DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
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((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
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CRIMINALS DALIA AND TINAWO FREE!
KALAHARI BRACES FOR CRIME WAVE!
LADY NILASSO HOPES FOR PROFIT FROM CRIMINAL PAIR!
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The day long dreaded, but unavoidable, finally came today, as the noted criminal pair Dalia and TinaWo were freed.
They were met by their faithful employer, Lady Nilasso of the Garden of 1001 Pleasures, who now assumes the challenging task of turning two sex-crazed criminals into productive earners at the Garden so theKing's pockets can be lined (censored) Kalahari Treasury can be enriched for the good of the Kingdom.
The pair's stay in prison was tumultuous, and caused Prison Governor Stephanie Brown to call in the noted Lady Torturer Samaira in order to "rehabilitate" Dalia,
and TinaWo, in the encouraging "lesson by whip" which she has adopted as one of her civic contributions.
Governor Stephanie and Minister Afraa supervised the "civics lesson" administered by Lady Samaira, so thatno dead bodies (censored) all of Kalahari's laws were strictly observed.
Clearly, the two prison pupils learned their lesson well, as they relaxed at "recess," after they completed her educational class.
Nilasso, therefore, took precautions against any misbehavior by Dalia or TinaWo, (and their mysterious third friend Justine Jashan,) by leashing them securely before taking them back to the Garden.
In a compassionate move so characteristic of her good heart, Lady Nilasso allowed the released prisoners, who will be closely watched by Kalahari security, a refreshing bath in the Garden recuperation tub. Our thoughts and prayers go with Nilasso as she sets out on her own path of education of this pair.
Meanwhile, as Governor Stephanie managed frightening criminals, Lady Samaira offered her educational lessons, Lady Nilasso took on the task of rehabilitation, and Minister Afraa rolled her eyes, King Hassan pursued his important work in the Kingdom.
Earlier that day, the King revealed the location of his "meditation cave' to a delighted Nilasso and Anette CapriHorn, who provided an educational lesson of their own to the delighted King. Observing this lovefest, Minister Afraa rolled her eyes, which is happening so frequently she may have to consult a doctor for "loose eye syndrome!"
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The day long dreaded, but unavoidable, finally came today, as the noted criminal pair Dalia and TinaWo were freed.
They were met by their faithful employer, Lady Nilasso of the Garden of 1001 Pleasures, who now assumes the challenging task of turning two sex-crazed criminals into productive earners at the Garden so the
The pair's stay in prison was tumultuous, and caused Prison Governor Stephanie Brown to call in the noted Lady Torturer Samaira in order to "rehabilitate" Dalia,
and TinaWo, in the encouraging "lesson by whip" which she has adopted as one of her civic contributions.
Governor Stephanie and Minister Afraa supervised the "civics lesson" administered by Lady Samaira, so that
Clearly, the two prison pupils learned their lesson well, as they relaxed at "recess," after they completed her educational class.
Nilasso, therefore, took precautions against any misbehavior by Dalia or TinaWo, (and their mysterious third friend Justine Jashan,) by leashing them securely before taking them back to the Garden.
In a compassionate move so characteristic of her good heart, Lady Nilasso allowed the released prisoners, who will be closely watched by Kalahari security, a refreshing bath in the Garden recuperation tub. Our thoughts and prayers go with Nilasso as she sets out on her own path of education of this pair.
Meanwhile, as Governor Stephanie managed frightening criminals, Lady Samaira offered her educational lessons, Lady Nilasso took on the task of rehabilitation, and Minister Afraa rolled her eyes, King Hassan pursued his important work in the Kingdom.
Earlier that day, the King revealed the location of his "meditation cave' to a delighted Nilasso and Anette CapriHorn, who provided an educational lesson of their own to the delighted King. Observing this lovefest, Minister Afraa rolled her eyes, which is happening so frequently she may have to consult a doctor for "loose eye syndrome!"
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Grand opening of Kalahari Market and Garden Games Pavilion (TBA)
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