Kalahari Herald Chronicles: February 2016

22 February 2016

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 22 February 2016 2#81

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 22 February 2016

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KING MAKES PALACE SLAVE DARA FIRST GIRL!
EMOTION AND HAPPINESS IN THE PALACE!
KING REMEMBERS MISSING QUEEN VI IBN TRRROL!
MONARCH PROMOTES DARA TO FIRST GIRL!

In an emotional ceremony at the Palace, King Hassan Ibn Trrrol raised Palace Slave dara to First Girl for her all-around excellence, and especially for filling the emotional void that has been created in his life by the mysterious disappearance of his beloved Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol.

Slave dara's excellence is well known in the Kingdom. If a dance display needs to be presented, we call dara. Do you need help with the Farm?--summon dara. Do the patrons at the Tavern demand food and drink?--dara produces it. Does the Chronicles need a Media Editor?--send for dara! And if the King gets overheated (well, you get the idea! ahahaha)

The ceremony was well attended by dara's admirers and friends. and the Royal Family (King Hassan and Princess Nathalie), as well as Ministers Magdy and Afraa joined the celebration.

Mistress Layla and her slave feather came from the distant Jungles of Maya, and was warmly greeted by Louise.

Slave Lorelai attended, as did Cristy Whitfield, and of course, the leading Kalahari citizen, the recently engaged Louise el Masria, and her bratty errr her very obedient slave Sasa. (ahahaha)

The ceremony itself was solemn, and the King emphasized the formal importance of the situation, as well as the fact that all Kingdom Slaves now must be guided by dara, and all Private Slaves should look to her as a model of service for their owners.

Besides the King's heartfelt words, the high point of the celebration was the seductively elegant performance of dance and movement by the guest of honor:

The King was seen gulping down water, tea and melonade in great quantities as dara performed her magic, especially when slaves feather and Sasa joined the performance.

So the Chronicles staff, along with King Hassan and Princess Nathalie, and all Kalaharians welcome and congratulate First Girl and Palace Slave dara, a model of excellence, beauty, and (Highness, keep your hands off her until the end of the article! ahaha)

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UPCOMING EVENT
KALAHARI WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!
MRKINGBE TO WED LOUISE EL MASRIA!
TWO OF KALAHARI'S LEADING CITIZENS PLAN A GREAT FEAST!
ALL KALAHARIANS AND INVITED GUESTS WELCOME!
TIME AND DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED!

MRKINGBE has returned to Kalahari, with an entourage of slave girls,

and Louise has had a wonderful influence on the Kingdom in her brief time here. She has done magnificent work transforming New Kalahari to the Paradise it is today. Here she is seen with the King and First Girl dara.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles

dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor

21 February 2016

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 21 February 2016 2#80

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 21 February 2016

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KING MAKES A ROYAL PRONOUNCEMENT: A CHANGE IN THE PALACE STRUCTURE!
PALACE SLAVE DARA TO BE FIRST GIRL!
SLAVE ROSE TO BE THIRD PALACE SLAVE AND PALACE CLEANER!
ROYAL PALACE WILL BE THE SITE OF THE EVENT!
KING'S EVENT IN PALACE ON MONDAY, 22 FEBRUARY 2016. 12:30 PM SLT
KING'S PALACE EVENT WILL SERVE BOTH FOOD AND DRINK!

In a sudden bulletin from the Palace, the King announced that in a few hours, he will hold a ceremony to honor two of his appointments. The superb Palace Slave Dara, who wears the historic T brand, will be named First Girl, and all Kingdom Slaves will be under her supervision.

And Slave Rose, the talented girl who selflessly churns butter and spins wool, has been elevated to Third Palace Slave in charge of cleaning.

As a testimonial to her elevation. slave Rose will do a seductive belly dance with First Girl dara,, display a carpet she has woven herself, and perform a story telling for the honored guests who are able to make the ceremony on such short notice.

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UPCOMING EVENT:

KALAHARI WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!
MRKINGBE TO WED LOUISE EL MASRIA!
TWO OF KALAHARI'S LEADING CITIZENS PLAN A GREAT FEAST!
ALL KALAHARIANS AND INVITED GUESTS WELCOME!
TIME AND DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED!

