DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
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((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
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TITANIC CAPTAINS BATTLE!
JACK DOCHERTY KNOCKS OUT MINGHUS!
EXCITING BATTLE: MORE HOT BLOWS THAN HOT AIR!
JACK DOCHERTY KNOCKS OUT MINGHUS!
EXCITING BATTLE: MORE HOT BLOWS THAN HOT AIR!
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| Captain Jack Docherty |
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Captain Minghus
In a ferocious struggle
before a roaring crowd of Kalaharians filled with bloodlust, in a crowded
Arena that included King Hassan Ibn Trrrol, Captains Minghus and Jack Docherty gave the spectators all they could
have hoped for, (and more than they wanted in some cases ahahah.)
The spectacle matched the
speed and wile of Jack against the strength and power moves of Minghus. Of course, there was the usual exchange of insults before the battle,
The fight went back and forth, as the men moved all over the Arena floor looking for an advantage, now darting toward the opponent, ducking a blow and launching one of their own. Most spectators were fascinated by the struggle, though the King was seen to hide his eyes at some of the more violent exchanges.
Lady Josie North and her girls Aisha and Nilasso were joined in the VIP Gallery by the sharp tongued soul sisters Djamilla and Viki Raynier, and the new Mine Slave Stephanie Brown. None of the women hid their eyes but rather loosed their tongues ahahaha.
Some other attendees included Ehline
and Geronimo, who neglected his duties as a referee to sit near the women in the gallery ahahaha.
The use of the cage as the match neared its conclusion only added to the intensity as both exhausted men exchanged blows, until Jack launched one last punch which landed on Minghus' jaw, and knocked him to the ground long enough for Jack to be declared the winner.
After discussing the location of the Royal Land Grant, King Hassan and Afraa offered congratulations to both fighters for the outstanding show.
The generous King awarded
the stunning winner’s share to Captain Jack Docherty: land comprising 3% of the
land mass of the entire Kingdom, the location to be assigned somewhere in New
Kalahari! And in addition to the fabulous land grant, offered by the King, the
monarch introduced the new Mine Slave Stephanie Brown to Kalahari by having her
award a kiss to the winner.
Minister Afraa had also
offered to do a PRIVATE belly dance for the winner of the fight, and as you
might imagine, she was pleased that the relatively civilized Jack won the
match, not Minghus, who is under criminal investigation in the mysterious
kidnap and enslavement of Lady Roxelana Chronander!
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When he reached the Tavern, Minghus, and all the dignitaries, were delighted to see the lovely dancers of the Garden of 1001 Pleasures, Aisha and Nilasso, in their flowing beautiful silks in the lavish setting of the Dance Temple.
While others enjoyed feasting and chatting at the table, the King continued to serve the Kingdom by making sure a mysteriously reclined Viki Raynier had a soft spot to lay her head.
Exhausted by his service to Kalahari, the King found his way to the Royal Bedchamber, where he undoubtedly went to sleep with no distractions.
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KALAHARI STORY TELLING II
Wednesday, 1 March 2017, 12:30 PM SLT
All Are Invited!
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald















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