DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 25 May 2019
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EDITOR: Afraa al Abid
SCENE DESIGNERS:
Franco Carfield, Tina Wo
AUCTIONED SLAVE:
Freya Deluca
WINNING BIDDER:
Albert Glas
Franco Carfield, Tina Wo
AUCTIONED SLAVE:
Freya Deluca
WINNING BIDDER:
Albert Glas
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KALAHARI AUCTION INAUGURAL EVENT!
FRANCO CARFIELD AND TINA WO SHINE!
LUSCIOUS SLAVE FREYA DELUCA SOLD!
ALBERT WINS BID, THEN FREES FREYA!
RUNAWAY FREYA ATTACKS KING HASSAN!
LATE BREAKING NEWS: SEMYA VALENTINE GIVES BIRTH!
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ATTENDEES
Slave Freya Deluca, King Hassan ibn Trrrol, Princess Nathalie, Minister Afraa al Abid, Blackheart Tyger, Abu (The Best Man in Kalahari), Sheik Franco Carfield. Lady Tina Wo, Lady Malika, Captain Minghus, Jon1Stryker, Sir Peace Furst, Willow, Suhelia, Professor Mikael, Albert Glas, Salma, Rose Munro, Aisha, Daring Do, Oksana, Seyma Valentine, Sheikh Robijn, Shamsia Abbas.
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| Sheik Franco Carfield and Lady Tina Wo introduce slave Freya Deluca for Auction |
The Slave Auction returned to Kalahari with a flourish as Slave Master Franco Carfield and Slave Trainer Tina Wo presented the beautiful Freya Deluca for sale.
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| Lovely Freya Deluca |
Kalahari came out in great numbers to witness this signal event.
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| Auction audience gathers |
Because of the threat of pirate abduction (We are looking at you, Captain Minghus), Minister Afraa al Abid enlisted the aid of her partner Blackheart to provide extra security for the event.
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| Minister Afraa with Blackheart Tyger |
Events like the auction are not just opportunities for rich and oversexed bidders to purchase human flesh to fulfill their desires, it is also an entertainment, a celebration encouraged by King Hassan and his friends in the Male-ocracy.
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| Kalahari Glitterati |
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| Kalahari Glitterati 2 |
The combination of the sparkling crowd, the presence of rich bidders, and the seductive call of the beautiful but helpless Freya, caused a vigorous bidding competition, which came down to a face-off among three bidders: Princess Nathalie, Sir Peace Furst, and Albert Glas. After several tense stare downs, (and some grunts and groans from Freya, assisted by Tina), Albert Glas won the helpless slave with a bid of L$1,750.
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| Decorated Freya |
The King then rose and addressed the crowd, in a celebratory mood, happy with the efficient auction managed by Sheik Franco and Lady Tina, and already counting the taxes he would gain from the sale of Freya.
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| The King addresses the crowd as Tina, Franco, Albert, and the slave Freya observe |
The auction seemed to be finished, but the real drama was about to begin. Unknown to anyone, Albert, the long time Kalahari physician, had been consuming many of the herbs and medicines which had been his stock in trade. This potent concoction of mind-altering substances had finally taken its toll on poor Albert, to the extent that his brain had suffered a fatal shutdown.
The first hint of this tragic episode was evidenced when, after paying an enormous sum for a slave, Albert called over Freya, and freed her!
Confusion reigned, especially when Albert stripped off all his clothing, and stood on the stage as if he wanted to be sold to some bidders, though a close examination revealed that the bids would have been as small as... well, you get the picture.
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| Albert addresses his purchase |
Meanwhile, the slippery slave Freya fled toward the Palace, but was captured by the ever vigilant, if aging, King Hassan. What happened next is unclear. and in some dispute. Though many of us who worked preparing Freya for her auction found her to be a lovely and mild mannered girl, King Hassan claimed that she had kneed him "in the balls," and he punctuated this by saying, in a high and squeaky voice: "Freya the Ballbuster!"
By the time the Faithful Royal Nathalie had helped the King subdue Freya, Suhelia and Afraa arrived at the prison to assist in her imprisonment. The King demanded that Freya spend the night in a cell, fed on bread and water alone. The gracious Nathalie imposed upon the King to provide a luxury bed for the jailed girl, the King's better nature won out, and he provided one of the 1,000 Royal Beds he keeps in storage "just in case."
And so, we all thought, a dramatic day had ended, with Captain Minghus slinking away to his ship, under the watchful eye of Blackheart Tyger.
But the day held one more surprise!
LATE BREAKING NEWS!
Professor Mikael had invited his and Minister Nilasso's friend, a heavily pregnant Seyma Valentine, to observe the auction.
Nature, like Albert Glas, had other plans for this day. The radiant Seyma went into labor, and called for help. The ever generous Princess Nathalie and Minister Afraa answered her call, and rushed Seyma to her bed, to prepare for the birth.
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| Nathalie and Afraa assist in the birth |
After a difficult labor, a weary but exultant Seyma showed off her newborn son: Hasso Ali!
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| Seyma proudly shows Hasso Ali to Nathalie and Afraa |
King Hassan, hearing the news, rushed joyfully to the bedside of Seyma to congratulate her on the birth of another taxpayer err i mean fine Kalahari boy.
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| King Hassan congratulates the happy mother and her boy Hasso Ali |
And finally, one of the most dramatic days in recent Kalahari history ended with the miracle of a mother's labor, a newborn's cry, and the King happy!
All glory to Kalahari
and peace and beauty as well!
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and peace and beauty as well!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Great Report Afraa. I missed chronicles a lot lately. But this story shows that even when getting wrinkly, the soul stays creative and funny.
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