MRKINGBE has returned to Kalahari, with an entourage of slave girls,

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MINOR KALAHARI POSITIONS AVAILABLE

Now that the incredibly critical position of third Palace Slave and Palace Cleaner has been filled, some minor positions are available:

ACTING QUEEN
MINISTER OF JUSTICE
ACTING TAVERN MANAGER
COMMANDER OF THE ROYAL GUARD
MINE SLAVES
FARM SLAVES
TAVERN SLAVES
BELLY DANCE SLAVES
CHAIR OF THE KALAHARI FREE WOMEN SOCIETY
SLAVE TRADER
FORTUNE TELLER
PRIESTESS OF TEMPLE
CITIZENS WHO CAN WALK, THINK, AND ROLE PLAY (ok, don't have to walk)

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KING'S NEW COURT

Also, evidently, the King has a new Court (Council of Advisors). He searched very carefully for those councillors who could match him in intelligence, and give him excellent advice. Slaves Malaak and Sasa are there to assist him in the organization of his stunning new Court.

11 February 2016

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 11 February 2016 2#79

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 11 February 2016

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TAVERN NIGHT 14: THE LOST JUNGLE OF THE MAYA VISITS KALAHARI!
TOURS, A DANCE DISPLAY AND SLAVE BALL CELEBRATE THE HAPPY EVENT!
GRACIOUS HOSTS ALLOW VISITORS TO BEAT THEM REPEATEDLY IN
SLAVE BALL! OVER AND OVER! NOT EVEN ONE WIN!!
NOT EVEN ONE GOAL!!!

One of the benefits to being well developed, even advanced societies, as are both the Lost Jungle of the Maya and Kalahari, is that seeming differences in outlook and culture can be transcended, and those virtues that characterize both great societies bring the people closer than even significant differences divide them.

And so it was that Priestess Lexia Moonstone, Dakota Dun, our own Bill Le Brave with slave naimaa, and Edison Riella Hypnotherapist made the long journey from the wilds of the Mayan Jungle to the shores of Kalahari.

Kalaharians were impressed with the lean and fit visitors, who undoubtedly face many stressful situations just to survive in a land filled with crocodiles, and other such dangers. Of course, we in Kalahari face many dangers ourselves, especially if you are on the dance floor with King Hassan, but we face those dangers bravely! (It would be pure speculation to feel that dara and Afraa are holding their heads in pain watching the King dance, and Nada standing on the side to protect herself from serious injury. As I say, pure speculation! We don't mention it. We don't even think it!)

The King proudly took the visitors on a tour of the Kingdom, aided by Palace Slave Nada. Priestess Lexi, Dakota, Bill, naimaa, and Nada look on as the King describes the Punishment Tree, a rarely used, but still important part of the Kingdom.

The King also climbed to the top of Princess Prith's home to show Dakota and Lexi the famed Lunar Clock, a gift from Sultan Suleyman of Topkapi. Slaves dara and Nada served as parts of the time piece as they tick tocked around the clock, to the admiration of the Mayans. The King, in his dogged pursuit of scientific knowledge, was seeking an answer to the important research issue: when are his slaves at their most fertile?

But the highlight of the visit was undoubtedly the dance display, prepared and led by the Dazzling Dance Mistress dara. Her perfect training techniques brought together a variety of Kalaharians and formed them into an efficient dance troupe in record time. The King hosted his impressed visitors as dara performed, assisted by Princess Nathalie Raducioiu Iaminsk (the King's niece, from the fabled Kingdom of Romania), Nada, breta, Annibe and Afraa.

After the thrill of the dance, and the enjoyable food and drinks, the King led us all to the Arena, where a game of Slave Ball was suggested. But before that, the Priestess and the Mayans showed their incredible generosity by gifting to the King and the Kingdom a beautiful piece of jade, procured amid the dangers of the deepest tropical rain forest. Visibly moved, the King and all were overcome with the generosity of this unique group of people, and made us all proud to know them.

Of course, the Kalahari teams of Afraa and Bill Le Brave, and then Bill and the King could easily have trounced the visitors but our hospitality (STOP--EDITOR'S NOTE: HIGHNESS, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE THAT! EDITOR AFRAA)

Now, the truth is that the Mayans were wonderful players, the ball never left the Kalahari end of the court, and all the goals were scored by the Mayans. More physical fitness is required in Kalahari, and the King pledged his support in giving individual workouts to all female slaves in Kalahari! That is Royal leadership of the highest level! Here is the Mayans scoring the last goal, winning the final match, and freeing poor slave Nada from her dusty rolling prison, as the slave ball.

The true enjoyment concluded with the sort of social interaction, and growing enjoyment, that happy conversation, and stirring tales always brings to light. Here, Doctor Albert Ushimawa of Kalahari, along with Minister Afraa and Princess Nathalie, listen to Sir Olilover, and Edison Riella Hypnotherapist, as they tell of the many fabulous adventures they have had in the Jungle.

