03 February 2020

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 3 February 2020 4#3

          DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 3 February 2020
              (http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
                                  
                                       and the Flickr accounts of

Afraa al Abid                         https://www.flickr.com/photos/165591728@N03
Nilasso                                 https://www.flickr.com/photos/157272874@N03
Tasha Weston                       https://www.flickr.com/photos/145085904@N03

EDITOR
Afraa al Abid

PHOTOJOURNALIST FOR THIS ISSUE
Afraa al Abid

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MINISTER OF INJUSTICE ISSUES DECREE

EHLINE FALSELY NAMES INNOCENT AFRAA!

EHLINE SHOULD INVESTIGATE REAL CORRUPTION!

TINA WO AUCTIONED 7 FEBRUARY


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The questionable Minister Ehline

Questionable Minister Ehline

appointed by King Hassan when the beloved Afraa al Abid was enslaved,

The Totally Honest, Beautiful, Innocent Afraa al Abid


issued the following questionable decree. which the Chronicles must publish as Ehline IS the Minister of record at the moment, at least until the King reappoints the Honest, Beautiful, Innocent Afraa al Abid,
and Ehline is put up for auction on 14 February.

REPORT TO THE MINISTRY FOR TORTURE UNTIL CONFESSION BY MINISTER EHLINE


THE COLLECTED GOLD FOR THE BABY PRINCE STOLEN!

A wonderful gift which was about to be given to the baby prince has been stolen. All citizens of Kalahari had contributed generously.
The gold was kept hidden in the Ministry but it is now gone!

Only someone with great knowledge of the Ministry could have found the gold. The thief must also be a very sneaky person.
All evidence points to slave Afraa!!!

An investigation will be done by the qualified judge Ehline.


Minister Ehline

While the Chronicles Board believes the gold HAS been stolen, we certainly question WHO stole it. We will continue to follow this unfolding story.

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MEETING OF ALL WHO WERE TORTURED OR ENSLAVED OR ABUSED
BY TINA WO SCHEDULED IN KALAHARI

Tina Wo torturing slave Sandi

In preparation for the auctioning of Tina Wo
on Friday, 7 February at 1:00 PM SLT,
all who have been unfairly treated, whipped, beaten,
sexually abused, or otherwise tortured by Tina Wo
are called to gather together and discuss
a pooling of resources to rent Tina
and give to her all the delights she has inflicted on you.

Shamsia Abbas torturing Tina Wo, as she deserves


And all are also encouraged to petition King Hassan to order Ehline up for Auction on 14 February.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!


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All glory to Kalahari
and peace and beauty as well!

slave Afraa al Abid

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