27 February 2017

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 27 February 2017 3#34

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
(http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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TITANIC CAPTAINS BATTLE!
JACK DOCHERTY KNOCKS OUT MINGHUS!
EXCITING BATTLE: MORE HOT BLOWS THAN HOT AIR!

Captain Jack Docherty


Captain Minghus 

In a ferocious struggle before a roaring crowd of Kalaharians filled with bloodlust, in a crowded Arena that included King Hassan Ibn Trrrol, Captains Minghus and Jack Docherty gave the spectators all they could have hoped for, (and more than they wanted in some cases ahahah.)


The spectacle matched the speed and wile of Jack against the strength and power moves of Minghus. Of course, there was the usual exchange of insults before the battle,


The fight went back and forth, as the men moved all over the Arena floor looking for an advantage, now darting toward the opponent, ducking a blow and launching one of their own. Most spectators were fascinated by the struggle, though the King was seen to hide his eyes at some of the more violent exchanges.

Lady Josie North and her girls Aisha and Nilasso were joined in the VIP Gallery by the sharp tongued soul sisters Djamilla and Viki Raynier, and the new Mine Slave Stephanie Brown. None of the women hid their eyes but rather loosed their tongues ahahaha.


Some other attendees included Ehline


and Geronimo, who neglected his duties as a referee to sit near the women in the gallery ahahaha.


The use of the cage as the match neared its conclusion only added to the intensity as both exhausted men exchanged blows, until Jack launched one last punch which landed on Minghus' jaw, and knocked him to the ground long enough for Jack to be declared the winner.


After discussing the location of the Royal Land Grant, King Hassan and Afraa offered congratulations to both fighters for the outstanding show.


The generous King awarded the stunning winner’s share to Captain Jack Docherty: land comprising 3% of the land mass of the entire Kingdom, the location to be assigned somewhere in New Kalahari! And in addition to the fabulous land grant, offered by the King, the monarch introduced the new Mine Slave Stephanie Brown to Kalahari by having her award a kiss to the winner.


 Minister Afraa had also offered to do a PRIVATE belly dance for the winner of the fight, and as you might imagine, she was pleased that the relatively civilized Jack won the match, not Minghus, who is under criminal investigation in the mysterious kidnap and enslavement of Lady Roxelana Chronander!

Minister Afraa in Belly Dance Training

Captain Jack was clearly ecstatic at the thought of having Afraa belly dance for him, even more than his new land holdings.


Minghus left beaten but not alone, as he had one faithful fan who undoubtedly wished to comfort him. And all were invited to the Tavern for a party to celebrate the wonderful spectacle.


When he reached the Tavern, Minghus, and all the dignitaries, were delighted to see the lovely dancers of the Garden of 1001 Pleasures, Aisha and Nilasso, in their flowing beautiful silks in the lavish setting of the Dance Temple.


While others enjoyed feasting and chatting at the table, the King continued to serve the Kingdom by making sure a mysteriously reclined Viki Raynier had a soft spot to lay her head.


Exhausted by his service to Kalahari, the King found his way to the Royal Bedchamber, where he undoubtedly went to sleep with no distractions.
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KALAHARI STORY TELLING II
Wednesday, 1 March 2017, 12:30 PM SLT
All Are Invited!

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Afraa al Abid

Kalahari Herald

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