with their eyes, ears, and hearts nourished soon rushed to the beautiful buffet of food to nourish their bellies!

Mmmmmmm!
All is now quiet: the tent has been folded, the food distributed, the musicians have packed up their instruments, the dancers changed from their silks, the guests have found their way home.

But something lingers, a touch of beauty fills the air, the warm memories of two people whose love brought them together reminds us all that peace and beauty are our destiny, if only we have the courage to choose them.

Alleluia!

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All glory to Kalahari
and peace and beauty as well!


Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

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31 October 2018

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 1 November 2018 3#105

                  DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI  1 November 2018
                             (http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
                     and see dara's video!  ((https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
and the Flickr accounts of 
Afraa al Abid https://www.flickr.com/photos/165591728@N03/
Nilasso https://www.flickr.com/photos/157272874@N03
and Tasha Weston https://www.flickr.com/photos/145085904@N03 

EDITOR: Afraa al Abid
PHOTOJOURNALIST FOR THIS ISSUE: King Hassan ibn Trrrol

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HALLOWEEN PARTY A TRIUMPH!

STUNNING ARRAY OF COSTUMES!
ENOUGH FEMALE NUDITY FOR THE KING HIMSELF!
COSTUME CONTEST WINNERS: 4 BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST!


ALLAH'S VIEW OF THE KALAHARI HALLOWEEN PARTY



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ATTENDEES

King Hassan ibn Trrrol, Queen Dara Khsan ibn Trrrol, Queen Nathalie, Samaira Valentina, Roxelana Chronander, Sir Peace Furst, Willow, BUBBLES, Afraa al Abid, Stephanie Brown, Sonia Tairov, Tina Wo, Nilasso, Ahpuk, Arkina Whitefeather, Thorgrim, Scheherezade, Joannachriss, Randy Quander, Lana, Marika, Raefe Jester, Tasha Weston, Fats Georgio, Zahra bin Trrrol, Sir Harry.

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The cream of Kalahari Society, along with visiting zombies, pashas, witches, naked females, erotic dancers, tricksters, gluttons, jugglers, and other reputable characters (oh and Donald Trump was also there) attended this year's 
Kalahari Halloween Soirée.

Let's look over the various swells, creatures, witches, clowns, rogues, traders and other worthies who celebrated Kalahari Halloween 2018.

MALE COSTUME WINNER: THORGRIM
FEMALE COSTUME WINNERS: ARKINA WHITEFEATHER,
SAMAIRA VALENTINA, NILASSO, AND ROXELANA

otherwise known as

THE FOUR BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST!

ahahaha!!!


FOUR BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST

Here are some other views of the cream of Kalahari and honored guests.



QUEEN DARA  SHOWED AGAIN SHE IS TOO GOOD FOR THE KING AHAHAHA

THE KING SEEKS SOLACE WITH SEXY SONIA TAIROV

SIR PEACE FURST GLOWS WITH SOPHISTICATION

THOUGH HE NOTICES HIS SLAVE WILLOW SURROUNDED BY MANY ADMIRERS

IN A PLACE FILLED WITH DEVILS!

MEANWHILE THE KING TRIED HIS LUCK WITH THE ZOMBIE RANDY QUANDER

DONALD TRUMP (THORGRIM) PLACES HIS HAND ON THE BREAST OF HIS BELOVED ROXE

TINA WO MAKES SURE QUEEN NATHALIE DANCES PROPERLY

DONALD TRUMP MOVES ON TO THE ELEGANT ZOMBIE SAMAIRA

TINA TRANSFERS HER ATTENTION TO THE VISITOR JOANNACHRISS

PRISON MANAGER STEPHANIE BROWN IS FREE OF STRESS (AND MOST OF HER CLOTHES!)

SCHEHEREZADE BEWITCHES THE KALAHARI CROWD

KING HASSAN IS COMFORTED BY ZAHRA BIN TRRROL

THE GIFTED ARKINA WHITEFEATHER IS TRULY A WONDER WOMAN

AFRAA AL ABID BEGAN WITH AN APPROPRIATE COSTUME

BUT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THE EROTIC PAIR: BUBBLES AND WILLOW

SHE LOST ALL INHIBITIONS

ALONG WITH MANY OTHERS, TO THE DELIGHT OF THE WATCHFUL KING!

AND GUARD AHPUK WATCHED FROM THE SHADOWS, AND WAS PLEASED

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All glory to Kalahari!

Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

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