Kalahari Herald Chronicles 30 October 2017 3#76

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI

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KALAHARI UPCOMING EVENTS

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2017 Kalahari Challenge Combat

Friday, 3 November 2017, 12:30 PM SLT, The Royal Guards Fort

SewardofDunholm accepts Royal Challenge delivered by Samaira and Afraa

King Hassan ibn Trrrol will test the military skills of SewardofDunholm in single combat, to determine if he is worthy to be named the Captain of the Royal Guard, serving directly under Commander Fariq James El Kalaharian. If Seward defeats the King, he will become the Captain. If the King defeats him, Seward will be utterly humiliated ahahaha.

King Hassan ibn Trrrol, the Lion of the Desert

2017 Kalahari Halloween Contest

Friday, 3 November 2017, 1:00 PM SLT
Location to be determined

King Hassan looking better than ever!

Kalahari Kingdom and the lovely event coordinator Lady Nada Syuhada, will present a Halloween Contest immediately following the single combat of King Hassan and SewardofDunholm. There will be a Dance Contest (open for solo, couple, or group dance) and a Best Costume Contest.

The details of the contest are as follows:

A) Dance Contest

- Open dance contest: Open for solo, couple, or group. The dance can be any type of dance but must include emoting. It could be in one paragraph or separate emotes, based on your creativity.

- Anyone interested please contact Nada (reena90) or Afraa al Abid (xclox) to register your name or your group name.

Prize:

1st place:  L$500

2nd place: L$300

3rd place:  L$200

B) Best Costume Contest

- Open for all who attended the party. Throughout the party you can cast your vote for the person who wears the 'Best Costume'. The person who gets the most votes will win the contest. Only people who attend the party can vote and be voted for.

Prize: L$500

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Wedding of DrAliBinHaci and Ehline

Thursday, 9 November 2017, 11:30 AM SLT,
Location to be determined

11:00 AM Women gather at Bath House 
for Ritual Bath and Henna Ceremony

11:00 AM Men gather at the Tavern for a festive party for DrAli

The Lovely Ehline

The handsome and professional Kalahari physician and the beautiful Garden Girl will wed on Thursday next. All women are reminded that in the traditional Muslim ceremony, only the bride is allowed to wear red, so choose a gown of a different color. Men are encouraged not to allow DrAli to be late for his own ceremony. More details will be released as they become available.

DrAliBinHaci conducting the medical examination of dear Slave Roxe

In addition, DrAliBinHaci reminds those slaves who have not yet been examined for their medical certificate, that they should make an appointment soon to undergo the medical examination by DrAli.

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Trial of Spy Rebecca Buckley

Captured by 
King Hassan and Commander Fariq James El Kalaharian
Interrogated by Geronimo

Guard Geronimo interrogates suspected spy Rebecca Buckley

The noted international adventuress was captured by the ever-vigilant Commander. The King was also there. Ahahaha. Geronimo subjected the captive to his usual rigorous interrogation.

Her trial will take place at some future date, but the evidence from the interrogation suggests that Rebecca will soon be spending some quality time in the domain of Prison Manager Stephanie Brown, being worked hard with the many duties involved there.

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Afraa al Abid

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Kalahari Herald Chronicles 12 October 2017 3#75

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TRIAL OF PRISONER MIAA CERISE

SULEIMAN EL KEBAB'S MURDERESS CONVICTED!

KING HASSAN MIXES JUSTICE WITH MERCY
MURDERESS MIAA CERISE SENTENCED TO 10 YEAR'S SLAVERY
AFTER 10 YEAR SENTENCE, SHE WILL BE DEPORTED TO KUWAR!

Kalahari Justice Centre

Body of Sheik Suleiman el Kebab

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The lovely and talented prosecutor Minister Afraa al Abid laid out the facts with legal precision: the dead Sheik's body, the murder weapon discovered in the belongings of the defendant by the vigilant Stephanie Brown. the defendant's constantly changing story--all supported the feeling in the Court Room that this was an "open and shut" case.

Courtroom scene for the Trial of Miaa Cerise

Witnesses for the Prosecution, Prison Manager Stephanie Brown and Lady Tina Wo, a common sight in Court, stood ready to testify if needed. And the talented Palace Slave Hanna House of Trrrol diligently recorded all the Court scenes with the deft talent of the true artist.

Lady Tina Wo and Prison Manager Stephanie Brown

But the wily defense attorney, Abla chose a clever, even unique, defense for her self professed murdering client. She brought her child Fares to the Court, intending to use the baby to witness to the evil men often do to women, and  thus strengthen the defendant's argument that she was simply defending herself against the unwanted advances of the Sheik, who, she claimed, attempted to rape her.

