05 April 2016

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 5 April 2016 2#87

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    5 April 2016

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GYPSY SLAVE CHIPPI EXPOSED AS A THIEF!
GODDESS KATE WESTIN INFORMS THE KING OF STOLEN TREASURE!
KING HASSAN SHOWS MERCY, DOES NOT CHOP OFF THIEF'S HAND!
DECEIVER HUNG FROM THE PUNISHMENT TREE!

The Gypsy Chippi brought shame to the Kingdom, and the Palace itself today.

Goddess Kate Westin appeared in the Kingdom, and requested to see the King, and the slave Chippi. Our monarch welcomed the distinguished visitor with his customary gracious hospitality, and while Minister Afraa hosted tea for the King and the Goddess, slave dara went to bring the leashed Chippi to the Ministry building.


Goddess Kate then came out with the shocking news: slave Chippi had stolen some treasure from her Mistress, and fled to the Kingdom with forged documents! Four pairs of accusatory eyes (King's, Goddess', Minister's, dara's) looked at the slave who came up with numerous explanations, and then broke down and admitted the theft, and returned a large gold coin, which was most, but not all, of the treasure stolen.


The King contained his fury at these revelations, and after conferring with Minister Afraa, and restoring the coin, with some additional coinage, to the Goddess, decreed that the Gypsy thief be hung from the punishment tree, and that all citizens (though not slaves) are to spit upon her to humiliate her, and teach her never to steal again.

The Queen arrived, and added her voice of disappointment to the chorus of disapproval. All agreed that Chippi must now be kept under close supervision, a burden which will fall mainly on Palace Slave dara.



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MEDIEVAL MURMURS

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The King and Queen visited the Ministry building to inform Minister Afraa about the possibilities for the jubilant celebration planned to welcome Queen Vi back to the Kingdom, and the general outline was put in place.


SCHEDULE FOR QUEEN VI ALMASA TRRROL CELEBRATION

12:00 Noon SLT, Wednesday, 13 April 2016
Celebration to be held in the Tavern and Dance Temple

THE KINGDOM OF KALAHARI

welcomes

The Return of our beloved Queen Vi Almasa Trrrol

led by her rejoicing Husband: His Highness King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I
Princess Prith, Princess Nathalie
Minister Magdy and Minister Afraa,
Lady Louise, Palace Slaves dara and Chippi
and all the loyal subjects of the Kingdom.

PROGRAMME OF EVENTS

Welcoming Speech
His Highness King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I

Fireworks courtesy of Lady Louise Kingbe

Prophecy by Palace Slave Chippi (attempting to recover from her disgrace)

Belly Dance performance by Members of the Kalahari Dancers:
led by Kahya and Palace Slave dara

Celebratory Feast
Minister Magdy, Manager of the Kalahari Farm and Mine

Celebration of the Dance
All in Attendance are invited to join in joyful dancing. Slave Chippi will DJ and take requests!

REMEMBER

DATE: Wednesday, 13 April 2016

TIME: 12:00 NOON SLT

Many in Kalahari are already engaged in excited conversation about the upcoming party.. Here we see the King, Lady Louise, Minister Afraa, and slaves dara and Abu discussing the events while enjoying the usual tasty treats from the Delicious Syrup Tavern.


The King has also announced that a new slave, named Saran, will be assigned to the Mine to help Slave Abu. The Chronicles reports this happy news, as slave Abu has been such a stalwart in keeping the Mine and Farm going, under the supervision of Minister Magdy.



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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles

dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor

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