DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
(http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
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PRISON BREAK!
CONVICTED FRAUDSTER DALIA ESCAPES
WITH AID OF SLAVE TINAWO!
BOTH CRIMINALS PUNISHED AND JAILEDTO AWAIT FURTHER JUSTICE!
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Little did elderly King Hassan ibn Trrrol think that his just sentence would be so arrogantly challenged when he left on a well-earned ocean cruise with key elements of the Kalahari Naval Forces.
His just sentence of the fraudster Dalia was hailed by most in Kalahari as excellent justice, although a few residents of the Kingdom, who attended the trial, thought that slave Dalia lied throughout, aided and abetted in deception by her solicitor MelaShane, whose frequent outbursts were "overlooked" by the kindly King, as he was spending most of his time "looking over" the scantily-clad MelaShane! (ahahaha.)
How the prison break was accomplished remains to be seen after further interrogations of the guilty duo, but it is an example of their utter depravity that, instead of heading to the Harbor and attempting to flee, Dalia and TinaWo went to the Bath House and engaged in scandalous behavior.
Fortunately, Minister Afraa al Abid happened to be passing by the Bath House and heard ungodly shrieks coming from within. Moving quickly, she trapped the monstrous pair and quickly took them into custody.
Minister Afraa is not as subject to the somewhat questionable appeal of Dalia and TinaWo as King Hassan is. In her determination to stop this plague before it spread, Afraa dragged the offensive pair to the infrequently used Kalahari Punishment Tree, where a justice different from their expectations awaited TinaWo and the fraudster Dalia.
And then, though she detests dealing out punishment herself, for the greater glory of Kalahari, Afraa administered a fair and just whipping to these horrid criminals, all according to the Kalahari Code of Justice.
This entirely just judgment was viewed by Lady Stephanie Brown, the Manager of the Kalahari Maximum Security Prison (KMSP),
and the Manager of the Garden of 1001 Pleasures, Lady Nilasso, who expressed her deep disappointment that two workers assigned to the Garden had been involved in such criminal doings.
After the entirely deserved punishment was conducted according to proper procedures, the criminals were marched to the Prison by Stephanie and Afraa, securely chained in place, and there they will be thoroughly interrogated, and await the King's return for further proceedings.
Concerned Kalahari citizens like Lady Samaira, and Sayed Sanik'naan and a woman of his household, Gadha, and slave Cybele Amorosi came out to offer assistance, and support the rule of law that is so sacred in Kalahari.
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Grand opening of Kalahari Market and Garden Games Pavilion (TBA)
Public punishment of slave TinaWo by King Hassan ibn Trrrol (TBA)
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