Defendant Miaa Cerise with her attorney Abla and Abla's child Fares

The King, who had been angered by the frequent outbursts from the defendant, such that he banished her to a dungeon for part of the proceedings, was somewhat swayed by this argument, knowing , as he does, how certain powerful men demand sexual favors from vulnerable women, and get frustrated when they are not "satisfied."

In the end, the King mixed mercy with compassion by not executing Miaa Cerise. Instead, he sentenced her to 10 year's slavery in Kalahari, supervised by Stephanie Brown and Tina Wo. In addition, at the end of that sentence, she is to be deported to Kuwar to face serious charges there, though if she is entirely obedient for 10 years, that part of the sentence will be revisited. Finally, she must change her name to "Bloody Cherry," thereby warning all in Kalahari that she has the blood of many victims on her hands!

King Hassan announces verdict

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MURDER MOST FOUL IN KALAHARI!

SHEIK SULEIMAN EL KEBAB SKEWERED!

BODY DISCOVERED DURING THE ENDLESS KALAHARI RENOVATIONS!

VIGILANT PRISON MANAGER STEPHANIE BROWN CAPTURES SUSPECT!

SHIFTY EYED PRISONER MIAA CERISE INTERROGATED!

Body of Sheik Suleiman el Kebab

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The discovery of the body of the prosperous and well-liked merchant Sheik Suleiman el Kebab triggered an angry reaction among Kalaharians infuriated by his murder. The well-liked Sheik had mysteriously disappeared a few days ago, and his crew searched for him with no success.

Suspicion immediately settled on an unattached woman, Miaa Cerise, who had been offered free passage on the Sheik's last voyage, and had been seen spending large sums of money in various establishments in recent days.

The evildoer was discovered by the vigilant Prison Manager Stephanie Brown taking gold coins from a bag monogrammed with the Sheik's initials. A search revealed a blood-stained dagger, so Stephanie immediately placed Cerise in custody, and escorted her to the dreaded, but newly renovated Kalahari Prison.

Further exploration uncovered the Sheik's body, unceremoniously dropped into one of the numerous renovation ditches that deface the beautiful Kalahari landscape, and a thorough examination revealed that Sheik Suleiman el Kebab had been skewered with a dagger!

Minister Afraa al Abid interrogates Prisoner Miaa Cerise

King Hassan chose Minister Afraa al Abid to interrogate the prisoner in the presence of the King, the Queen, the defense attorney Abla, Manager Stephanie Brown and others.

Fortunately, Minister Afraa had encountered this evildoer some years ago in the Emirate of Kuwar, where Afraa had some minor connection with the authorities, and where similar crimes had been committed. She was able to point out the criminal past of the defendant, who had avoided justice in Kuwar by escaping from the ill-managed prison there.

She also established, after repeated lying denials, that Miaa possessed a dagger, and had actually killed the Sheik, although the shifty-eyed prisoner continued to maintain the murder was in self-defense against the amorous advances of the Sheik. The foolishness of this defense is made clear by the fact that the Sheik's reputation in moral sexual behavior is equal to that of the best men in Kalahari, even the King's!!!

King comes close to prisoner Miaa Cerise

Angered by such outright lies, the King approached the bound prisoner

King disciplines Miaa Cerise

and jogged her memory with a few well-intentioned slaps to the face. Lady Tina Wo could barely restrain herself from strangling the prisoner, as Tina's fidelity to the highest standards of sexual morality is well known.

Lady Tina Wo and prisoner Miaa Cerise

Prison Manager Stephanie probably saved the prisoner from an immediate lynching by safely locking her in a Kalahari cell, which is FAR more secure that anything in Kuwar. There she awaits trial on Thursday.

Miaa Cerise awaits trial in Kalahari Prison

All justice loving folk in Kalahari certainly hope that Defense Attorney Abla will stay within the law as she represents her client, and not resort to the blatant sexual innuendo and promises which past attorneys have used to obtain highly questionable verdicts in Kalahari.

King Hassan ibn Trrrol will preside at the trial.

King Hassan does some of his best work from the bench ahahaha

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TRIAL OF PRISONER MIAA CERISE

THURSDAY, 12 OCTOBER 2017, 12:30 PM SLT

KALAHARI JUSTICE CENTRE

Kalahari Justice Centre

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Afraa al Abid

Kalahari Herald