DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 8 April 2016
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TAVERN MANAGER CINDY RETURNS TO THE GREAT JOY OF ALL IN KALAHARI!
BABY HASSAM HAS GROWN IN SIZE AND BEAUTY!
KING DELIGHTED, DESSERT TRAY BURSTING, MINISTER AFRAA DROOLS!
Just two days ago, several of the "regulars" at the Delicious Syrup Tavern were sitting at the table, sadly wondering what had happened to their beloved Tavern Manager Cindy, and her darling baby Hassam. As part of their tradition of sadness, one place at table was left unoccupied, in memory of their dear friend Cindy. Slave Abu in particular missed his colleague whose brilliant menus made great use of the Farm produce.
And then, almost miraculously, Cindy returned with the adorable baby Hassam! Kalaharians rushed to welcome Cindy home, and listened to her story of a mysterious journey, and a lengthy illness with mouths hanging open. But the overwhelming emotion was one of happiness that Cindy had returned home to the place she belongs. The King's strong hug of the red-haired beauty was warm enough to make Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi green with envy! ahahaha!!!
Finally, the Tavern had been restored to its perfect state. We must not forget the excellent efforts of dara, Abu, and Nada, who were able to keep the Tavern menu alive during Cindy's absence, and Afraa's sweet tooth satisfied. But now Cindy is back and we celebrate!
We also are able to welcome even more visitors than before. Here we see the usual suspects in Kalahari welcoming the visitor Tink, who showed some wonderful and erotic dance moves that the King himself praised highly. (What? You are surprised the King noticed? ahahaha)
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GYPSY SLAVE CHIPPI NOT A THIEF BUT A LIAR!
GODDESS ALLEGRA INFORMS MINISTER AFRAA OF TREASURE'S ORIGIN!
NERVOUS SLAVE CHIPPI LIED IN SHAME TO THE KING!
Divine beauty Allegra, Goddess of Joy and Light, descended to the Kingdom to inform the mortals here that we had misunderstood slave Chippi's bad behavior.
Chippi WAS guilty, but of nervous lying, a medical condition, rather than the far more serious crime of theft, where only the King's compassion saved her from her hand being cut off! Instead, the guilty slave was hanged from the Punishment Tree as a warning against bad behavior in the Kingdom.
What actually had happened is that the Goddess had rewarded her belly dancer Chippi with two golden coins: one Chippi gave to charity, and the other she used to take with herself to the desert, as the Goddess released her to look for her sister Eman. It was this coin that confused the situation.
Minister Afraa passed that information on to the King and Queen, delighted that their little brat slave is deeply loyal to them both. In fact, Chippi loved being the trusted slave of Queen Vi, and will most sincerely display her service at the Welcome Celebration next Wednesday.
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SCHEDULE FOR QUEEN VI ALMASA TRRROL CELEBRATION
(and a warm welcome back to Tavern Manager Cindy!)
12:00 Noon SLT, Wednesday, 13 April 2016
Celebration to be held in the Tavern and Dance Temple
THE KINGDOM OF KALAHARI
welcomes
The Return of our beloved Queen Vi Almasa Trrrol
led by her rejoicing Husband: His Highness King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I
Princess Prith, Princess Nathalie
Minister Magdy and Minister Afraa,
Lady Louise, Palace Slaves dara and Chippi
and all the loyal subjects of the Kingdom
The King and Queen are seen practicing their dance moves in anticipation of the Party!
PROGRAMME OF EVENTS
Welcoming Speech
His Highness King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I
Fireworks courtesy of Lady Louise Kingbe
Prophecy by Palace Slave Chippi
Belly Dance performance by Members of the Kalahari Dancers:
directed by Kahya and Palace Slave dara
Celebratory Feast
Minister Magdy, Manager of the Kalahari Farm and Mine
Celebration of the Dance
All in Attendance are invited to join in joyful dancing.. Slave Chippi will DJ and take requests!
DATE: Wednesday, 13 April 2016
TIME: 12:00 NOON SLT
PREFERRED FORM OF DRESS: Medieval/Arab/Gorean or something similar.
but ALL are welcome.
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MEDIEVAL MURMURS
A delightful visitor from the legendary Kingdom of Sand, Elyssa Kalaratri, sailed into Kalahari Harbor, explored the Kingdom, and now is looking for a permanent home in Kalahari. All in Kalahari are called to welcome this charming new guest of the Kingdom.
Another dashing visitor came to Kalahari from the fabled Kingdom of It-a-ly. Mysteriously named Edoctor, he was vague about his origins, but clearly was interested in further exploration in Kalahari.
