DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 9 July 2019
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EDITOR: Afraa al Abid
PHOTOGRAPHERS:
King Hassan ibn Trrrol
Tina Wo
PHOTOGRAPHERS:
King Hassan ibn Trrrol
Tina Wo
SCENE DESIGNER:
Captain Frank
Captain Frank
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CASEY ANSIA RANSOMED BY KING!
SADLY, TINA WO WAS THE RANSOM!
CAPTAIN FRANK TORTURES TINA HORRIBLY!
KING AND CASEY ANSIA IN DARING RESCUE!
CAST OF CHARACTERS
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| Poor Tortured Tina Wo |
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| Slave Trader and Pirate Captain Frank |
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| The Gallant Rescuer King Hassan ibn Trrrol |
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| Rescue Assistant Casey Ansia |
Before the Chronicles tells the tale of Tina Wo's torture, we must clear up any misconceptions that the King traded Tina to a known pirate and slaver simply so that he could get Casey Ansia back into the Royal Bed.
Of course, he DID trade Tina as a ransom for Casey but we are sure that his long-range plan was to learn from Casey where Captain Frank held her, so that the King could lead a gallant rescue of Tina before Captain Frank killed her. The Captain had promised Tina he would execute her because he blamed her for his sister's death.
Oh, and also to get Casey into the Royal Bed!
Now, back to the story. When the devious Captain Frank kidnapped Casey, he already had planned to send a message to the King demanding Tina as a ransom for Casey, thinking the foolish King would not see through his plan. Little did he know that the King saw through his plan, and while realizing that Tina would be horribly tortured, laid his own plans for a rescue.
Tina bravely withstood the torture, and was able to smuggle a note out to the King as to Captain Frank's plans.
But the evidence the King uncovered during the rescue was a horror show that we share with some hesitation as the portraits are graphic; but, on the other hand, knowing the Chronicles audience, will boost our circulation immensely!
The pirate wanted to humiliate, torture, and only then, execute Tina Wo. Captain Frank first locked the helpless Tina into a specially designed frame in order to skewer her breasts.
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| Tina prepared for her breasts to be skewered |
He then gave her a brutal whipping.
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| Tina's bottom turns red from her whipping |
After the horrible beating, Captain Frank "posed" the weeping and beaten Tina again to continue her humiliation before a sexual torture and a second beating AFTER he shaved her head!
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| Tina Wo posed |
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| Tina is forced to perform oral sex on the pirate Frank |
He then stood over her and made withering and savage remarks about how his seed would remain on her body when she was executed.
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| The pirate laughs as his seed drips from Tina's body |
After this sexual devastation, the pirate mercilessly whipped the shaven-headed Tina again!
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| The final stage of Tina's torture |
Fortunately for Tina, Captain Frank was called away to lead a pirate expedition to kill some innocent victims and rape some women, so the Captain ordered Tina to be held in a high security cell until her execution.
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| Tina awaits her execution bound, gagged, and dildoed |
all alone.
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| Abandoned, Tina awaits her execution |
What Tina did not know is that the gallant King Hassan, finally recovered from numerous "Royal Consultations" with Casey, had begun to plan her rescue.
Realizing that a full scale assault by the Kalahari military might result in many casualties, and that Tina might be murdered before she could be rescued, the King decided that a two person secret mission was the the preferred rescue mode.
Putting his long history of acting to good use, (or is it acting up? or acting out?) the King disguised himself as a village idiot. (Yes, it was a disguise!)
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| The King's disguise |
His plan was simple: as he distracted the Pirate guards by lurching around in what he calls dancing, drinking copious amounts of rum, and spouting nonsense (OK, it was typecasting ahahaha), Casey Ansia would sneak down to the cells, leaving a trail of cookies for the King to follow.
By the time the guards had slapped the King around, and tossed two lindens at him for his "skills," Casey had found Tina. The King followed the trail of cookies, and just had time to change into his "Valiant Warrior King" outfit, when the sound of cannons signaled the return of Pirate Frank. Quickly freeing the weeping and grateful Tina, the three made their escape in a small dinghy, rowed by Casey and Tina as the King rested from his prodigious labors.
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| Tina rescued |
When the gallant trio reached Kalahari, the King placed Captain Frank on the "Enemy of the State" list, and ordered all Kalaharians and friends of Kalahari to arrest him on sight, and have him returned to Kalahari to face justice.
All in Kalahari rejoiced in the safe return of Tina Wo, due to the gallantry of the idio err the Warrior King Hassan ibn Trrrol!
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and peace and beauty as well!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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