Kalahari Herald Chronicles 6 August 2017 3#64

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI

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KALAHARI DIPLOMATIC SHOCK!

SOMETHING NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN HISTORY!

The Trrrol Dynasty has ruled over Kalahari Kingdom for centuries, and thus has managed diplomatic relations with lands large and small for ages.

At some times during the long reign of the Trrrol dynasty, some nations have mistaken the welcoming stance of the Kingdom as a sign of weakness, and have incorrectly assumed that they could unleash their military forces upon Kalahari, and easily conquer this rich land.

Ancient Kalahari Battle Fleet

Such foolish nations are then shocked when the Kalahari battle fleet, or the powerful citizen armies of the Kingdom, arrive on their doorstep, under the command of brilliant military leaders like Princess Prith, to discuss their "miscalculations" with the foolish rulers who thought that Kalahari was theirs for the taking.

Kalahari Army Storming the Citadel

More frequently, Kalahari has maintained fruitful relations of trade and cultural exchanges with scores of other peace-loving lands, welcoming all, and threatening none!

Sometimes this takes the form of international conferences, like the recent meeting of the Royals. hosted by Goddess Atossa:

Meeting of the Royals

while at other times it includes cultural exchanges with close allies like the Lost Jungle of the Maya:

Mayan Jungle Dancing

At times there are economic intentions, relying on the Mine and Farm of Kalahari:

Kalahari Economic Center: the Farm and the Mine

and sometimes the economic realities of the Slave Auction:

Minister Afraa auctions off slave Roxe

Most often in Kalahari, the celebrations are personal, as when Nada Syuhada's Storytelling Events holds us all spellbound:

Kalahari Storytelling

or especially, when affairs of the heart come to fruition as in the Royal Wedding of King Hassan and Queen Dara:

Royal Wedding

But never, NEVER, in the lengthy historical chronicles of Kalahari have we seen a diplomatic initiative as we did this past Saturday, from the most unlikely source: King Hassan ibn Trrrol, and his niece Princess Nathalie!

VISIT OF THE SHA MO'E PANTHER GIRLS

The day started out in normal fashion, with a representation of Panther Girls from the Sha Mo'E Panther Tribe, led by Zara Zarene, a recent attendee at the Meeting of the Royals, accompanied by her sister warrior, Toroe.

Panther Girls Zara Zarene and Toroe

Of course, a friendly group of Kalaharians greeted the visitors warmly, and refreshments were served. Then, with little or no warning, King Hassan arrived, and as HIS welcome, he chose to challenge the Panther Girls to call for him to strip off his clothes!

The Kalahari people sat stunned as the King leapt up on a Tavern table and started gyrating like a whirling dervish, tossing articles of clothing to the Panther girls, who egged him on as if they had never seen anything like it. Which they had not, nor had anyone else!

Royal Striptease

And an even greater shock awaited the onlookers. While the King "cooled off" after his erotic dance,

Topless King Hassan

his niece Princess Nathalie decided to do him one better, and with the lovely DanielaBadra, gave full display of the natural beauty of Kalahari! ahahaha

Au naturel DanielaBadra and Princess Nathalie

With eroticism floating in the air like a fog off the Gulf of Kalahari, the lustful monarch posed with the visiting Panther Girls,

The Merry Monarch surrounded by a Pride of Panthers

and then shared his bench with his erotic dance companions Nathalie and Daniela.

King Hassan and his adoring subjects

After the gleeful Panther Girls returned home to the Shadow Moon Jungle, and the shocked Kalahari citizens staggered to their homes, Minister Afraa al Abid quietly launched an investigation into what, exactly, Abu was feeding the Royal Family along with their breakfast strawberries.

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VIDEOS

See Dara's video of Queen Vi's party at

((https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

See ATOSSA'S (Sands of Time) videos and pictures at

((https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe4G2Fe7Fq0hJNtyleEWMGA

http://www.avatar-life.org/sands-of-time/majilis.html

and http://www.avatar-life.org/atossa-hd-))

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Afraa al Abid

Kalahari Herald