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COMBAT ENGULFS KALAHARI!
LIBRA MOON AND BILL LEBRAVE
WIN THE FREE-FOR-ALL!
BILL LEBRAVE DEFEATS KING HASSAN
IN SINGLE COMBAT FINALS!
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| Kalahari Combat Tournament: The Gathering |
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| The Warriors Assemble |
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Special Thanks for an outstanding Tournament to Lady Nada Syuhada.
List of Attendees: King Hassan ibn Trrrol, Queen Dara Khsan Trrrol, Afraa al Abid, Doctor AlBinHaci, BarbaraStager, Bill LeBrave, Bubbles, Dalia, Ehline, Farah, Girl, King Hrolf Kraki, Julie Bright, Libra Moon, Nada Syuhada, Nathalie Răducioiu, Nilasso, Randy Quander, Requiem Meridia Nocturnal, Samaira, Sasa Snuffy, Stephanie Brown, Tasha Weston, Tina Wo, Ume, Ambassador Yasemin von Engelhardt.
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The Championship match, therefore, took place between two old friends and companions, who exchanged friendly compliments before the combat.
But the crowd of spectators, whose enthusiasm had been building up during the whole tournament could barely contain their excitement when these two great battlers squared off. The aging Lion of the Desert, realizing that 4 previous combats had left him at less than his best, decided to employ a uniquely unorthodox strategy.
Realizing that he could not match strength with the vibrant Sir Bill, the King broke out in one of his infamous dance moves. lurching about like a drunken sailor. His idea, of course, was to have Sir Bill double over in a disbelieving giggling fit, and then attack him when he had his opponent at a disadvantage.
Sir Bill, however, manfully resisted the temptation to laugh uproariously, kept his guard up, and finally wore down the elderly monarch for the final victory.
A proud Lady Nada Syuhada bestowed the coveted prize of slave BarbaraStager upon the happy victor, who was surrounded by his loving slaves Girl and Ume. Slave Reki consoled the gallant King, who offered heartfelt congratulations to Sir Bill. Another sterling event managed by Nada took its place in the annals of Kalahari!
A huge crowd of those eager to view violent combat, (or sexy warriors in skimpy battle dress), descended upon the Kalahari Arena to see the multi-stage competition involving famed warriors from many different lands, and also the Royal Bedroom.
The first two stages of the competition involved the dreaded "Free-for-All," in which each fighter attempted to stay "alive" until only one competitor remained.
Two of these battles took place, and, sadly, the Chronicles' graphic artist had her scroll shot out of her hand by one of Tina Wo's errant arrows so we can only report that the winners of these stages were Libra Moon, a warrior as fierce as she is beautiful
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| Libra Moon |
and the gallant Sir Bill LeBrave, whose only misdeed in an honorable life was selling slave Roxe to Minister Afraa ahahaha.
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| Sir Bill LeBrave |
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The "Free-for-All" provided the sort of grand spectacle where the spectators looked here, then there, as clever warriors mixed great feats of combat artistry with clever strategies to defeat a mass of opponents. It is a salute to Sir Bill and Lady Libra that they survived these melees.
The event that most of the bloodthirsty spectators came to see was the individual combat, in which one champion matched another, using different tactics honed in many battles and close combats.
The battles each provided interesting mixture of styles. In one, Tina Wo used a bow and arrows, hoping her long distance attack would blunt the formidable skills of Libra Moon with her long sword. Libra eventually proved triumphant.
Perhaps the most prestigious combat featured the Royals: King Hassan ibn Trrrol and King Hrolf Kraki. No royal courtesy was shown in this battle, but after a close combat, the elderly monarch Hassan defeated his younger rival to advance to the next round.
The quickest match saw the merciless Requiem Meridia Nocturnal use her special two handed attack to dispatch the beautiful, compassionate, loving, kindly, elegant, intelligent (OK Afraa, enough!) Afraa al Abid.
The final match saw popular crowd favorite Sir Bill defeat the international criminal Randy Quander who probably was using this combat to hide from legal authorities in many lands. ahahaha
The battles each provided interesting mixture of styles. In one, Tina Wo used a bow and arrows, hoping her long distance attack would blunt the formidable skills of Libra Moon with her long sword. Libra eventually proved triumphant.
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| Libra Moon defeats Tina Wo |
Perhaps the most prestigious combat featured the Royals: King Hassan ibn Trrrol and King Hrolf Kraki. No royal courtesy was shown in this battle, but after a close combat, the elderly monarch Hassan defeated his younger rival to advance to the next round.
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| King Hassan defeats King Hrolf |
The quickest match saw the merciless Requiem Meridia Nocturnal use her special two handed attack to dispatch the beautiful, compassionate, loving, kindly, elegant, intelligent (OK Afraa, enough!) Afraa al Abid.
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| Reki looks down on the conquered Afraa |
The final match saw popular crowd favorite Sir Bill defeat the international criminal Randy Quander who probably was using this combat to hide from legal authorities in many lands. ahahaha
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| Bill LeBrave and the shady Randy Quander |
Thus the semifinal lineup was set: the aging King Hassan against the fierce and beautiful Libra, while the valiant Sir Bill LeBrave took on the exotic warrior Requiem Meridia Nocturnal.
In a shocking surprise, the aged Lion of the Desert summoned up one last bit of energy, probably stimulated by the beauty of his opponent, and surprised Libra Moon with an upset victory.
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| The Lion of the Desert outlasts Libra Moon |
In the other semifinal, Sir Bill managed not to be too enamored of the beauty of HIS exotic opponent, and defeated Reki in a very efficient manner.
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| Sir Bill dispatches the powerful Reki |
The Championship match, therefore, took place between two old friends and companions, who exchanged friendly compliments before the combat.
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| The Warrior of Maya Land and the Lion of the Desert exchange compliments |
But the crowd of spectators, whose enthusiasm had been building up during the whole tournament could barely contain their excitement when these two great battlers squared off. The aging Lion of the Desert, realizing that 4 previous combats had left him at less than his best, decided to employ a uniquely unorthodox strategy.
Realizing that he could not match strength with the vibrant Sir Bill, the King broke out in one of his infamous dance moves. lurching about like a drunken sailor. His idea, of course, was to have Sir Bill double over in a disbelieving giggling fit, and then attack him when he had his opponent at a disadvantage.
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| The Lion of the Desert dances like the Belly Dancer of Baghdad |
Sir Bill, however, manfully resisted the temptation to laugh uproariously, kept his guard up, and finally wore down the elderly monarch for the final victory.
A proud Lady Nada Syuhada bestowed the coveted prize of slave BarbaraStager upon the happy victor, who was surrounded by his loving slaves Girl and Ume. Slave Reki consoled the gallant King, who offered heartfelt congratulations to Sir Bill. Another sterling event managed by Nada took its place in the annals of Kalahari!
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| BarbaraStager, Ume, Girl, Sir Bill LeBrave, King Hassan ibn Trrrol, and slave Reki as Lady Nada Syuhada looks on |
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Thank you for a wonderful write up Afraa, such a shame we couldn't cut Barbara in half and let the King and Bill share the prize :)
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