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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TAVERN MANAGER CINDY RETURNS TO THE GREAT JOY OF ALL IN KALAHARI!
BABY HASSAM HAS GROWN IN SIZE AND BEAUTY!
KING DELIGHTED, DESSERT TRAY BURSTING, MINISTER AFRAA DROOLS!
Just two days ago, several of the "regulars" at the Delicious Syrup Tavern were sitting at the table, sadly wondering what had happened to their beloved Tavern Manager Cindy, and her darling baby Hassam. As part of their tradition of sadness, one place at table was left unoccupied, in memory of their dear friend Cindy. Slave Abu in particular missed his colleague whose brilliant menus made great use of the Farm produce.
And then, almost miraculously, Cindy returned with the adorable baby Hassam! Kalaharians rushed to welcome Cindy home, and listened to her story of a mysterious journey, and a lengthy illness with mouths hanging open. But the overwhelming emotion was one of happiness that Cindy had returned home to the place she belongs. The King's strong hug of the red-haired beauty was warm enough to make Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi green with envy! ahahaha!!!
Finally, the Tavern had been restored to its perfect state. We must not forget the excellent efforts of dara, Abu, and Nada, who were able to keep the Tavern menu alive during Cindy's absence, and Afraa's sweet tooth satisfied. But now Cindy is back and we celebrate!
We also are able to welcome even more visitors than before. Here we see the usual suspects in Kalahari welcoming the visitor Tink, who showed some wonderful and erotic dance moves that the King himself praised highly. (What? You are surprised the King noticed? ahahaha)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GYPSY SLAVE CHIPPI NOT A THIEF BUT A LIAR!
GODDESS ALLEGRA INFORMS MINISTER AFRAA OF TREASURE'S ORIGIN!
NERVOUS SLAVE CHIPPI LIED IN SHAME TO THE KING!
Divine beauty Allegra, Goddess of Joy and Light, descended to the Kingdom to inform the mortals here that we had misunderstood slave Chippi's bad behavior.
Chippi WAS guilty, but of nervous lying, a medical condition, rather than the far more serious crime of theft, where only the King's compassion saved her from her hand being cut off! Instead, the guilty slave was hanged from the Punishment Tree as a warning against bad behavior in the Kingdom.
What actually had happened is that the Goddess had rewarded her belly dancer Chippi with two golden coins: one Chippi gave to charity, and the other she used to take with herself to the desert, as the Goddess released her to look for her sister Eman. It was this coin that confused the situation.
Minister Afraa passed that information on to the King and Queen, delighted that their little brat slave is deeply loyal to them both. In fact, Chippi loved being the trusted slave of Queen Vi, and will most sincerely display her service at the Welcome Celebration next Wednesday.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCHEDULE FOR QUEEN VI ALMASA TRRROL CELEBRATION
(and a warm welcome back to Tavern Manager Cindy!)
12:00 Noon SLT, Wednesday, 13 April 2016
Celebration to be held in the Tavern and Dance Temple
THE KINGDOM OF KALAHARI
welcomes
The Return of our beloved Queen Vi Almasa Trrrol
led by her rejoicing Husband: His Highness King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I
Princess Prith, Princess Nathalie
Minister Magdy and Minister Afraa,
Lady Louise, Palace Slaves dara and Chippi
and all the loyal subjects of the Kingdom
The King and Queen are seen practicing their dance moves in anticipation of the Party!
PROGRAMME OF EVENTS
Welcoming Speech
His Highness King Hassan Ibn Trrrol I
Fireworks courtesy of Lady Louise Kingbe
Prophecy by Palace Slave Chippi
Belly Dance performance by Members of the Kalahari Dancers:
directed by Kahya and Palace Slave dara
Celebratory Feast
Minister Magdy, Manager of the Kalahari Farm and Mine
Celebration of the Dance
All in Attendance are invited to join in joyful dancing.. Slave Chippi will DJ and take requests!
DATE: Wednesday, 13 April 2016
TIME: 12:00 NOON SLT
PREFERRED FORM OF DRESS: Medieval/Arab/Gorean or something similar.
but ALL are welcome.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEDIEVAL MURMURS
A delightful visitor from the legendary Kingdom of Sand, Elyssa Kalaratri, sailed into Kalahari Harbor, explored the Kingdom, and now is looking for a permanent home in Kalahari. All in Kalahari are called to welcome this charming new guest of the Kingdom.
Another dashing visitor came to Kalahari from the fabled Kingdom of It-a-ly. Mysteriously named Edoctor, he was vague about his origins, but clearly was interested in further exploration in Kalahari.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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