Finally, amid many happy cheers, and wild applause, the Mayans departed, with many pledges of affection and friendship exchanged. After the visitors left, the King, Afraa, Bill and Nada discussed the wonderful day over a horn of mead, where the final miracle of the day occurred. Bill stopped at one horn! Truly, a unique day in the annals of Kalahari!

07 February 2016

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 7 February 2016 2#78

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 7 February 2016

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TAVERN NIGHT 14: THE LOST JUNGLE OF THE MAYA VISITS KALAHARI!
DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS AND CULTURAL VISITS TO FOLLOW!
TOURS, A DANCE DISPLAY AND SLAVE BALL ON THE MENU!
WEDNESDAY, 10 FEBRUARY 2016, NOON SLT

Priestess Lexia Moonstone, her colleagues, and her cohort of slave girls will visit the Kingdom next Wednesday, and Kalaharians are eager to return to their visitors the lovely hospitality shown when we visited that beautiful, isolated outpost.

Priestess Lexi and Minister of External Relations Afraa al Abid have discussed further relations between the two lands, and this will be the next step in that growing relationship.

05 February 2016

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 5 February 2016 2#77

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 5 February 2016

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DELEGATION FROM KALAHARI VISITS THE LOST JUNGLE OF THE MAYA!
KING LEADS THE GROUP TO THE TROPICAL PARADISE!
LOUISE EL MASRIA, DARA, SASA AND MINISTER AFRAA AL ABID ATTEND!
ALL SING THE PRAISES OF THIS HIDDEN GEM AND ITS PEOPLE!
DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS AND CULTURAL VISITS TO FOLLOW!

Mistress Layla McMillon and her slave feather had given King Hassan a standing invitation to visit their remote homestead in the far-off Mayan jungle, where Royal Guard Bill Le Brave also maintains an outpost, and so the King, always a gracious visitor, led a group of Kalaharians to the Lost Jungle of the Maya.

And what a wonderful welcome we received. Priestess Lexia Moonstone and her cohort of slave girls provided a magnificent greeting around the campfire, with dance, drums, and captivating storytelling.

Refreshments from the tropical bounty were served by slave feather, and happily consumed by the visiting Kalaharians, while Edison Riella Hypnotherapist added the pounding jungle beat with his skillful drumming.

But the warm welcome of the campfire was only one of the highlights of this Royal journey. Braving the dangerous animals of the jungle like jaguars and crocodiles, as well as other unnamed perils, Priestess Lexi gave a tour to the King, Afraa and dara. The cove where many a ship has met its end was one destination, and also an explanation of where the seemingly endless supply of slaves are collected in the Jungle.

The King led a synchronized swim dance that had to be seen to be believed.

And Minister Afraa joined the dance, or perhaps was just avoiding the attack of some giant crabs or starfish! ahahaha

Further exploration revealed a handsome Mayan Ball Court, and a very intricate cave system where Mining adds further wealth to this jungle paradise. And many more attractions lay undiscovered, and only await eager visitors who are interested in adventure!

Priestess Lexi and Minister of External Relations Afraa al Abid discussed further relations between the two lands who share so much: slave auctions, Mining work, Slave Ball and Maya Ball, dancing, storytelling and so much more. So we can expect many future cultural exchanges and visits of friendship between these two great peoples.

03 February 2016

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 3 February 2016 2#76

DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 3 February 2016

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SLAVE GIRL SASA GIVES BIRTH TO A BOY!
THE KINGDOM CELEBRATES THE BIRTH OF ANOTHER SUBJECT!
KING APPLAUDS THE OBEDIENT MOTHER!
LOUISE EL MASRIA LOOKS AFTER HER!

Another dramatic event took the Kingdom by storm as a miracle occurred. Slave girl Sasa suddenly was taken by severe contractions while assisting Miss Louise at the Tavern. In the fortunate presence of the King, Minister Afraa, and Palace Slave dara, Louise immediately escorted the bent-over girl to the Clinic, where Afraa and dara were preparing the room for the important work that lay ahead, while Louise closely observed.

Surrounded by such care, and under the expert ministrations of dara, Sasa came through with flying colors, delivering a healthy baby boy quickly, and without complication.

dara carefully nursed her sister slave through the pain and suffering to the joy and exultation of birth.

Overjoyed, Sasa was assisted to Mistress Louise's home, where she is provided comfortable quarters, and all the support and comfort she needs. Now, we all wait to hear what she will name her healthy and active baby boy.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles

dara
Media Editor
Kalahari Chronicles