Kalahari Herald Chronicles: Kalahari Herald Chronicles 2 July 2018 3#102

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 2 July 2018

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((and see dara's video! https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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TALES OF KALAHARI!

IN HONOR OF THE FIRST WEDDING ANNIVERSARY OF

KING HASSAN IBN TRRROL AND QUEEN DARA KHSAN IBN TRRROL

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CELEBRATION DAY IN KALAHARI

30 June 2018

ATTENDEES

King Hassan ibn Trrrol, Queen Dara Khsan ibn Trrrol, Princess Livia, Queen Nathalie of Romania, Princess Xingzhen of Cathay, Abu, Afraa al Abid, Dr. Albert, Amber the Genie, Basuoma Audeburgh, Dr. Joe Bandalora, Stephanie Brown, Fares ap Eluned, Peace Furst, gretasla, Scheherazade bint Jafar, Karima, Lana, Jemima Larkspur, Nilasso, Raefe the Juggler, Rosecynder, Sam, Solondra, Sonia Tairov, Samaira Valentina, Willow, Tina Wo.

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KING AND QUEEN BASK IN THE LOVE OF THEIR SUBJECTS!

Solondra shows that Kalahari marches on her food and drink

Magic Carpet View of Celebration

After the King's welcome to the huge crowd of admirers, the stream of gifts began. What is most informative about these gifts is the variety of those who brought them: visiting royalty, adventurers, Kalahari citizens and slaves, and even a criminal (looking at you, Ehline!)

In fact, the gifts of Ehline, pictures of the King and Queen, were amazingly thoughtful. Unfortunately, Ehline could not be present to award them, and speculation immediately began as to which prison was housing Ehline.

Ehline's gracious gift followed by Princess Xingzhen's

Immediately afterward, the legendary Princess Xingzhen of Cathay brought a delicate cherry blossom tree, a lovely gift emblematic of her native land.

Lady Samaira came next, and the well known winebibber (alcoholist in Dutch ahahaha) of Kalahari, when she is not hiding her stock from Queen Nathalie of Romania, brought a case of her priceless ka-la-na.

Lady Samaira, Warrior and Winebibber

The mysterious but beautiful and elegant Scheherazade bint Jafar came next, with the thoughtful gift to desert potentates: a fountain!

Scheherazade bint Jafar brings the Fountain of Old Age to the King ahahaha!

The wise and perceptive Sir Peace Furst came next, and managed to please both the King and Queen both with the gift of a throne, which somehow allowed the King to sit in majesty, with the Queen seated at his feet.

King rests his old bones on the Throne while the beautiful Queen sits on the ground

Finally, the best man in Kalahari, Abukir Amhr Kofiadou, made with his own hands a beautiful brass candle lamp, to bring light to the Palace, as he himself does every day in Kalahari.

Abu's gift of a brass candle lamp

The final gift was a performance by the Kalahari Dancers with the traditional flame dance, bringing heat and light to the ceremony.

The Kalahari Dancers salute the Royal Couple

Queen Dara and King Hassan then surprised Afraa as they bestowed the Kalaharitzer Award for Journalism to a shocked journalist, who was left speechless, to the general delight and approval of all! (ahahahaha!)

"So, today I have the pleasure to present the very first Kalaharitzer Award in Journalism to Minister Afraa al Abid."

Queen Dara awards Afraa the Kalaharitzer Award in Journalism

The entertainment portion of the program concluded with a marvelous performance by the internationally renowned entertainer Raefe, whose facility with juggling was matched only by the wit of his comments.

Raefe the Juggler

The buoyant King then rose and showed his mastery of the Kingdom, as well as his leadership skills, in announcing the restructuring of the Kingdom.

King’s Speech on Restructuring the Governance of Kalahari Kingdom

My dear residents, first, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, and that of Dara’s, for this great celebration. This evening shows us how nice, exciting, funny, and surprising, good role play can be.

Recently, Kalahari has built its infrastructure, and we have received many fugitives from countries like Kuwar and Iconia. Wonderful people arrived, but without job, without house, without hope.

In order to give everyone, the chances to participate in the good and fit role play, I have decided to restructure the Governance of our land. The current Ministers, Afraa and Magdy, will get the help of three new Ministers, paid from Government taxes.

Five ministries will be formed:

Afraa on Internal and External Affairs, guiding journalists, diplomats, judges, and so on. (Other roles could include magistrate, advocates, lawyers, librarians, reporters, scribes, teachers.)

Magdy will continue supervising Farming and Mining. (Roles here also include miners, farmers, blacksmith, textile workers.)

Then, I am happy to introduce three new Ministers.

My sister, Princess Livia, will become Minister of Defence, and as such she will support the armies that fight abroad under our courageous commander Sir James El Kalaharian. (Other roles could be guard, warrior, soldier, watchman, police, warden, personal bodyguard.)

Since the Kingdom needs doctors who will supervise our physical and psychological state, I am happy to announce Sir Joe Bandalora as the Minister of Health. (Roles in this Ministry might include doctors, nurses, physicians, pharmacists, herbalists, midwives.)

Then finally, I have asked the current Manager of the Garden of 1001 Pleasures, Nilasso, to become Minister of Commerce, heading dancers, musicians, artists, Bath House and Tavern, traders (state what you trade), merchants (state what you sell: e.g. bakery), bankers, and slavers.)

Now, apart from these Ministers, we would like to encourage everybody in this land to think in which area they would find their living. The Ministers will align the organization of events and buildings in each area, and you all are invited to join one of these areas.

I have changed the arrival point back to the Old Harbor.

And there, you can find an application form, that can be filled out, to describe your family, and to apply for one of the 5 areas. I invite everybody to think at which Ministry they would fit best.

The Ministers will write promotion texts that also can be found at the ad-boards.

The coordination of this administration will be by my Palace slave Zahra bint Trrrol. I understand that this requires reflection, so feel free to ask questions in the coming week.

But now I wish my five Ministers a very good start and I wish you all a nice food and dance party here.

Enjoy!

And so Kalaharians did, like Karima, Lana, Willow and Sonia Tairov.