DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI
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((see dara's video of Queen Vi's party https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
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OF KALAHARI
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Any impartial observer of Kalahari would affirm that the true
treasures of the Kingdom are its women. Still, to be fair, Kalahari has also
seen more than its share of strong men from the Muslim tradition, many of whom
are from the fabled area of Arabia, and surrounding Sultanates, Emirates,
Sheikdoms, as well as various desert outposts and commercial establishments, and
many of those trading centers involve the enslavement of women. Slave trading
is a popular commercial enterprise for many of our Muslim men, and is of
course, legal in Kalahari.
THE RULING CLASS OF
KALAHARI
A discussion of Muslim leaders must begin (and fortunately,
doesn’t end! ahahaha) with King Hassan ibn Trrrol, the Lion of the Desert, the
Sultan of Sexiness, the Pasha of Pursuit, the Sayed of Sublime Women, the Sheik
of Sexual Attraction (Get it? ahahaha). Anyway, the King does oversee the
Kingdom in the best traditions of Islam, with a wise course of acceptance, and
an inspiration for creativity.
His life-long friend, Minister Magdy, who manages Kalahari’s Farm and Mine, is another paragon of
Muslim virtue, with his concern for individuals, as well as management of the
operations which are the foundations of the Kingdom’s wealth. He is also known
as the Magical Imam of Spanks for some reason, which seems to be a state
secret.
RELIGIOUS MUSLIMS WHO LEAD
BY THE PURITY OF THEIR FAITH
Sayed Hew Hosaw All came to Kalahari at a time of unbelief and
transition. By his solid integrity, and the purity of his positions, he won the
respect of all, even those who do not agree with his philosophical and
religious outlook. He also has been a tireless beacon of welcome to Kalahari
visitors.
Sayed Qutb is a mystical figure, who, from the desert outpost he
calls home, has tirelessly worked as an Arabian dominant man that makes women
live a very traditional, protected, purdah Arab lifestyle. He has not been seen
in some time, and there is a rumor that he has taken to the vastness of the
Arabian desert to pursue a closer union with Allah.
Sayed Sanik’naan is a strong and decisive man who expresses his
leadership skills within his household, where all his women live modestly, and
under a strict code of obedience, in accordance with the Muslim tradition for
the behavior of women. He provides for them in all ways, and encourages their
growth in becoming the modest Muslim women they should be.
Sir Habib the Slave Trader is a man from the Middle East who
searches for woman in the west and converts them to Islam. He loves to
discipline his woman, and to share his culture and history with them. He has
recently undertaken a long journey of acquisition, and is expected soon in
Kalahari, perhaps with a new Harem, or at least, a cargo of slaves.
ARAB MEN WHO DISPLAY
LEADERSHIP IN THE HAREM, IN SLAVE TRADING, IN THE DOMINATION OF WOMEN, AND IN
OTHER COMMERCIAL VENTURES
The original Arab strong man, and leader of the failed Halimite
Rebellion, King Halim, along with his beautiful and personable wife Lady
Malika, first established the standard for managing a successful Harem in
Kalahari. His powerful desires, mixed with her elegance and talents, stiffened
by their joint resolve. Made them the most powerful of the non-Royals.
Sheik Ibn Ben Yusuf has also established a strong Harem in the
beautiful Cove section of Kalahari. He is one of those strong Arab men who
acquires, particularly wives and slaves, though with the Sheik, it is sometimes
difficult to tell the difference. (ahahaha) One looks forward with enthusiasm,
(unless one is a free woman,) to see whom the Sheik will next ensnare.
Sultan Süleyman (نﺎﻤﻴﻠﺳ) of Topkapi is a well-known benefactor of Kalahari Kingdom. His
magnificent gift of a Zodiacal Planetarium Clock, which doubles as a slave
display device, is located on the roof of Princess Prith’s Palace, and stands high
over the Kingdom, as well as serves as a beacon for anxious sailors, as they
know they are near the safety of Kalahari Harbor when they see the towering
timepiece. The Sultan owns one of the most beautiful palaces in the Muslim
world, but it is open only to women, who understand that if they approach, they
do so as a member of his stable of women. He maintains diplomatic relations
with Kalahari through his Ambassador Sabina.
