DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 9 February 2017 3#24
(http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
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GRAND OPENING OF THE GARDEN OF 1001 PLEASURES
Wednesday, 12 Noon SLT, 8 February 2017
When the day of the Grand Opening of The Garden of 1001 Pleasures arrived, the event exceeded all expectations. Streams of visitors from all around the known world, from desert habitats to the Viking lands of the frigid North (and those Vikings warmed up fast when they saw the Girls of the Garden! ahahaha) were struck with awe at the Pleasure building designed by Palace Slave Nada, the professional outreach managed by Eman, and the overall brilliance of the production by Lady Josie North.
Through the magic of a speed writing scroll writer, we are able to reproduce the words of welcome spoken by Lady Josie, and by King Hassan Ibn Trrol, the Lion of the Desert, the Rogue of Romance, the Baron of the Bedroom, the Master of the Magic Carpet, the Wizard of Windbags (err sorry, Highness, hihi Roberta--ahahaha).
Josie North
Dear Guests:
Your
Highness and my Queen,
it is a
great pleasure for me to welcome you all to the opening of the Garden of 1001
Pleasures: our aim is
to stand out, by being a place to relax and enjoy wonderful dances, good
conversation...and... more intimate situations with the beautiful girls here.
The King of
Kalahari will soon make a speech but I. for my part, want to thank everyone who
has participated in building this wonderful place; especially, I must mention:
The Royal
Family,
Nada, Minister Afraa,
Eman, who has helped hugely with marketing, and
all my lovely girls *gestures behind her* from the bottom of my heart, Welcome!
And now I give the word to His Royal Highness Hassan Ibn Trrrol
Hassan Ibn
Trrrol
Thank you
very much Josie for this introduction.
Dear
residents, slaves, dancers, citizens, and....winks at Vi......Royals.... Dear
guests from foreign kingdoms, from the sea and from any other place in the
world.
As you all
know, Kalahari intends to be a place to give shelter to those who need it....
And for that every Kalaharian works and cares and defends our state. Although
the food is good, the drinks are plenty, the girls are nice and the taxes are
(too) low..... Josie could find another spot where |Kalahari could improve.
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| Lady Josie North |
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| Aisha |
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| Ambassador Akitsuki |
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| barb |
She had the
plan for an All-In Guesthouse, a guesthouse where the traveler or tourist can
experience complete relaxation. All-in....means All-in....only your fantasy is
the border... In this place she collected the best girls, the best food and
beverages, the best massage tools, the best beds...... I can continue for an
hour, the best dances, the best hugs, the best ....... but I know that the
girls will convince you themselves.
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| Exotic Dance in the Wakiyo Tradition |
I
congratulate Josie and her girls with the opening, and give a special word of
thank to the architect of the building, Nada. Give them a
big hand and enjoy the evening!
Josie North
I give you
the Girls of the Garden *gestures to the dancing girls*
and now...
we have the final dance performance to do... and then we can move to the Tavern
for more socializing... Thank you Your Highness and Queen... and i will join my
girls this time as it is the opening... so if you will excuse me i will go and
change into dance silks
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| Lady Josie displays the beauty of the Garden |
Visitors such as Captain Jack Docherty
and the lovely Ladies Roxelana Chronander and Malika, marveled at the magnificent display.
After the ceremony concluded, where else would the assembled masses go to relax and enjoy exquisite food and drink, than the Delicious Syrup Tavern, "Where the Elite Meet to Eat and Greet."
Gracious Manager Roberta Honey is an expert in offering delicious treats to large groups, and she outdid herself with a variety of dishes from around the world, so that all the visitors would feel at home.
But the King, always thinking of what is best for the Kingdom, managed to transact some business with the international slave trader Lady Amy Damster, and as usual successfully ended up with a beautiful slave, Alexis. In a new twist, the slave was put up in a game of chance, while any Kalaharian - Royal, citizen or slave - could toss the dice, with the highest score winning possession of the beautiful if untrained slave. For almost the entire contest, slave Nada was in the lead with a score of 11, but at the end, Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol rolled a 12 and won possession of (yet another) slave.
And so a day of great good fortune ended in a sign of Royal Luck, a fitting end to the brilliance of the event.
TREASURE HUNT!
SATURDAY, 11 FEBRUARY 2017
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THE LOST TREASURE OF
SULEIMAN THE MAGNIFICENT
Buried Treasure Rumored in Kalahari Waters
Suleiman the Magnificent ("Kanuni" - the Lawgiver) is perhaps the greatest Muslim leader of our times, with an Empire stretching across half the known world'
Under his rule, the Ottoman fleet dominates the seas from the Mediterranean to the Red Sea and through the Persian Gulf.
To support his mastery, Suleiman’s ships carried huge treasures from one end of his Empire. For many years, rumors have circulated that a certain Royal Ship from Istanbul had been attacked and taken by a gang of notorious pirates. The only facts known are that the treasure ship never made port, and nothing was ever again heard of the treasure or its location.
New reports are now circulating among those in the know in Kalahari, (Palace Slave Nada perhaps??) who have heard that large quantities of loot and treasured items from the ship have now been discovered, scattered around the sea bed of Kalahari, near the Mermaid Cove.
Among those items, there is a special bear rug that the one and only Princess of Kingdom of Istanbul treasured above all her possessions, as well as enormous quantities of gold coins known as sultani.
The Princess decreed that anyone who can find the bear rug, and the sultanis, and return it to her will be rewarded with 200 gold coins! (Lindens)
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SHEIK IBN BEN YUSUF AND NOURA ANNOUNCE
WEDDING POSTPONED!
TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES--WILL SOON BE RESCHEDULED
"TRADITIONAL MUSLIM WEDDING"
BRIDE WEARS RED, GUESTS SHOULD WEAR OTHER COLORS!
ALL WOMEN INVITED TO THE BATH AND HENNA CEREMONY
IN THE BATH HOUSE AT 11:30 AM SLT
ALL MEN GATHER AT THE TAVERN AT 11:30 AM SLT
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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