Pasha Beesly Naxos manages The Caravanserai, the well-known slave
trading post on the “Trail of Tears,” the route which many women have traveled
in sadness before they reach their final destination of slavery. Along the way,
many of them find their temporary destination is dancing naked for the Pasha,
or lying next to him in his bed, as he “explores” their bodies.
Sailmaster Thorgrim has operated his sailing enterprise in that
twilight world, where no one knows where legality ends, and criminality begins.
He and his Captain Minghus were involved in the case of the infamous Lady Roxelana
who disappeared, only to re-emerge as slave Roxe, where she now happily toils
for her new owner Minister Afraa al Abid. Where the jewels at the center of
this murder case are, has never been determined, and Thorgrim has maintained a
stony silence on the matter.
Captain Minghus inhabits the same twilight world as Sailmaster
Thorgrim, whose vessels he frequently captains. When they are asked if they
have ever been convicted of a crime by a dedicated Port Director, the answer is
always the same: “Convicted? No, never convicted,” accompanied by mutual smug
looks.
Sayed MaD and his slave, Marcus the Lazy, are well known figures in
modern day Kalahari. Sayed MaD is always on the lookout for yet another female
slave to serve him, but he also contributes to Kalahari with his impressive
musical talents.
Another member of the trading fraternity, but a man who does not
deal in slaves, for he finds them unprofitable, is Merchant Jon1Stryker. He
specializes in long trading journeys to the mythical Northern Kingdom, and he
is well known for the ability of his crews to fight off the pirates who
frequent those waters.
Another Arab man is from the Kingdom of Turkey, known for its
fierce warriors, and virile lovers. Sir Wolf fulfills both of those
expectations on his infrequent trips to Kalahari.
SHADY CHARACTERS WHOM THE KALAHARI GUARD WISHES TO QUESTION
Few men have discomfited the women of Kalahari as has Sultan
Abdullah, known among the ladies as the “Insultin’ Sultan.” It is difficult to
decide whether his arrogance, his smugness, or his blunt sexual and demeaning
references, are the worst: it is a close call for this sadist in any event.
Prince Animter the Unfaithful may be the worst man ever to set
foot in Kalahari. His overbearing nature verged on unbelievable egoism, for
when he abandoned Tavern Manager Cindy, and their small child, he left them
with no means of support. And then he had the nerve to return and try legally
to obtain custody of the boy he had abandoned! He is the worst of the worst.
A FINAL CAUTIONARY TALE
It has been my honor to salute (well most of them anyway) these
proud Arab or Muslim men who have graced Kalahari with their presence. But even
these powerful men may be subject to life’s tragedies, as the following, and
painfully personal, anecdote will show.
Though many of these men are attractive, even handsome, there is
no question that the most sexually dynamic, irresistibly attractive man who
ever set foot in Kalahari, or in any other land, is Emir Hussein al Rachid of
Kuwar, a sexual dynamo gifted by Allah with superhuman qualities.
I speak with firsthand knowledge, as I not only know the Emir,
but had the honor of marrying him, and serving as his Queen,
despite the worst efforts of a scheming witch to assassinate me or the Emir at
our wedding.
Fortunately, this witch was defeated on that occasion, but evil
does not stop, it grows and grows if it is not destroyed, as this scheming
Wicked Witch of the Rus shows.
Since the Emir was separated from my protection against this
witch, she was able to cast a spell over him, filled his head with absurd
notions, forced him to dress like some sort of buffoon from an Italian comic opera, and has caused
him such anguish that his daily intake of sweets, pastries, and women, has been
reduced by almost 30%!
Let this be a warning to all Muslim men—destruction awaits you
where you least expect it. Place your faith in Allah, not in yourself! And let us pray to Allah for the poor shell of the once great Emir Hussein al Rachid, who seeks Gold, but in the wrong place!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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